gazpacho

gazpacho

M64

Toilet seat up or down?

January 17 2018

Just inspected some commercial bathrooms for work. Noticed stained floor tiles under the urinals. Nothing new there. Since becoming single again and living alone, I engage some Thai cleaners once a fortnight to come and clean my studio apartment. I fully appreciate the job that they do. There is even a nude cleaning service offered by other providers but I haven’t ventured there yet. Has anyone? I digress... Back on point - Men can’t aim! Not such a revelation to many, but perhaps the reasons aren’t so obvious. Approaching more senior years I go more often. There’s a reduced flow. There’s more dribbling rather than fire hose pressure to which I was accustomed. The dribbling and reduced flow make it harder to aim. In fact, I now marvel at the sound of young men urinating. So forceful! Hmmmm. I’m leaning towards water sports? No. Well, maybe. I’d have to be feeling very slutty. I digress. For the kids I used to put a target on the back of the pan just above the waterline. Didn’t help much. See, dick holes can gum up a bit, stuck with pre-ejaculate? and a bloke can’t always know which direction the flow is going to take. Hence the stained floor tiles. It’s not like we piss on the floor on purpose. So, lifting the lid doesn’t always prevent us from pissing on it. Other blokes have congenital abnormalities like two piss holes. Aiming that must be near impossible. So, if you clean bathrooms in your household, on behalf of all men, I apologise. I thought you should know, that we sometimes miss, and piss on the seat while it’s in the up position. Oops. That’s a bloke secret. Discuss. Hugs Gaz - Posted from rhpmobile

Comments

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    8 years ago

    There's still a fine line between finding the quite spot and pissing on the seat...

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    8 years ago

    😜

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Don’t think that story is going to help u pick up. Men, you can just put the lid down. That would help. 🤨

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I don't know mate. My aim (and care factor) was probably pretty crap as a child but I like to think I have pretty good aim these days. There is always the option of actually lifting the toilet seat or cleaning up after yourself like I do! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    8 years ago

    Jayme, I’ve been revelling in the freedom of pissing right in the middle of the water zone with total disregard for the noise. Ahhh the joys of single life! Hugs Gaz - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Thank you it clarifies a lot for me. Pee on the floor is my pet peeve but now I will be a little more forgiving. Oh and I prefer the toilet paper to face forward not to the back and the toilet seat preferably down.

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    8 years ago

    I’ve been pissed on more times than I care to admit.... Not parenting So picking up. I recall someone sitting on my face and without warning I nearly drowned. Bloody squirters. Can’t trust them! It’s like the first time theory. First time a chick emptied the sex crumbs from her vagina all over my chest I was disgusted. Now I like that kind of thing. Same with the first spit, the first anal, the first times sucked a guy off... the first time someone squirted all over my face filling my mouth with whatever the fuck that is.... all these firsts disgust me first... but now I like it. So... picking up water sports as a hobby? I’m going to be disgusted. That’s a given. Hugs Gaz - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I’ll fess up....... where many wouldn’t. In those dark, very early, mentally foggy and not awake yet kinda mornings..... ..... I’ve sat down to pee. Seat down, helps. Seat up.... clears the fog pretty quickly 😂 I guess letting go in the shower is another option. Just warn your partners first I guess, and stay off the asparagus 😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    You just sit down to pee. Play with you phone, read a magazine etc. Save the manly shit for the bush and the lemon tree. Oh and Gaz, I bit of core exercise like weights or Pilates does wonders for the dribble. Your Welcome.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Getting up to pee in the dark it’s much safer for everyone to sit down, otherwise you need the light on to aim and that’s a bit harsh on the eyes at 4:30am! Morning wood increases the degree of difficulty on getting the right trajectory while standing, sitting and leaning right forward (almost a downward dog yoga pose) help keep things under control. Just don’t let it touch the porcelain!!! Don’t get me started on the high water level toilets in places like the USA and Asia and the associated risk of your bits taking an unscheduled swim! I think the women of RHP are starting to get a picture of the real life difficulties that us men face every day... Mr D - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Seriously. How did this even get approved. Are you that hard up for topics you have to talk about your piss? Come on mods wakey wakey

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    8 years ago

    Just because I reported your vilification of another person doesn’t mean you can point your broom at me, darling. Hugs Gaz

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    That probably doesn't interest some........ Oh well cant please all the people all the time Going through life without a sense of humour and everything always being serious is quite frankly boring as batshit. I like the off wall forums and forumites. Keep em coming at least the musings of some keep us entertained.

