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The ugly truth
September 10 2014
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RHP User
11 years ago
To fist a guy if his ring is really tight :P
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SensuousMasseur
11 years ago
a) correct (they actually use any excuse to divert blame ..lol) b) correct c) mostly correct d) correct e) incorrect. Mature women are gorgeous on top. Males see only beauty. Females too often only see the irrelevant flaw. f) correct. Two extra marks for this as I had to Google "conniption" ...... I'm impressed ! g) correct h) correct. PWP & PWA are bwerry bwerry bwad when hunting fwemales. Two marks. i) correct. But only because I have a deep desire to be ridden by Fred Bassett 11/10 .... Excellent work !
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RHP User
11 years ago
Rumors are like myths, seldom true but usually based on facts. "Ugly is only skin deep" is a lie, ugly people are ugly all the way through. Some itches are best left unscratched, unless you don't mind smelly fingers.. The secret to a healthy long life is not exercise and eating well. It all about who your parents are, its in your genes. Opportunity seldom comes a knocking, best to knock on its door. I am seldom ever right, I am never ever wrong, all that matters really is if you believe me or not.
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RHP User
11 years ago
G strings on men should be banished , so revolting ! Socks a close second ! From a cock loving girl , I hate cock shots ! Give me smiley face every time ! I like being on top , don't care if I Bassett hound the shit outta them ! Too much tongue makes kissing unsexy - leash that beast Same goes for stiff pokey fingers, quick stiff licky tongues and furious fucking without passion . Truth is for most men - slow the fuck down unless the chemistry is extreme ! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
• I also fart if you poke me too hard. • Ball bags are just plain ugly no matter how you look at them. • Whoever coined the phrase "small fish are sweet" has probably never caught a big one. • If a woman goes fishing and comes back with a pink snapper, she may not have been fishing at all. Obi1
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RHP User
11 years ago
At 4 am does not replace the attention of a hot woman next to you in a taxi on the way to her place. Looking at yourself in a mirror does not make you more buff. Never compare a woman to her sister, even if you've dated both years apart and you're asked for said comparison by one sister. Never, never, never, never. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Good to have the air con on when fisting as it can make you very hot.
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RHP User
11 years ago
1.) when we say we are looking for MORE doesn't mean we want a white picket fence and 5 of your babies. 2)Women do fart, so deal with it. 3) Wrinkles are earned so if they disappoint you, deal with it 4) Yes, sometimes we do sleep in real pjs and wake up with hairstyles that look like Medusa, not even super models are sexy 24/7. 5) Some women like to drink Corona out of a bottle, doesn't make us less feminine 6) Talking about sex non-stop gets boring! 7) Trying to kiss with morning breath is NOT a turn on, no matter how horny you are when you wake up. 8) Coffee cums before sex in the morning, unless you're George Clooney or Brad Pitt :-p
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RHP User
11 years ago
When are paragraphs actually going to show as paragraphs when I post from my phone, FFS????
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MissBishere
11 years ago
On the ball bag thing. I have seen some very attractive ones that are just made for sucking - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
L4Q: Thank Christ someone said it! (Next Paragraph). Drives me nuts! (Next Paragraph). And I still can't find any "like" button! (Next Parragraph). Obi1
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xxsexythingxx
11 years ago
Well so you don't like g'strings on men? Why would this be, is it because the man wearing them wasn't good looking enough for you? or was it just simply he didn't know how to wear it properly? We have seen a lot of men that just don't know how to put them on properly, EVEN some ladies out there don't know how to wear them right and it looks horribly wrong. I have been wearing g'strings for many years. And yes I find it very comfortable and sexy..(this coming for a man). Even my partner reckons it makes my bum look cheeky (her words).
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RHP User
11 years ago
Ball bags should be sucked and fondled as often as possible. As for being attractive though.. ?. Well perhaps indeed from a female's perspective, but to me a ball bag simply looks like an inverted octopus with no legs. XX
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RHP User
11 years ago
Just put the code in and it will go into to the next paragraph.
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RHP User
11 years ago
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RHP User
11 years ago
Casual sex is mostly .... meh. Okay but not great. online dating is boring.
