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The pineapple test

December 04 2014

This topic has probably been covered at some stage, but due to a convo I just had, we were wondering if the pineapple test works? Has anyone tried it? is it different for guys than girls? Work more for one gender? And if it does work, how long you gotta eat it beforehand? Looking forward to your answers lol

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  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Eating one as I'm typing ;-) Any tasters out there ? miss N ? I've heard some foods affect the other way as well, garlic, some brassica's ... some of the foods for mens good health :-(

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Yes pineapple juice apparently makes men's spunk taste divine. Good enough to drink. I think have some pineapple in the morning. Although I have heard that when girls eat strawberries and chocolate that the taste sweeter within hours, but I am not a taster so not sure if that is really true.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Related to the biggest vagina thread ? Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Highpriority' Related to the biggest vagina thread ? Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it... Called the biggest A hole pineapple test I recommend you start with a small pineapple ... let us know how it goes because you're worth it handy hint ... the leafy end is the handle, but whatever ....

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Highpriority' Related to the biggest vagina thread ? Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it... Maybe it is related to the prickly arse thread. For all those that like to leave the spiky leaves hanging out.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    On a technical point there only a certain percentage of people who get that really sulfurous smell when weeing ( not sure about in cum though ) post eating asparagus .

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I would find pineapple tasting cum very strange. But if it tasted of a nice full bodied red wine, then.......

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    A past lover swore by it. His diet wasn't particularly healthy but he added pineapple juice often enough and especially before he had a date :) And it certainly made for some pleasant, sweet, not at all over-bearing flavours.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Maybe I should get someone to taste me every single day so I can see what foods make me taste the best. Yeah - I can definitely see the value in that experiment ;-)

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I met a lady a few times, who loved giving head, gave me nice snowball.... didnt like sweet, but prefered sour ! The stronger the better. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    2 ltrs of pineapple juice please :-P

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Yes it works! In the days when Woody was "courting" me he drank lots of pineapple juice and he always tasted sweet. Pusscat xxx

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    HAHA I find this topic hilarious! I love how some men who think drinking pineapple juice prior a date believe they are going to be sweeter and expect that the woman is going to be a swallower! Soooo, if a woman drinks pineapple juice prior a date = the man will be expected to swallow!! Natures guarantee of a 2nd date fellas!!! hehehe Foxy I agree! some deserve the rough end of a pineapple up their arse. OOPS! Did I just say that out loud.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Freddyawsum'handy hint ... the leafy end is the handle, but whatever .... Another popular myth busted...

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    a $50 note?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Was it pineapples for flavour, and celery for volume? Garlic and asparagus definitely make you taste bad, but it's got all the nutrients good for the horizontal folkdance. Honestly? We should all be eating more fruit and veg anyway. Highpriority said: Related to the biggest vagina thread? I ...uh ... I would like to meet that woman. For curiosity's sake.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Chuckle_shells, hilarious!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I am a man, not a slushie machine!!! Well, actually. How about some molecular gastrosexonomy - sage butter vermouth sous vide cum mist anyone?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I can't help but wonder of the guys drinking pineapple juice..... if they think telling s woman that is gonna encourage her in the slightest??!!!!

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    dont need to eat specific things before i will eat a lady :P ... i love her natural flavor and will happily eat up every day :P

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Freddyfuckhead, but I'll bow to your expertise... Have a nice day buddy. Hp xo💋 Because some of you are worth it...

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    You are so hot when you are mad. :P

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' I can't help but wonder of the guys drinking pineapple juice..... if they think telling s woman that is gonna encourage her in the slightest??!!!! If I don't want to put a man in my mouth, his choice of beverage isn't going to sway me.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    This one does not seem to have any evidence based on fact. I would say if you are a believer and your boyfriend or girlfriend just told you they had some could you tell if they lied. Anecdotal evidence is rather meaningless in the end, and there is nothing really unique in pineapples to suspect anything is being passed in to the prostrate gland to affect the taste of the man's "love" juice, or equally into the same glands for the women "juices of love" (have to say that in suitably deep drawn out tones). Pineapple, apart from it very high sugar levels is nothing remarkable in terms of nutrition, It does have high levels of Vitaman C and Manganese both essential for normal body health. But with its high sugar levels (10% the same as found in a can of coke) and very low fiber i would not call it a good fruit (personally I love pineapple) There is bromelain found mainly in the stem and used as a meat tenderizer, but is quickly destroyed in the stomach, and if it did make its way down to the sexy bits, it would have a devastating effect on the sperm (which may have benefits). If it is bromelian its action as an enzyme on the proteins in cum may result in a sweeter taste (the same effect as a meat tenderizers ability to sweeten the flavor of meat). Yet thinking of it as partially digested cum rather than sweetened, kind of makes it weird. Sorry I am a bit of a kill joy, but I am happy to try the taste test. A good sample size would be best, a dozen or more should do it over several weeks, ill wear a blind fold. Not sure how to get such an experiment past the ethics board. It could seriously be a good subject for a PhD, Oh well