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    8 years ago

    BPH mate. The doctor put me in a gym group. I attended four weeks but all me mates kept disappearing. “Where’s Bob?” .... “he died last week bro.” The typical topic of conversation was “What stage are you?”.... and the gym instructor said “reduce those weights gaz”. “That’s it. Now have a rest.” We are not here to get fit, buddy.” I had to give that up before they called my number. Hugs Gaz

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    We can discuss menopause but not prostate health. Shame, 👎🏻

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    That reminded me, a few weeks a go at work I went to use the unisex toilet and walking in on an older gentleman (from another department) sitting on the toilet, pants pooled around his ankles and iPhone in his hand! He’d forgotten to lock the door. Good lord. My eyes, my eyes!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Is the nationality that important ?? or are they just cleaners who happen to be Thai. Not sure why you would need to make the distinction in the post. And Lid down, its preferred by most women and jut looks tidier

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    suggests putting a ping pong ball in the bowl.

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'CandyDelicious' We can discuss menopause but not prostate health. Shame, 👎🏻 This site is not bland ol'd VanillaPie. Watersports are listed as a thing you can tick... and they don't mean waterpolo. There's bound to be a few spinsters about who think they run the show, Candy. HugsGaz

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'Q1340' Is the nationality that important ?? or are they just cleaners who happen to be Thai. Not sure why you would need to make the distinction in the post. And Lid down, its preferred by most women and jut looks tidier Just cleaners? The fact that they are Thai cleaners is important to them. Why do you ask?HugsGaz

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Damn the no door locking......... Happened to me a few months ago in Sydney in the ladies. Door wasn't locked perhaps I should have looked for feet before barging in lol My pet peeve kids who look under the stalls in a public toilet

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Forgot to add, nude cleaners, oh please the poor things

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    i was merely questioning why the reference to "Thai Cleaners" not "cleaners", my question was, was the qualification of being Thai necessary. Is Thai cleaning a form of cleaning I'm not aware of that is distinctive from cleaning. When someone ask me who I take my car to, I say my mechanic, no further qualification, just wondering am I missing on some form of new cleaning.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    doesn't like drama. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    ... although in my recent stay in my family home, out of respect for my elderly dad, I made sure to leave the seat up. It's his home afterall. I'm just staying there on vacation. 😊 It's ok to have erm... spills and whatever. But it's great to clean up afterwards. It's a matter of hygiene and consideration for the next user. Why knowingly make a mess and then walk away for someone else to clean up? 😛

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    8 years ago

    Yes, of course re mess, some of us are surprisingly we’ll house trained, unless he’s still living with mum and still ignoring everything she says. We really leave the lid up so we can proudly display our workmanship. 🙄 My parents have a commode chair positioned over their one loo. I refuse to sit in that thing to pee so I’ve got to drag it out of the WC, use the can, and then put it back in there. What a challenge.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Seat up..... seat down..... Here’s a concept; LID DOWN!!!! When you flush, regardless of how you use it, it’s far more hygeinic to have the lid closed. Plus.... here’s a tip for all you bathroom selfie taking kids out there.... .... nobody wants to see an open toilet in the background regarding dress of seat up or down. Lids down, people. Lids...... down. Everyone wins. 😎

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    8 years ago

    Great concept ML, Lid Down! Yes, I like that! We must train women to put the lid down when they’re done. For blokes, it’s just a minor habitual adjustment to the flap up the back. Easy. Does anyone have a bomb shelter they’re not using? I’m going to bunker down on this one. Hugs Gaz

