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Those sex surprises

April 19 2016

So I managed to deep throat a cock for the first time ever today, and have to say I'm rather proud of my achievement since it's something I've been trying to do for awhile without much success. One thing I hadn't been expecting though, was that deep throating would result in a really runny nose, so that made for a couple humorous moments as I ran to grab tissues for it. Of course now it doesn't seem so surprising considering the anatomy of the area but it's just something I never thought about until it happened. Not surprising that porn doesn't show that aspect of it either, since anything like that would be edited out. So are there any aspects of sex having that surprised you when they happened, and that you hadn't expected or been aware of beforehand?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Now that's a skill for life LD :-) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • horneycouplewa

    horneycouplewa

    10 years ago

    Squirting for the time...and it only started a couple months ago. The first I was wft and ran out of the room laughing to find my hubby lol. Since then it's a real pleasure xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Erm... congratulations, Luck Dragon! Hehe! I tried for the very first time this year, and I couldn't do it. I tried till my eyes almost popped out of their sockets, I had to work so hard to stop the gag reflex and I teared up from the effort. I looked up and the owner of the lucky dick smiled and whispered something like "Not quite there yet" and I looked at the finger he had placed on the base of his cock as a kind of guiding beacon for me and I felt like a failure. :P I mumbled something like, "Maybe the anatomy of my throat is too small" and then "Maybe your cock is too big" but nope... Some other Amazonian lady had achieved the milestone before and so my excuse sounded really lame. :| The next time, if it doesn't work again, I'm going to say, "I don't get to have enough practice!". :P "I just had cold drinks and my throat muscles are all contracted!" "It's too cold in here!" "I've already deep throated you... couldn't you feel it?" Sigh... I wonder if I'll ever make it to the Winter Olymdicks... :P Maybe, it'll be like that Apprentice show the next time I can't do it - "You're Fired!" :`(

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    There are a couple of guys I know who get very wet with pre cum. I didnt realise men could get "very wet" too til recently. As in it is oozing out and dripping all over everything. The long thread of silvery liquid from dick to floor. Soooo hot. Only seen it a couple of times but

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    You shouldn't feel bad at all about not being able to do it, and you shouldn't let any guy make you feel bad about it either. It's bloody hard to do and I think it was a particular set of circumstances that led to me finally being able to in that case. Wouldn't be able to do it with every guy even if I wanted to. The large majority of guys are just happy to have a woman who's willing to pleasure them orally and they won't care at all if you can't deep throat. Any that do care and who try to make you feel like it's something you should be able to do, well I wouldn't be giving them the time of day let alone the pleasure of my mouth on their cock. I'd also tell them that if they want women to do it, they should learn first so they can demonstrate the best technique

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You scared me off anal even more after that one Lol!

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    My first orgasm that happened to be an anal p spot one. Thought what the fuck was that? Was onIy 13ish and told me.......well l like that. Guess it shaped part of my life. Things have been going in there ever since.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Mr_MrsAraps' Now that's a skill for life LD :-) - Posted from rhpmobile Thinking about putting it on my CV

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    ....will stay with me for a long time! I don't if I should laugh or sympathise!

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    10 years ago

    This one causes embarrassment and laughter... The volume level of vaginal farts caused when the angle just isn't quite right 😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Did you know they are called "Queefs" As in , after a doggy pounding and withdrawal. "Oh pardon my Queefing"

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    10 years ago

    That is such a fantastic name Koko!! I shall trot it out next time it happens 😁

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I am getting better at this. It's a skill that you can develop. My boyfriend is the deep throating master and gives me all sorts of cock sucking tips. Hopefully one day I will suck cock as well as he does! Pfft bisexual boyfriends always have to be back seat cock suckers. :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    For me it was when I first started having unprotected sex and discovering that the cum leaks out! I guess it's something that no one really tells you and I just assumed it got absorbed 😳 thankfully he was more experienced than me and was prepared for the mess. Now of course, the mess is all part of the fun 😀 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • ReyandJean

