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There's really no good way to say it...

March 19 2014

sex

Why is it you can't say that you are a great lay without sounding like a total arrogant dick? A lot of profiles say "I'm looking for someone who know what they are doing in the bedroom" or something to that effect but if you put on your profile "more than capable between the sheets... or car or park or kitchen counter" or something along those lines you just come across as a wanker.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Be still and quiet ..that is sexy...self promotion is not....xx Q .

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    everyone is different, what you think is great, I may think is cliche or boring. Even kinks bore the crap out of me, give me old fashioned bed sex with some real passion and genuine desire, it kicks arse every time over every dick on the internet telling how wonderful they are then giving me selfish porno sex. Yeah they leave satisfied, and I am left wanting with bruised boobs, cum all over me and the sensation that my vibrator just grew arms and an attitude.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Its all a matter of opinion and preference.....you may think you are great and I am sure you are.......to some or maybe a lot of women......but others may think you are lousy! I also think that I am a great "lay" Extremely passionate and sensual....but I know I'm not everyones cup of tea so I would never profess on my profile how great I am as that would come across as arrogant....instead I will let the select lovers I spend time with decide But FIGJAM

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    In a site filled with guys who all have a high opinion of their capabilities....with often a compulsion for outlining their sexual resume..... it's simply unnecessary waffle and unqualified braggadocio-ness. How do you think approaching strangers in a bar with the same claims would be received? Now accept that the strangers in here have the same thoughts and opinions. Make sense now?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    It makes you look like a wanker.... which, you already knew

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    No self promotion,only the ladies i meet will count,and that stays within the confines of the bedroom :-) good,bad or indifferent - a nice bit of innuendo,after is always a pointer whether it be fireworks or jeeze glad thats over,but each to there own. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Do you read women's profiles and believe the ads......I can suck cock for hours, I will blow your mind,you will never have had an orgassm like it....deep throating is my specialty... Yada,yada ...flip the script as DG would say xx Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'ralf74' everyone is different, what you think is great, I may think is cliche or boring. Even kinks bore the crap out of me, give me old fashioned bed sex with some real passion and genuine desire, it kicks arse every time over every dick on the internet telling how wonderful they are then giving me selfish porno sex. Yeah they leave satisfied, and I am left wanting with bruised boobs, cum all over me and the sensation that my vibrator just grew arms and an attitude. yes its common, and same for women that lay back like a star fish after saying they are wild in the sheets. we never can tell , as I have had men that were fantastic with me but not so good with some of my girlfriends. Its just the way it is me thinksand to the oPthe kiss of death on here is to say , your fantastic in bed, you go down for hours, and a woman is guaranteed satisfaction.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I think I need to put this in my profile a great root, if your into necrophiliatits you will die for, cause when I get on top you cant breath nice tight pussy, my cat is good with a budget Muliti only when it comes shopping, I keep coming back to the shop over and over and over again, Kisses like you feel the alien has latched onto your face Loves anal, as in shoving a cucumber up your bum and sitting on my own falls asleep during sex or watches a soap opera over your shoulder while you giving it your all. has a Y that's colder than a witches tit dry as the Sahara desert. I know I know, you want me baaaaaaaaaaaaad LadyT scaring herself she is so darn sexy

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'LadyTuscan' I think I need to put this in my profile a great root, if your into necrophiliatits you will die for, cause when I get on top you cant breath nice tight pussy, my cat is good with a budget Muliti only when it comes shopping, I keep coming back to the shop over and over and over again, Kisses like you feel the alien has latched onto your face Loves anal, as in shoving a cucumber up your bum and sitting on my own falls asleep during sex or watches a soap opera over your shoulder while you giving it your all. has a Y that's colder than a witches tit dry as the Sahara desert. I know I know, you want me baaaaaaaaaaaaad LadyT scaring herself she is so darn sexy Like the sand in an hour glass, so is the Days of Our Lives. Got to be. Mado Mado Tara xx

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    12 years ago

    On lots of things really, better the connection = might be better sex! open mind = could be better sex! the ability to throw ones legs behind ones ears = more than likely going to be better sex! compatibility = maybe going to be better sex..... It just depends on the individual, our perceptions of sex, what makes it good/alright/ok/mind blowing/boring are all different.....what might work for me, might not work for someone else.....💋

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I believe I am a good lover and open to find out what you really enjoy. See confident not an arse and ready to listen and please.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' It makes you look like a wanker.... which, you already knew Well after you have come across one or two I think most women realise that guys that brag about how good they are........ aren't.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Qefenta2' Do you read women's profiles and believe the ads......I can suck cock for hours, I will blow your mind,you will never have had an orgassm like it....deep throating is my specialty... Yada,yada ...flip the script as DG would say xx Q Do you think there are female profiles out there that actually brag about how awesome they are in the sack? Or how good they suck cock? I wonder........