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I don't think the pineapple thing is that much of a surprise. What we eat impacts on how we taste. I was vegan/vegetarian for many years and got more compliments about my taste in that time than in any other. A good healthy diet high in fruits and vegetables (hold the onions and garlic ;)) makes for a good healthy taste. The pineapple trick simply fast-tracks that fresh taste. In my experience it doesn't taste like pineapple or overly sweet. Just fresh and healthy. Cigarettes, lots of red meat, salt, alcohol, onions, garlic etc can make for a really strong and sometimes unpleasant taste. For me at least. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • On_Safari

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    11 years ago

    DG when you blew him did he taste good? I lurve chocolate!! OS xx PS Nice new pic sweetpea!

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I heard once that you should eat the male jelly babies first.... you get that little bit more jelly baby that way. And the frog accosted me outside IGA.... he heard about my habit of big things

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I take it didnt go well then... bowing might have helped, try adding vaseline ... lots of it pmsl - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I hear "Freddo's fantastic. And he tastes great too!" He must be on pineapple diet 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Freddo says much the same thing as a lot of blokes in here...... thinking a woman wants to drink down his man chowder as if its life-sustaining ambrosia. Weird lol

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Everyone has a unique odor and thus everyone also has a unique taste. And although there is no scientific evidence to prove any of the following claims that are believed to improve the taste of your semen, they are nevertheless widely believed among drinkers and squirters alike. Believe it or not, many of the things that affect body odor are believed to affect the taste of semen as well. For instance, alcohol and coffee are believed to give semen a bitter, pungent taste. As well, cigarettes, garlic, onions, broccoli, and cauliflower are also believed to alter the taste of your love juice. The cigarettes need no explanation; you're inhaling fire, let's get real. But because the aforementioned foods tend to have a distinct odor, it's believed that they will affect the way you taste. If you're dehydrated, pig out on spicy foods or are taking medication, these factors may also contribute to an uninviting flavor. So maybe you should take it easy on Mexican delights and start downing water like there's no tomorrow. There are recommended foods to make your little guys taste great as well. Again, this has not been scientifically proven, but hey, so long as these foods are not poisonous, what's the harm in trying, huh? Before we get into the flavor, let's talk about output. A lot of guys would love it if they could make like one of the characters in Scary Movie and ejaculate so much that they plaster their girlfriends against the ceiling. And although that won't likely be happening anytime soon, it's believed that wheat germ increases seminal output. Bon appétit. Considering most guys are avid meat eaters, keep in mind that red meat apparently makes semen taste more acidic. Hmm, nothing like the taste of acid to end off a wonderful night of sexual fun. To sweeten up your inner load, drink plenty of pineapple juice, and eat bananas and papaya. Their sweetness results in yours. And of course, lest we forget that parsley can do wonders for men worldwide — it eliminates body odor, freshens breath and improves the taste of seminal fluid.how about some 68?Always keep in mind that everyone has a distinct taste and even if you do all these things, she might still find the taste of your fluid repulsive. But if she's more than willing and able to sacrifice for the greater good, then have her down a mint before she makes her way down south. The mint will serve to hinder the flavor of your semen and will simultaneously provide you with indescribable sensations. And to polish things off, you can reciprocate the favor by doing the same. Or you can leave it as a 68, and you'll owe her one. Obviously, your semen will never taste like a chocolate milkshake, but trying your hand at sweetening it up a little will serve to enhance your love life. Think about it, now every time you consume something new, you can urge her to try your new and improved juice. Enjoy! cocktail, anyone? Chamomile teaRed meatMangoesDairy ProductsPineappleGarlicBeerOnionsGreen teaChemically processed liquorGrapefruitAsparagusSpearmintCigarettes CilantroChocolate LimesCoffee LemonsSpices Oranges Brussels Sprouts Plums Broccoli What To Eat/Drink What To AvoidA BETTER-TASTING MILKY WAY

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    The formatting really sucks, so that didn't work I My apologies