    ReyandJean

    10 years ago

    There's this spray you can get....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I had been squirting for a while but the first time I encountered a guy who had experience and knew exactly what he was doing omg my car needed steam cleaning after the event. Not many guys are experienced, not many have seen it like that even. I've probably only been lucky enough to meet about 4 or 5. The thing with it is that it's not just tongue or fingers or any one thing, it's the intensity and keeping me fully aroused, and then getting the flicking motion right with the fingers, at least that's what works for me, and many other women. So after they make me squirt really hard, they go back down and lick my little kitty again, repeat over and over, it's amazing. Tease the gspot and go for it with their fingers. They know when I'm about to squirt, they feel it inside, the swelling, along with my gestures obviously. The hottest thing is hearing them say 'here it comes' 'here it comes' and seeing them get turned on by it. The ejaculate is yummy, is kind of shiny and smooth, with a sweet mild odour/taste and makes penetration great because all the nerves are awake and it's really sloppy wet. Some guys use their cock to flick and make me squirt part way through after that. Had that happen last week Love that To add, I've talked before about an encounter with a long term fb, in the car again, my poor car but where I ended up free squirting, no contact, but he had me at full arousal, had been working on me, when I turned my attention to him, and yes LD deepthroating my other favourite thing lol as I was gagging and feeling his responses, I was squirting really hard out across the car. If you saw it on porn, you'd think it was staged. I've never before and never since had that happen, to that degree, without fingers finishing me off. I could hear the loud squelching sound, like a water pistol and felt the pressure as I squirted hard. I didn't know what my body could do and how good the orgasms could be with squirting. Previous times it was a bit ho hum, didn't excite me terribly. It does now. Not every guy will take me to that level, though practically all have me squirting, only the ones intent on continuing pleasuring me and keeping it going, keeping the arousal up, will have it happening like that. It's not hard to do, just a lot of guys get you there once and think you're done. Not so with this little greedy girl ahaha I miss them

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    on the laptop, no idea why that posted twice, glitch I think, few others have been having problems with double posts. Sorry

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    chemistry It doesn't always happen but on the rare occasion it goes off, wow, and always surprises you, when you least expect it. If we could bottle that and sell it, I'd be buying it by the box full

