The night before christmas..

The night before Christmas Throught the house, We were all fucked, Even the mouse.   Dad at the brothel, Mum with Uncle Frank, I'd settled down For a nice slow wank   Outside the house I heard a right clatter. I let go of my cock To see what was the matter   Out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I knew right away It was old St Nick   He came down the chimney Like a bat out of hell The big fat fucker I think he fell   He filled our stockings With sweets and beer And a big rubber cock For my brother, the queer   He rose up the chimney With a thunderous fart The big fat fucker Blew the damn house apart   He swore and he cursed As he rode out of sight Shouting I'll be back next year Have a hell of a night!     Disclaimer: Alas I can not take credit for this, it was sent to me by a very sweet (and up to then) innocent lady friend of mine lol   K