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Tombstones, headstones......whatever...
April 07 2016
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RHP User
10 years ago
Yep, I'm batty, and I'm not hanging around any more. :-Peachy
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RHP User
10 years ago
God bless your hole Sir, may your fist be Deep. Peachy
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RHP User
10 years ago
couple having a spat, he says to his wife, when you die, I'm going to have put on your headstone 'Here she lies, cold as ice' and the wife replied, when you die, I'm going to have put on your headstone 'Here he lies, stiff at last' so maybe a stiffy reference on your headstone Stirry? Fun topic, I used to like playing a quick response word association game with the death notices on a Saturday morning with friends, years ago when I was young and silly, now just old and silly
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RHP User
10 years ago
Who was that masked woman ?😂Q
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RHP User
10 years ago
a 10" plus Bone'r will shortly reside herejust Dig it sideways if you please..
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RHP User
10 years ago
"if you're reading this.....you're too late" - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Headstones on mine. His and hers. 2 graves for the price of one.
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RHP User
10 years ago
'I told you I was sick' - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
...let me out of here.'
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RHP User
10 years ago
"I had no idea 'till death do us part' was a goal!!" - Posted from rhpmobile
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Dryphuz
10 years ago
But in a cemetery next to my high school was the epitaph "I knew this would happen". Its one thing to talk about cool headstones, but this one has been there since the mid 90's. One of the kids at my school was a nephew of the guy and said that A)he did know it was going to happen (cancer) and B)He had that kind of humour as long as they knew him and claimed his last words was a punch line to an in joke for the family. I don't remember what it was though. If i was to have a humorous tombstone i'd have "My teachers said I'd never amount to anything, but look, I make great worm food!"
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RHP User
10 years ago
...I loved most, good horses and beautiful woman's ass. When I died, I had them tan this old hide of mine and make me into a lady's riding saddle. I can now rest in peace between the two things that I love the most. Amen...
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RHP User
10 years ago
who had lived and worked in Gove NT for a long time..HEW a few of his mates with families had headed off down the centre of Aus four wheel driving.They reached an old telegraph station tourist thingy.. and pulled up to set up camp..The kids all bailed out as the parents set to work.. Ol' mate watched the kids playing on and over a grave that was there..he wondered over after work was done..and read the inscription..Showed me the photo...From memory.. the photo was taken in 1986 or something... but, that is only a guess... it had a time stamp on it.. and WISH I had got a copy of it from him..Ol' mate's hair stood up on his neck .."100 years to this day, on my grave, kids will play"Ok.. so, it was pretty much what the inscription said.. memories fade a tad.. but.. Ol' mate had his timestamp set.. and the date was 100years to the DAY on the headstone...
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RHP User
10 years ago
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RHP User
10 years ago
Hold my beer, you could have stopped me! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
.. fuck " I forgot to turn the light off. ?
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
"Hope my nails don't get dirt under them"
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
"I like going down but this is extreme"
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RHP User
10 years ago
There is sex after death,I am totally fucked.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Rooting In Paradise
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sweetgem
10 years ago
"Thank Buddha, it's over finally! But don't you think I've left you for good 😈😈" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Just sayin... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm coming back...I haven't done everything on my bucket list yet!
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RHP User
10 years ago
If I should die think only this of me,that under this sod is a veritable Qefenta of a woman Apologies to Rupert Brooke. Q
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RHP User
10 years ago
"Joe Smith" was a good bloke and as good blokes go , he went.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' "I'll be back". Hell ya'... and if that gets legs, I'll be front! Shhh don't tell... with an ass like yours, I'd even be back!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Over my dead body...
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RHP User
10 years ago
"the AVO expired!!!! Satan, I'm coming baby!!!!!" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm a nutter who got the sack. Peachy 0:-)
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RHP User
10 years ago
You haven't been watching, "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover", have you? Peachy
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RHP User
10 years ago
I want to rock this ground. Peachy
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Cazz61
10 years ago
Move over Satan!!! " MUMMYS HOME "
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RHP User
10 years ago
I told you I was sick - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Free your bodyUnfold your powerClimb the mountainKick your feet upYou may now live freeOr return to the foldUnder God
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RHP User
10 years ago
"Here lies the Mother, Rusty the Beagle, Chewbacca the Spaniel and a pissed off Puddy the cat."
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RHP User
10 years ago
How about......., "whatever you do, don't turn around". Should be good for a laugh in a cemetary - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Rantallion' Free your bodyUnfold your powerClimb the mountainKick your feet upYou may now live freeOr return to the foldUnder God Free your bodyUnfold your powerClimb the mountainKick your feet up.You may now live freeOr return to the foldUnder God
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madotara69
10 years ago
If they burry me here, I'll never speak to any of them again Mado Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
It wasn't bucket but fuckit. ..oops Q
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RHP User
10 years ago
IT'S BEHIND YOU !!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Would that I am released to the Earth from which I came, unburdened by the weight I have borne, free from the restriction of being contained evermore. :-) Peachy xo
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RHP User
10 years ago
After topping myself (rest assured it's a mere flight of fancy!): She knew both the day and the hour.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Stolen from a comment on Lemmys death 😈 - Posted from rhpmobile
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Home_Eric
10 years ago
Quoting 'LittleMsBusty' After topping myself (rest assured it's a mere flight of fancy!): She knew both the day and the hour. Oh dear Busty, that's fairly grim! Oh wait, I just checked what this thread is all about. Carry on Busty!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'LittleMsBusty' After topping myself (rest assured it's a mere flight of fancy!): She knew both the day and the hour. LMB as someone who's been touched by the shadow of suicide a few times too many I reserve the right to make jokes about it.I'll pay that one
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