Those "oops, how embarrassing moments ....

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  The fartI was with my husband and well he was pushing air out of my body and I went off like a firecracker in a still summer night.He said " shit darl, I think you just blew my nuts off!" I started laughing so hard that I started farting like a machine gunbut he is x army and been under fire before she he just kept on going..lolI was in fits of laughter Same once in a threesome, me and the girl farted at the same time...it was game over as the three of us were rolling with laughter.My friend was bonking a married guy, he was taking her up against a wall and he missed and hit the wallhis cock was so black you would not believe!he was over here on business so he told his wife he had hired a push bike and stacked ithis cock stayed like that for ages.

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  That fanny farts are also known as queefing :). The things my 18 year old niece comes up with lol- Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  I've heard a story or two similar..... 'No doggie' I was informed once.

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  A few years ago while being ridden by an former lover very enthusiastically, she lost her balance and we both ended up on the floor next to the bed. I asked if she was allright and she just said to keep going. The next few seconds we were both laughing about it but I kept going and she came a short time later. Just after she came she said we had to stop, she might really have hurt her back. So we did. A bit of massage (entirely non sexual) and after I had made her a couple of teas her back was still bothering her and the next morning she could hardly move it.It took her a couple of weeks before her back was ok again, plenty of physio and remedial massage. So in the end she actually had done some damage. We laughed about it happening afterwards again many times, but I couldn't help wondering....Was it the initial fall or the "oh god keep going" that caused the damage.

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  While changing positions I decided to jump on top and overshot him, arms and legs flailing non graciously through the air I ended up smashing into the sliding door of his wardrobe knocking it off its track with the top half of my body wedged inside the cupboard. After he spent what seemed for ages rolling around on the bed laughing, he did eventually help me up. Another incident with me in cowgirl possie I got a bit carried away and all of a sudden there was a horrible "snap" sound and this poor guy was screaming in pain. His cock deflated like a punctured tyre. He reassured me he would be ok and that it had once before. He DID have a slight bend in it to start with. I've seen him once again since but must admit I was a bit cautious.

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  going at it vigourously with an ex doggy style i pulled out a tad too far and on the inpush missed both holes completly bent myself in half. seriously i felt my pee hole touch the base of my dick. I instantly felt like i was going to throw up so leapt from the bed to race to bathroom. The leap carried me into the bedroom doorway where i dislocated my shoulder hitting it so hard. made it to bathroom and began being sick and all i could hear was her laughing. I laughed about it much later like after the dr reset my shoulder but that was my biggest oops

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  But I'm laughing right now!!! I love this... Glad to see I'm not the only one who has "sex injuries" or "pre pantsing pampering/ defluffing" injuries. I've had so bloody many..- Posted from rhpmobile

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