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Trying to Think of a Better Username

March 19 2024

I'm thinking about changing my username to something a bit more witty and creative. I came up with a bunch but narrowed it down to my top 10. As you can see, they are all a play on either very attractive actors or movie characters. Let me know what you think and if you come up with any others I'd love to hear them......... 1) Luke Pie Walker........ 2) George Swooney........ 3) Huge Ackman........ 4) Flirty Harry........ 5) Colin Girth........ 6) Professor XXX........ 7) Mr Bean Tickler........ 8) William Phallus........ 9) Dr Spankenstein........ 10) Johnny Deep........ I'll post some other funny ones that didn't make the cut in the comments. P.S. Also open to just keeping my current username if you think these are totally cringe and that's a better idea.

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RHP User

2 years ago

Ones that didn't make the cut but I thought were pretty funny Hand Solo (No More) Cocky Balboa The Sperminator GanDilf (I'm not a dad so this doesn't work for me. Any dads out there feel free to steal this one) Count Smackula Scrooge McCuck (Not a cuck but this would be great for a cuckold couple)

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No_probLlama68

2 years ago

Ooh another great post by @Alexis and I can’t wait to see more responses. It’s so hard to pick a good name, and there are so many to choose from…Throbbin hood, Tom wanks, rocky balboner, John cutesack, Freddie flapfondler, the list goes on and on!! Sadly when I tried bigcocklover it wasn’t really clear whether I HAD the big cock or if I WANTED the big cock, and whilst it was nice to feel wanted, the inbox messages weren’t really from my target audience IFYNWIM 😅

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NeoAndTrin

2 years ago

Biggus Dickus? Ben R Over? Dixon Kuntz? Harry Azcrak? Kenny Dewitt? Luke Atmaass? Willie B Hardigan?

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FeistyFatty

2 years ago

Keep your original 💗

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Andrea_Sydney

2 years ago

That is the most creative list I’ve seen! 😂 I think you should get a stand up piece together and use this list and your other observations! You are so fun! The Sperminator 😂😂😂

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CrouchingTiger

2 years ago

Alex Is

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justforfun76

2 years ago

Dr DoItAll. When Harry Met You. Home Alone 4 The Whole 9 Inches

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Lostyanumber

2 years ago

I've had some very corny ones, enough said...

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countrytouch82

2 years ago

Alicksass?

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countrytouch82

2 years ago

Alexiswithalexus?

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countrytouch82

2 years ago

Alexisoflongitude? (Not as funny, so maybe use Longadude instead)

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EarthQueen

2 years ago

Ok these are bad. ET the Alexa-terrestrial , try saying it fast 5 times. Alexsaurrus Rex Alec Bald-Quim Alexa ....say bonk me. The possibilities with this one are endless.

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Andrea_Sydney

2 years ago

What about gangbang names? 9 Inch Males Blow White and the 7 Dicks

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usrightnow_Again

2 years ago

Way back in February 2016 when Mrs urn and I joined the site, we were setting up our account, I turned to her, she was making cup of tea in the kitchen and I said, how about usrightnow because this is us right now, she said yes. We left briefly at one point and returned as usrightnow_Again, as we were back. Simple and reflective of you is always best, stick with current name as the always wise Ms Foxy suggested Mr. urn.

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