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Tall74nHard9
11 years ago
Quoting 'Obi1Kenietzsche' L4Q: Thank Christ someone said it! (Next Paragraph). Drives me nuts! (Next Paragraph). And I still can't find any "like" button! (Next Parragraph). Obi1 Like "button" is actually the thumbs up sign - between Reply>> and x people liked this. All ya gotta do is press it with your cursor. If you press the word 'people' it tells you who liked it. That is all. Tall
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RHP User
11 years ago
Corona is never sexy. Just pretentious with no substance.
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RHP User
11 years ago
A. Men can literally piss at a 90 degree angle unintentionally, particularly the next morning if they have fallen asleep right after sex. B. Men fall asleep right after sex. Warning... see point A. C. Age is a thing D. Guys are hard wired (no pun intended) to look at boobs when taking to women E. Corollary to C and D...many guys will loose their minds and their wallets to catch and keep a young woman big boobs. Fortunately I'm a leg man F. If I put everything I knew about women in a book it would probably be titled "How to lose friends and infuriate people"
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RHP User
11 years ago
Women sometimes follow through Men look bad in just socks and sometimes smell bad when they are unwashed socks g strings on men can be a health hazard Cock pics on profiles make some men moan Older women on top can always face the other way Can grandmothers even turn on iPhones? Wanking over the computer must be very uncomfortable Posting when pissed confuses spell check Inthekiss is always right except when she's wrong
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RHP User
11 years ago
Thanks Meeka for showing me how to make paragraphs on my iPad!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Or just the truth..Farts only smell so deaf people can enjoy them too..Tights are Naff..Wanking over your I~Phone can make the button stick...Sending multiple wrong Pics to wrong destinations.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Laughter really is the best medicine.......... unless you have diahhorea..... in which case it's the worst medicine. :-) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
unless you have a arse that can crack walnuts that is.. G strings Ive seen on men at the beach is not a good look and definately have themselves on.. I was once given a G by my then GF .. I tryed it on for her sake and all she did was smack me on the bum.. She was a bum girl so it was right up her ally.. Later' I threw it in the draw and thats where it stayed until me and a few friends did a impromptu strip for one of our favourite friends ( female ) who was leaving for London for a few years.. apart from that.. ?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Ears are the most sensitive part of your body when masturbating
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RHP User
11 years ago
Average = fat Athletic = You think you are fit
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Add1two' Average = fat Athletic = You think you are fit You think I'm fat? Ugly is people making negative assumptions without confirming they are factual. Another ugly truth: Even women pluck their nose hairs, myself included.
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MissBishere
11 years ago
The ugly truth Man that post that comment probably miss out on all average women now... 👎 1. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
What does your first comment mean? Are you saying that sometimes women shart? :P
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RHP User
11 years ago
Hairs on women grown in all the wrong places as you get older, same for old dudes. The lose it in the right places and it goes to inside their nose or ears. Back hair is not a turn on unless your a female grizzly Women should wear swim goggles for those guys that tend to spray the room like a csi crime scene. Safe sex does not mean, having sex with someone bare back cause you think they are a nice person. Wash your ball sack and arse if you expect a rimming. There is no H or I spot, so for fuck sake stop digging in there, and cut your finger nails. Do not laugh when you have a runny tummy, or as meeka says a shart is sure to follow. Skid marks that would make a crocodile proud in your loo does not make you friends, its called a toilet brush, learn to use it. When you said you can eat all night, I did not realise you meant everything in my fridge.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Pink_Lotus' Quoting 'Add1two' Average = fat Athletic = You think you are fit are you concerned it was about you ? I took it as Average Australian is now overweight You think I'm fat? Ugly is people making negative assumptions without confirming they are factual. Another ugly truth: Even women pluck their nose hairs, myself included.
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RHP User
11 years ago
No I did not think it was about me, I just think it's a dumb assumption in general.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting '50zcool' Corona is never sexy. Just pretentious with no substance. But so yummy
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RHP User
11 years ago
Men fart regardless, no one has laughed when Ive been on top, (not to my face anyway), and g strings are gooood if I want to lick and kiss a guys butt cheeks, mmm ....oh, now Ive forgotten the others?
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RHP User
11 years ago
"Do these pants make my Ass look fat ?" It seem this was the wrong answer: "No" ( should have stopped there) "The two Pizzas you ate last night should be on the suspect list...."
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RHP User
11 years ago
Very true...that is why God inventedhlne sex:-) xxQ
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