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'CandyDelicious' My boyfriend is the deep throating master and gives me all sorts of cock sucking tips. Hopefully one day I will suck cock as well as he does! That is sooo hot!! I've been loving watching guys suck other guys' cocks in all the gay porn I've been watching lately...yet to see it in real life though. Then there's my fantasy of myself and a guy joining forces to suck another guy's cock together...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'ReyandJean' There's this spray you can get.... Have you tried the spray? Just asking because I'm a bit wary about using those, same with the anal numbing preparations you can get. Have read that they can be a bit risky because the reduced sensation means not being as aware of signals from your body to take it easy or stop.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2'where I ended up free squirting, no contact, but he had me at full arousal, had been working on me, when I turned my attention to him, and yes LD deepthroating my other favourite thing lol as I was gagging and feeling his responses, I was squirting really hard out across the car. I knew regular orgasms were possible without any physical contact (I have them in my sleep), but didn't know it could happen with squirting! That's pretty amazing!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Having one of my partners have a full orgasm purely from anal sex was a surprise, and something I didn't know could happen. This was with no vaginal stimulation at all (apart from during foreplay to get warmed up), but she still experienced the intense sensitisation of her vagina and clitoris afterwards to the point I couldn't even touch it. I would love to think the same could happen to me, with ejaculation from anal play, but no luck so far!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Whilst being fucked, I squirted on him, me and the bed head and wall behind me! Geez 😱😍 LD, it's exactly what happens to me when I deep throat! I try hard not to sniff and it's hard work containing the runny nose :) I also get 'panda eyes' , that watery porn eyed look! As you'd imagine I look like a hot mess lol! Apparently it's sexy 😜 Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Nice work LD! I don't get the runny nose, but my eyes certainly water, and that makes me look a mess (I might actually put on extra mascara for those dates). And my mouth produces a lot of saliva. But I love it, and when I withdraw, I like how you can ooze that saliva slowly out of your mouth and off your tongue back onto the cock, or on their abdomen. I think that is hotter than it being too easy though? So I'd not be bothered about using any spray, or making it too easy. But I can see that isn't for everyone. My surprise, which I wish I worked out much earlier, is that to gauge whether to get a straight(ish) guy interested in bit of bi-play in a threesome, isn't to ask if he'd kiss a guy, but to ask if he'd be willing to try some cock in his mouth (derp) Oh, and I learned lots of guys enjoy their throat being softly (or otherwise) just before they cum / are cumming. Oh, and some guys with really strong pelvic floor muscles have amazing control. And can cum without orgasm, and orgasm without cumming. I try not to stalk pilates classes.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' You shouldn't feel bad at all about not being able to do it, and you shouldn't let any guy make you feel bad about it either. It's bloody hard to do and I think it was a particular set of circumstances that led to me finally being able to in that case. Wouldn't be able to do it with every guy even if I wanted to. The large majority of guys are just happy to have a woman who's willing to pleasure them orally and they won't care at all if you can't deep throat. Any that do care and who try to make you feel like it's something you should be able to do, well I wouldn't be giving them the time of day let alone the pleasure of my mouth on their cock. I'd also tell them that if they want women to do it, they should learn first so they can demonstrate the best technique ROTFLMAO!!! Hey, thanks for that, Luck Dragon! I was starting to feel a bit ... incompetent. :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' You shouldn't feel bad at all about not being able to do it, and you shouldn't let any guy make you feel bad about it either. It's bloody hard to do and I think it was a particular set of circumstances that led to me finally being able to in that case. Wouldn't be able to do it with every guy even if I wanted to. The large majority of guys are just happy to have a woman who's willing to pleasure them orally and they won't care at all if you can't deep throat. Any that do care and who try to make you feel like it's something you should be able to do, well I wouldn't be giving them the time of day let alone the pleasure of my mouth on their cock. I'd also tell them that if they want women to do it, they should learn first so they can demonstrate the best technique ROTFLMAO!!! Hey, thanks for that, Luck Dragon! I was starting to feel a bit ... incompetent. :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Hotwives_Inc' LD, it's exactly what happens to me when I deep throat! I try hard not to sniff and it's hard work containing the runny nose :) I also get 'panda eyes' , that watery porn eyed look! As you'd imagine I look like a hot mess lol! Apparently it's sexy 😜 I rarely find deep throating sexy in porn, but when I was doing it it felt really hot and turned me on, runny nose and watering eyes and all. I guess because when I was doing it I felt like I was in control, and doing it to someone I know who was obviously loving it. Whole different ball game.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'PepperRose' And my mouth produces a lot of saliva. But I love it, and when I withdraw, I like how you can ooze that saliva slowly out of your mouth and off your tongue back onto the cock, or on their abdomen. Again for some reason seeing that in porn does very little for me, but when I did it I found the extra saliva and spitting it onto his cock so hot!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    nailed it with the saliva

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Yes it is very very hot. But sometimes I feel a little self conscious. How can I suck a cock better than they men?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Surprise I've had was squirting while I deep throated my favourite lover. Completely lost control. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • sweetgem

    sweetgem

    10 years ago

    Sex in my previous life was nothing exciting! Therefore, I did not know that one could have gas leaked out through her vagina and how embarrassing to have done that in front of a hot partner, and midway through a hot session! 🙈 So, my face went blood red the first time it happened and I couldn't stop apologising to my partner at the time 😝😝 Fortunately, my partner back then was an understanding man with lots of sexual experiences. So, he comforted me by pausing his "pumping work" and hugged and kissed me until I could look him into his eyes again 😛 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Seeing my chosen little one aroused for the first time... by the taste of my pre-cum. Her nipples hardening and her labia engorging. Then just losing it... taking my cock deep and the mascara running (such an arousing look, the sticky goo that the body produces... home made lube. Ah... memories are made of this. Any volunteers?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Hotwives_Inc' Whilst being fucked, I squirted on him, me and the bed head and wall behind me! Geez 😱😍 LD, it's exactly what happens to me when I deep throat! I try hard not to sniff and it's hard work containing the runny nose :) I also get 'panda eyes' , that watery porn eyed look! As you'd imagine I look like a hot mess lol! Apparently it's sexy 😜 Mary xx It is one of the sexiest looks... It speaks to me... "I did this for you!"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I remember the first couple of times vagina farts happened to me I was really embarrassed as well! Now I know it's just one of those funny parts of sex that you have a laugh about

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' I remember the first couple of times vagina farts happened to me I was really embarrassed as well! Now I know it's just one of those funny parts of sex that you have a laugh about WELL SAID!!!

