M52

Things that make you go ... um, yeah that was it.

September 13 2013

Thought I would share a recent experience I found quite amusing. For context ... While I am in what you might call an open marriage my wife and I don't share the details of our extramarital activities unless asked ... I'm not even sure she has availed herself of the revised boundaries given I still get summoned occasionally? It was this "growing apart" on the perceived role of sex in our relationship that precipitated the change. The wife is a lot more conservative and views sex as more of a need that is dealt with as required and as directly as possible ... no scenic routes.Anyway not so long ago I was introduced to "cock rings" (I know ... better late than never) and after working out the exact size required and trying a plain rubber one bought from the adult shop I ultimately headed for the workshop to make a custom sized silver number. I found an old hefty silver necklace piece in a box of goodies and got to work and came up with a dual purpose latch | stimulating node design that made it much easier to put on (and get off in an emergency) while maintaining rigidity and purpose - awesome. In to the kitchen I go to give it a final clean with the silvo and it comes up beautifully. Then it happens ... I get distracted momentarily to go and help my son with the wifi connection on his phone and when I come back I am greeted by the wife sporting her new bracelet!" Thanks honey, I'd forgotten about this old necklace and how much I liked it ... you're so sweet for making it into a bracelet for me - and the latch is so easy to use "

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RHP User

12 years ago

Back to the drawing board?- Posted from rhpmobile

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wingman2014

12 years ago

Just use a radiator hose clamp ⭕- Posted from rhpmobile

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Paradisepair

12 years ago

Makes it hard to type :-)

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RHP User

12 years ago

size is her wrist?

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RHP User

12 years ago

The tackle is standard issue and the wrist is "normal" ... a 'cock ring' as I'm using the term goes around the balls as well ...

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RHP User

12 years ago

I call bullshit :)

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RHP User

12 years ago

On the women who say size doesn't matter that is, not on the OP! *Important clarification*

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RHP User

12 years ago

thought about telling her your truth? Could be worthwhile....

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RHP User

12 years ago

a bit of cock and bull ring to me

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RHP User

12 years ago

I find it rather amusing/funny in one way but another not...I have to ask - Did you ask her first if you could use her jewellery?? I ask cause all my jewellery is precious, broken, one hearing whatever...It has sentimental meaning/value.. Do you think that's probably why your wife reacted the way she did??? FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

12 years ago

Quoting 'MissKay' thought about telling her your truth? Could be worthwhile.... The thought did cross my mind ... but I missed the appropriate opportunity ... the cheeky little wry smile I get every time I notice it on her wrist is definitely worthwhile though :)Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' I find it rather amusing/funny in one way but another not...I have to ask - Did you ask her first if you could use her jewellery?? I ask cause all my jewellery is precious, broken, one hearing whatever...It has sentimental meaning/value.. Do you think that's probably why your wife reacted the way she did??? FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile The left over piece of chain was in my box of goodies because it was destined to be discarded many years ago .. it is not like it is the great grandmothers broach chain or something ? She always reacts that way when I fix something for her that was otherwise deemed "toss and replace" BTW I've got a great idea for your pearl necklace if it ever breaks ...

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RHP User

12 years ago

The fan belt on the happyvan on Thursday... But as I'm already circumsized, I had to buy a replacement :( Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it... #Believe

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madotara69

12 years ago

I just cut the top off one of Tara's Silver thimble's, not happyMado, Tara xx

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RHP User

12 years ago

Either she has small wrists or omg

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RHP User

12 years ago

I say love, I say dear, I say neighbour....Hahaha My great grandma would roll in her grave and have a pink fit, if the pearls were used as a cock ring!!! LOL LOL FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile

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madotara69

12 years ago

Quoting 'IndefatigableMe' The tackle is standard issue and the wrist is "normal" ... a 'cock ring' as I'm using the term goes around the balls as well ... fair callMado

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RHP User

12 years ago

Anal Beeds. Lolol Great grandpa might be interested?? ;) FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile

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12 years ago

Quoting 'justforfunisall' Either she has small wrists or omg ... next thing you know I'll have DG or that IndefatigableMe prick down here accusing me of some sort of sublime yet shameless plug attempt The Cock ring is worn around your cock and balls at the pelvic wall.... grab a shoelace and run it under your sack and over the top of your cock .. note length / circumference. Now go and compare to a bracelet ... go on - you know you want to.

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