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    8 years ago

    to wipe away the spills.. and I don't think I'm the only one who does.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    At home I’m 50/50 seat up seat down. The early dawn release is normally sit down. Mostly cos I can’t be effed standing when I’m half asleep. Outdoors is my thing, the fruit trees grow nicely. Quite calming to exit the house at midnight, take in the still night air, the silence the cool breeze licking at my naked skin. Oh yeah baby, no pJs on this bad boy even for a yard pee! B.B. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Hawt1

    Hawt1

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'Doubleup282' Getting up to pee in the dark it’s much safer for everyone to sit down, otherwise you need the light on to aim and that’s a bit harsh on the eyes at 4:30am! Morning wood increases the degree of difficulty on getting the right trajectory while standing, sitting and leaning right forward (almost a downward dog yoga pose) help keep things under control. Just don’t let it touch the porcelain!!! Don’t get me started on the high water level toilets in places like the USA and Asia and the associated risk of your bits taking an unscheduled swim! I think the women of RHP are starting to get a picture of the real life difficulties that us men face every day... Mr D - Posted from rhpmobile I recommend as a solution to this problem, go outside and piss on the grass, just tilt it away from yourself or go in the shower, at least it will keep the mess contained. This yoga weirdness to avoid ya donga touching the bowl... yeah why aren't the toilets better designed to allow for big danglers, would avoid all the fuss to wrap it around our necks before sitting. Touching the bowl... Shudder!!! Oh and another thing... to those pricks that flush the urinal while another guy is taking a whizz grrrrrrrr I didn't need a urinal dick shower

  • Hawt1

    Hawt1

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' This is gold 😁 Must of changed your mind about the topic? Snickers

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Then always lift the toilet seat, it's just common courtesy. This is easily followed up by putting BOTH the seat and lid down, to close the toilet and give it a better appearance when not being used. Not only does this appease the ladies but not having to put the seat down, but both sexes have to do some lifting. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'Hawt1' Is that a pee reference?Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' This is gold 😁 Must of changed your mind about the topic? Snickers Hehe, at least, "Sniickers satisfies. PP

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'Hawt1'This yoga weirdness to avoid ya donga touching the bowl... yeah why aren't the toilets better designed to allow for big danglers, would avoid all the fuss to wrap it around our necks before sitting. Touching the bowl... Shudder!!! Oh and another thing... to those pricks that flush the urinal while another guy is taking a whizz grrrrrrrr I didn't need a urinal dick shower I thought you said it was the angle of the photo that made yours look bigger (forum reference). I totally know what you mean about touching the bowl... Maybe women and men do have something in common after all? Sitting on it, visions of... yeah no, not going there. Peace, Peachy

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'open4play' Then always lift the toilet seat, it's just common courtesy. This is easily followed up by putting BOTH the seat and lid down, to close the toilet and give it a better appearance when not being used. Not only does this appease the ladies but not having to put the seat down, but both sexes have to do some lifting. - Posted from rhpmobile Ive been advocating that the height of the toilet be raised... you know...wall mounted ones with P-traps, so that a) it is easier to clean underneath and b)so that older people do not have as much trouble geting back off the damn things. Of course, all the guys complaining about having such long dicks that they dangle in the water will have even more difficulty, but I think we can make them suffer a little for their big problem. In this way, I can do away with my parent's commode chair entirely.... I digress. Golden showers... Now you're getting back onto the subject at hand. HugsGaz

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Is your Triumph from Thailand too?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    like a dollar for every rejected man who trolls me. I'd be a rich woman 😯

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I’m happy to find other agree on the stiff responsibility, we penis operators have to contend with. It’s a firm fact that operating one of these blunt instruments 🎺 isn’t as piss easy as most of the female gender think. Notwithstanding the points already made about these tools, I think the 🚽 should be on a jacking mechanism, allowing it to telescope up, and shrink down. In the toilets fully erect position, it would be closer to the jet, and less chance of splash 💧 back and spillage on the ceramic tiles, or perish the horrible thought, the maturation soaked toilet mat! The peak position would allow for easier cleaning of the ceramic tiles, the cleaner’s hair is less likely to trail on the rim of the bowl 🍲. For sit down tasks, the pot, could be adjusted for the optimum squatting height. To reach a climax of this post, let me ejaculate my distaste of the closeness of the tumnescent member, to the porcelain, which unless the toilet is freshly flushed by the gentleman 🤴 before use, there is a great danger of ladies 👸 wee wee germs attacking the delicate glans benignly hanging there, lovingly supported by firm testes 🏀. As you can see, this task carried out several times per day, by the, in the main, careful, skilled and responsible custodians of the pudenda, are fraught with risks 🚨 and shouldn’t be dismissed willy nilly by the majority of the population. Thanks for allowing me to raise these points. M_D4 Like Santa Clause, check this list twice! My tongue is firmly up my ass!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    8 years ago