  • clarky1976

    clarky1976

    10 years ago

    Is there a better feeling then your cock sliding down a throat makes me cum hard every time

  • clarky1976

    clarky1976

    10 years ago

    Reading that made me so horny I cant wait to experience a squirter

  • justthebest18

    justthebest18

    10 years ago

    I had an occasional playmate who was determined to master the art of deep-throating. I had no objection to her need for frequent practice sessions. When she finally had it mastered, it led to a powerful climax for me : so powerful that she had some cum escape from her nostrils! More recently, I had a couple of sessions with a girl that were great fun. She had several climaxes ; I was hard, and ever-so-close to cumming, but didn't quite get there. The next time I saw her, she was determined I wouldn't go home without having my turn. It became apparent I wouldn't get there from fucking, so she removed the condom and gave me a fantastic head job : varying in in all sorts of ways. At my advanced age, it's possible for the cock to lose its hardness, but still ejaculate. I assumed she knew this and could feel the swelling inside as I approached climax. But no, she was blissfully unaware, and was continuing to suck - no, she had paused to inhale - when my cock erupted. It took her 5 minutes to regain her breath and get over the feeling she was choking. And another 5 for us both to stop laughing!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Yep, that's me, Koko. I can get a pair of jocks pretty soaked. 👍😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    The first time i had a lot of precum was when i discovered my love for licking out women and getting them dripping. The girl at the time was sitting on my face with my lips and tongue enjoying themselves on her shaved pussy, her orgasm was so loud and she got unbelievably wet. She moved off my face to see her juices all over my face. That is when she turned around and noticed my cock was throbbing, the tip was glazed in precum and i had been dripping all over my belly. This turned her on again and she turned over and ushered me to lick her out again as she licked all the precum and put her lips around the tip of my cock. It wasn't long before she orgasmed and put her juices over my face again and i had erupted in her mouth. Ever since getting women wet while giving them oral always makes me drip with precum. i had no idea i could have so much precum while giving a girl oral! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • andyrabbit

    andyrabbit

    10 years ago

    When I was deep throated she could stick her tongue and lick my balls that made me dry orgasm that was mind blowing a very talented lady Also the feeling on my first DPs both anal/pussy and DP pussy - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    This happens to my wife all the time. Cum will suddenly gush out of her hours after I have ejaculated inside of her. If we have morning sex she will always wear a liner and take a change of underwear to work because she knows that it is going to come out again around midmorning. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    to my wife. I was laying on my back and she was kneeling over my mouth using my mouth and tongue and really fucking my mouth. Her orgasm built gradually until she finally had an orgasm. She surprised both of us by releasing a sudden huge hot squirt down my throat. Somehow, by pure chance, it went straight down my throat without any choking or coughing. It was completely unexpected. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MeGustaCaliente

    MeGustaCaliente

    9 years ago

    Fuck. I've never squirted. I want to borrow one of your guys. So fucking horny now... 😈 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • up4nsa

    up4nsa

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Kokoflamingo' There are a couple of guys I know who get very wet with pre cum. I didnt realise men could get "very wet" too til recently. As in it is oozing out and dripping all over everything. The long thread of silvery liquid from dick to floor. Soooo hot. Only seen it a couple of times but glad to know that i'm not alone..yay!! i thought it was just me oozing out in excitement.

  • MrFit71

    MrFit71

    9 years ago

    @Luck_Dragon "Thinking about putting it on my CV " You're hired! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    One guys dick was at least 3 inches in diameter (and at least 9 inches) and I could barely fit it in my mouth! My back teeth kept touching it. He did end up cumming though! I felt bad for him because he couldn't fuck for the life of him and would probably never recieve a bj without teeth! - Posted from rhpmobile