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Praising their bj skills......bless 'em xxQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    How the hell does one label themselves as a "Good Fuck" ? Is it because one or two other people told them so ? It's impossible for me to be a Good Fuck without the person I'm with being a Good Fuck too . The only way we're both going to be Amazing with each other is if we are totally into each other . It's like Yin & Yang , a perfect , harmonious balance . It's the person I'm with who will bring out the best in me and visa-versa . For I cannot be a Good Fuck on my own ... GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I hope I can remember how to do it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    MisterGreen has nailed it. Now come over here an nail my starfish arse. 😄

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Jack_Denials.... What's happening?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'd be only too happy to hammer and nail your Chocolate Starfish ;) GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Cheeky_01

    Cheeky_01

    12 years ago

    Do you want to know if you're a good fuck? Then go fuck yourself :)

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    We can back each other up Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Cheeky was that an educated opinion you expressed there....or did you just have a bad day xx Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    If after getting to know each other and if in tune and the feel and eye contact strong and the sneaky lil kisses start chances are the juices will flow and things will happen. No matter how much a person talks themself up , their self expressed prowess means SFA if you can't get to first base...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Mr Green OMG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Jack_Denials.... What's happening? would be for me to say my life is...COMPLICATED Maybe I should start a new thread rather than hi jack this one. Meeka thanks for asking...

  • Cheeky_01

    Cheeky_01

    12 years ago

    I had a great day, Qefenta. Thanks for asking. It was a joke. Lighten up. Hope you have a great day too

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    no one gives a flying fuck if you are a great lay...As long as you blow her mind...treat her well...and satisfy her sexually (moreso if you can)...that is what is important... That you have one very happy lady in your bed... S'nP

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I share with my friends...... Every bodies happy......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    but I'm pretty crap in bed if there's no chemistry. OP, chances are you are too. Even considering just technique, women like vastly different things, and someone's awesome lover is bound to be someone else's dud. Different strokes, and all that ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Nobody likes a show off... And no expectations minimises the possibility of that deflated shitty aftersex feeling.

  • Bideas

    Bideas

    12 years ago

    Ones own perception of their skills will always be biased. Despite the potential numerous partners that have expressed their praise, the potential for their false comments always exists. Despite having validations from other rhp members on ones profile, the chance of meeting a new partner with a preconception of extensive bliss as a result still has the potential to disappoint if one is not perceptive enough to figure out a new partners individual needs. In some cases these needs may be more than just physical sexual skill, many ladies will be more aroused by an emotional connection therefore gain more pleasure from average sexual abilities than great sexual skills without an emotional connection. So to make a blanket statement regarding the extent of ones sexual skills is narrow minded. 'willing to learn ranks more highly for me than 'highly skilled' based entirely on past experience of those with god complexes

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Crap in bed when there is no chemistry? I bet most of us are. I know if I start looking at the clock a few minutes into it, I know .... "I've made a huge mistake" :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Bigmamma1' I share with my friends...... Every bodies happy......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Let your action's speak louder then words, xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    no point setting yourself up to fail just let the woman decide no expectations that way

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'ralf74' everyone is different, what you think is great, I may think is cliche or boring. Even kinks bore the crap out of me, give me old fashioned bed sex with some real passion and genuine desire, it kicks arse every time over every dick on the internet telling how wonderful they are then giving me selfish porno sex. Yeah they leave satisfied, and I am left wanting with bruised boobs, cum all over me and the sensation that my vibrator just grew arms and an attitude. Do agree with you here. Why set expectations they can't fulfill? Delusions of grandeur. If I see that bragging on any profile I just get turned off and pass over their flirts and messages... Next...