    We’ve never met and never chatted. Is that really how you want to approach someone you’ve never met? I’ve read your comments and you’ve appeared reasonable but sarcasm makes you seem bitter beyond your years. Some other participants should take a good hard look at themselves. I expected better from you. My Triumph is a modern motorcycle with parts manufactured from all over the world, much like I am, including Thailand. Hugs Gaz - Posted from rhpmobile

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' like a dollar for every rejected man who trolls me. I'd be a rich woman 😯 See, now Hawt1 was on topic, and he's hot, and apparenly he is quite funny. Whereas I-touch hates this post, thinks its awful, and yet has posted almost as many times as I have in this discussion. Im quite capable of figuring out who rejected who, based on how bitter the one is, as against the other. I mean, you kacktually chose to make the knowledge that one has been rejected by the other public domain. For what gain? On the one hand, you have, your honour, a man resplended with whit and gyle, a bit more than half the age of the other. On the other hand... well, you be the judge. If we are going to talk about trolling, your honour, I think we need to look to the feet. Who has the best feet? Clearly the Troll will have absolutely disgusting feet towards which no attention has been paid. Stop trolling. I am far better at this, than you, darling. HugsGaz

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    This is one of the best threads I've read! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Gaz, pure opportunism on my part, having a Triumph from the earlier days. No offense intended.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I seem to miss something in each forum with all the to and fro-ing. Where did I put the damn popcorn??? Everyone should put the seat down on their throne especially if their basin is near the loo. Particles from your loo flush end up on your toothbrush. FYI and extremely gross. Aaaah popcorn there you are.................

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    LMFAO.......Your play on words just Brilliant

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    In reply to your post... And as I said before, There are no rules against having a different opinion... Doesn't make it trolling. Maybe consider your part in the back and forth. Just saying...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Everyone should have a good hard look at themselves. As I also said before, I'm loving the gentlemen on the thread... I think seeing a toilet as described in the OP would make any chance of sticking around a No. But thanks for the visuals, I'm not one of those people into seeing pimples popped and shit. Again, just my opinion, if that's okay. 🍑

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    8 years ago

    All I can say is that regardless of whether they lift the lid, seat or not, if one makes a mess, male or female, just clean up after yourself for the next person. 👍 a bit of courtesy goes a long way. My boys have been house trained to clean up after themselves as they are no princes William nor Harry. 😊 Yes. Lid down please after cleaning. 😉 Fun unusual topic. 😄

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Is for the lid down. 😌

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    8 years ago

    Hawt is definitely hot. Hubba hubba. 😍😜

  • Hawt1

    Hawt1

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'Mon_Doctuer4' I’m happy to find other agree on the stiff responsibility, we penis operators have to contend with. It’s a firm fact that operating one of these blunt instruments 🎺 isn’t as piss easy as most of the female gender think. Notwithstanding the points already made about these tools, I think the 🚽 should be on a jacking mechanism, allowing it to telescope up, and shrink down. In the toilets fully erect position, it would be closer to the jet, and less chance of splash 💧 back and spillage on the ceramic tiles, or perish the horrible thought, the maturation soaked toilet mat! The peak position would allow for easier cleaning of the ceramic tiles, the cleaner’s hair is less likely to trail on the rim of the bowl 🍲. For sit down tasks, the pot, could be adjusted for the optimum squatting height. To reach a climax of this post, let me ejaculate my distaste of the closeness of the tumnescent member, to the porcelain, which unless the toilet is freshly flushed by the gentleman 🤴 before use, there is a great danger of ladies 👸 wee wee germs attacking the delicate glans benignly hanging there, lovingly supported by firm testes 🏀. As you can see, this task carried out several times per day, by the, in the main, careful, skilled and responsible custodians of the pudenda, are fraught with risks 🚨 and shouldn’t be dismissed willy nilly by the majority of the population. Thanks for allowing me to raise these points. M_D4 Like Santa Clause, check this list twice! My tongue is firmly up my ass!! - Posted from rhpmobile Wonderful idea, although a little convoluted especially if one is in a rush waiting for the thing to escalate to the required height.. Also what should happen in the event of the erection piss? Should there be a retractable hood installment? I had a brain wave one day... I gave my lover the responsibility to hold and aim my cock every time I needed to take a pee. This way you see my good Doctor, any mess is entirely her fault (although I did not explain this to her at the time).

