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This thing they call "spooning"

January 06 2019

What am i missing? I can see the attraction for a female. Cute, warm, comfortable, then asleep in a heartbeat. But for me , its just a face full of hair, a dead arm, and an awkward hardon Am i doing something wrong

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  • countrytouch82

    countrytouch82

    7 years ago

    Did you get that from a meme?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Had a wonderful spooning session only a few days ago; the both of us naked, there was no such thing as an awkward hard-on - as in, there was nothing awkward about it at all and she availed herself of it frequently. Yeah, it can get a bit uncomfortable with the arm and all that after a while, but it was perfectly lovely and I wouldn't have broken the spell for anything.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Both of you roll over occasionally, swap sides and roll over again. If someone gets a little delayed on top whilst swapping sides so much the better...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    No thanks... I need my space and I get too hot, spooning is my nightmare, I can't even handle the cat curled up in any of the bends I make and quite often end up sleeping in the bed diagonally when hisself isn't there, or on the other side of the bed. Peachy, doesn't just stick one leg out of the bedding

  • usrightnow_Again

    usrightnow_Again

    7 years ago

    Can't stand it. Mrs. urn. loves it, however, I get way too hot and now Mrs. urn. runs a little hot at night herself, add summer and no, just no. Perhaps position yourself so your head is on her shoulder, which I've done, or have her lie on her back and lay your head on her breast and an arm across. Otherwise Gr8., I reckon your normal. Mr. urn. .

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    When done in the morning, for a "lazy fuck"

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    7 years ago

    The heavenly start to the day, spooning with her after the fact is a given, or any time really. Great way to start the day, of course followed by a hardy breakfast. :)

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    7 years ago

    Spooning in Summer, gross. Hot, sweaty flesh sandwiched together in sticky melange. Someone breathing down my neck. I can't sleep with someone hugging me unless I've had lots of vodka. That can wait until Winter and I have cold feet. Somebody give me personal space.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Are you doing something wrong?? Yeah....you’re not sticking your hard on in the right spot 😂😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    A FORKING good ole time. That's my line folks Feel free to use it...the line that is Elle oh Elle🤓

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'swingalingson' A FORKING good ole time. That's my line folks Feel free to use it...the line that is Elle oh Elle🤓 Get some pork on your fork! 🤣 Peachy

  • DynamicCouple36

    DynamicCouple36

    7 years ago

    We spoon every night For the past 22 years. Normally Mrs D is the one who lies behind Mr D. We are both on our sides. Legs intertwined. It’s how we fall asleep every night.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    to spoon just before falling asleep, and when waking up.. but not for long. I get too hot, and need my space 😂

  • FeistyFatty

    FeistyFatty

    7 years ago

    Nah..... not a spooner. I like my own space and not really a naturally very affectionate person. My hubby loves to spoon, i oblige for about 5minutes then its roll away to sleep

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'countrytouch82' Did you get that from a meme? Received it in a text from a friend. Saw the funny side of it from a real world perspective, and thought i'd throw it up here for opinion/comment.I didn't realise its done the rounds, but i have replied with Annies quote. All i got back was PMSL.Don't know what that means , but i have google

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    7 years ago

    Can be a little difficult, cause I sleep on my belly and at least one foot touching the bottom of the bed. 🙄 Ms Foxy

  • Hawt1

    Hawt1

    7 years ago

    I don't mind it so much, I get what you are saying with the hair, really tickles the nose. I always threaten to shave her head. We both laugh, I just lean my upper body further back untill I'm clear.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'Hawt1' I don't mind it so much, I get what you are saying with the hair, really tickles the nose. I always threaten to shave her head. We both laugh, I just lean my upper body further back untill I'm clear. Its just if she "pops" one off, you are right in the line of fire.But woman don't do that sort of thing.......They never see the humorous side of a dutch oven.. Got me baffled

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Always been a spoonman. Skin to skin falling asleep, especially after some naughty activity 🤪 Probably one of my favourite things.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Assuming this one s not in jest, and a serious question..... Yes.. You ARE doing something wrong. Sex isn’t just the hokey pokey part. It’s the “everything” before and after that inspires someone to be comfortable enough to WANT to be in your presence and share their intimate physical self to you. It’s just hair. Just make it comfortable. It’s not always about your next orgasm If you can’t (at the very least!!!) accept moments of close physical non sex contact then in my view you are simply one of those “get some” types who don’t appreciate a woman for her femininity above and beyond a utility as a sex object Harsh? I think fair

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Assuming this one s not in jest, and a serious question..... Yes.. You ARE doing something wrong. Sex isn’t just the hokey pokey part. It’s the “everything” before and after that inspires someone to be comfortable enough to WANT to be in your presence and share their intimate physical self to you. It’s just hair. Just make it comfortable. It’s not always about your next orgasm If you can’t (at the very least!!!) accept moments of close physical non sex contact then in my view you are simply one of those “get some” types who don’t appreciate a woman for her femininity above and beyond a utility as a sex object Harsh? I think fair Harsh would have been if you had of said . " its just hair, make it comfortable with some duct tape"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    *tries not not to laugh*

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I like spooning for a while, but I need my space when I sleep. Happy to be big and little spoon. As for the long hair (have a current bed friend with hair longer than mine), I just push it up or twist it so it doesn't poke me in my face. My arm will usually rest against their back rather than under it, so no problems with numbness either. They do fart and snore though, but then so does my dog and I allow her on my bed.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Long hair is awesome for flossing with 😂

  • Dryphuz

    Dryphuz

    7 years ago

    and its appropriate here. "Why is the Matrix just like sleeping alone? There is no spoon."