  • Hawt1

    Hawt1

    8 years ago

    Most kind of you. Might I say I have had my eye on you since you did first grace our pages. Alas that I live here and you there.. you travel?! To the north west perhaps? Also I am not quite sure I meet all your criteria... but would absolutely love to find out! Appreciating your wonderful self... Hawt1 Ok ok, something relevant to the topic... I would also let you hold it

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    It is excellent isn't it 😁

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Just yuck 😂

  • technologic

    technologic

    8 years ago

    Personally I think a man that pees sitting down should be lauded as it shows consideration. No matter how confident you are about your aim there's no way you'll never make at least a little mess from some splashing. Even I can't always pee without making a mess on myself!! MrT always pees sitting but I do think his height is more the reason though (or overly short toilets from his perspective?) 😏 his problem is more trying not to touch the porcelain with his dick! However a man who also takes on the responsibly of cleaning the toilets is a saint! 😜 -MsT - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Way to much information😕 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    If everyone did it, We wouldn't be here! Hawt1, I've offered to hold it for the Mr, only because I know it makes it impossible for him! Peachy, has a grandchild with better aim than some men.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'PeachyPearL' If everyone did it, We wouldn't be here! I mean the way described in the OP (original post), not all men pee that way... That's gross. Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'CandyDelicious' Is for the lid down. 😌 The piss would splatter everywhere.

  • Hawt1

    Hawt1

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'PeachyPearL' If everyone did it, We wouldn't be here! Hawt1, I've offered to hold it for the Mr, only because I know it makes it impossible for him! Peachy, has a grandchild with better aim than some men. The agony!! I know because I had to stop mid boink with an ex one time, she was on top and grinding right against my bladder having jumped me as soon as I did walk in the door from work... I couldn't get rid of the damned erection to pee, it took ages! I am starting to think you cruel woman! (Not seriously) What a cunning counter to my clever scheme you did devise...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Don't apologise, I am a wicked woman. I promise he gets some relief at some point, to pee. hehe, Peachy

  • technologic

    technologic

    8 years ago

    I was more referring to those finding the discussion about urinating gross - everyone pees. For comparison, not everyone is into golden showers, which is why it's understandable some would find THAT gross. 😉 But regarding the OPs description, you're right - I don't think everyone does that (hence its grossness) but it probably happens a lot more than we care to imagine! 😝 Just sit down goddamnit! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    If the lid ain't down as long as the seat is down. Aim straight and clean up after yourself. Or you could always sit down to pee? It's not hard. LC.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Hope this helps with the new rules of seat etiquette 😝 B.B. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Oh well, I tried. 😭 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'technologic' I was more referring to those finding the discussion about urinating gross - everyone pees. For comparison, not everyone is into golden showers, which is why it's understandable some would find THAT gross. 😉 But regarding the OPs description, you're right - I don't think everyone does that (hence its grossness) but it probably happens a lot more than we care to imagine! 😝 Just sit down goddamnit! Ok, I thought issues had to with the original post rather than the topic of peeing, but... thanks for explaining that, I get what you mean now. Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I can only imagine what you were up to... Make sure you're in the picture won't you, if it involves a toilet in the shot we have plenty of those around, so that can't be the problem. Peachy, still loving the jocks, that serpent...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Yes I was up to no good, suited this thread perfectly, but, alas, my wit and choice of temporary pic has been flushed, lid down of course. Hehe, New undies have caused quite the stir Peachy! BB - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Fuck me Gaz. I almost pissed my panties laughing. (What a waste 😜) I do agree, at all the firsts it was .... 'a first'. Some have become 4ths and 9ths and some will stay just firsts. Needed the laugh. 😁😁 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I did teach my lads to pull back before they streamed. Not sure if it makes a difference. Figured it would. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Don't take them off unless you really want to cause a stir. 😂 🍑y

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    What pisses me off is going to public toilets with urinals and they must be small dicked blokes still use the toilet and pee on the seat , give me a brake I hate cleaning up after some lazy shy prick . Ah that feels good got rid of a load . - Posted from rhpmobile

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'inspirit' Fuck me Gaz. I almost pissed my panties laughing. (What a waste 😜) I do agree, at all the firsts it was .... 'a first'. Some have become 4ths and 9ths and some will stay just firsts. Needed the laugh. 😁😁 - Posted from rhpmobile haha. Yeah, that's got to be worthy of its own topic. thinking back to all the fists... errr... I mean firsts.:p HugsGaz

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'inspirit' I did teach my lads to pull back before they streamed. Not sure if it makes a difference. Figured it would. - Posted from rhpmobile That's definitely for the better. I trained my lads in the yard. Target practice on the lemon tree. My little neice wasnt going to be outdone so she stood out there aiming as best she could front on. HugsGaz

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'pleasu' What pisses me off is going to public toilets with urinals and they must be small dicked blokes still use the toilet and pee on the seat , give me a brake I hate cleaning up after some lazy shy prick . Ah that feels good got rid of a load . - Posted from rhpmobile The Council should pay me. What with all these inspections and clean ups. Which reminds me... The toilets in the footy stands at Olympic park are just horrible. 20 blokes lined up at the urinal with 100 blokes lined up behind them.. I'd opt for the cubicles but take one look an you wouldnt go in there, if you could. It's a task being a shy pisser. I couldnt imagine taking my kids in there, so I stand there at the urinal waiting. Look up... look down... look around haha... nothing. This enlarged prostate problem can be debilitating. HugsGaz

  • Hawt1

    Hawt1

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'inspirit' I did teach my lads to pull back before they streamed. Not sure if it makes a difference. Figured it would. - Posted from rhpmobile I couldn't tell you if it makes a difference, been cut for as long as I can remember. Sometimes I wonder if it would make a difference to sex sensation, how it would feel to have a foreskin.. hmm I will never know.

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'gazpacho51' Quoting 'pleasu' What pisses me off is going to public toilets with urinals and they must be small dicked blokes still use the toilet and pee on the seat , give me a brake I hate cleaning up after some lazy shy prick . Ah that feels good got rid of a load . - Posted from rhpmobile The Council should pay me. What with all these inspections and clean ups. Which reminds me... The toilets in the footy stands at Olympic park are just horrible. 20 blokes lined up at the urinal with 100 blokes lined up behind them.. I'd opt for the cubicles but take one look an you wouldnt go in there, if you could. It's a task being a shy pisser. I couldnt imagine taking my kids in there, so I stand there at the urinal waiting. Look up... look down... look around haha... nothing. This enlarged prostate problem can be debilitating. HugsGaz This.Try being a woman in a line at any event. Especially at a music festival. Why, why, why do women take so long to pee??Honestly I just don't get it. Go in. Pull your pants down. Pee. Wipe. Pull pants up (If you're wearing any he he)Should take all of 30 seconds to 1 minute max right??But it doesn't. WTF are they doing in there??Its so annoying. I just go in the Mens now if the line is too long and I'm busting after yelling a warning that I'm coming in. I usually wear a hat if I'm at a concert or event so I just cover my face and hope for the best. Don't even get me started on used condoms in port-a-loo's at festivalsHow desperate are you for a root? With that weird chemical port a loo smell as a backdrop. Plus various body fluids from at least 200 different people. HOT!Sick puppies.

  • Hawt1

    Hawt1

    8 years ago

    I hope you didn't just answer your own question with what takes the women so long and finding condoms in the loo?!