RHP

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M72

Uncomplimentary nick names.

November 26 2017

Aside from being malicious they can be quite funny. Like the woman called... Margarine Legs, easy to spread.

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Chumming the water there Phil?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Everything I touch, I fuck lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Pothole. Because he was always in the road.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    WA truckies, if not, all of Australia truckies will know who the Mermaids are. 😈

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Never heard the term in 14 years of driving interstate hauls.... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Is usually along the lines of C U Next Tuesday

  • LeMerovingien

    LeMerovingien

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander'No really, you're a star. Now please stay 4 light years away from me. You might run into trouble with that one once he decides he's the Sun :)

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    8 years ago

    No prize for second guessing how she happened to get this nickname... true story...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Spanner and bicycle. Because everyone gets a turn and everyone gets a ride. If only I knew back then how much I would grow to be very fond of a promiscuous and skilled lady🤣 Absolutely no disrespect to any ladies here, you’re all speacial 😘 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    That you have been waiting for one of us to step in, so you can then tear us down... "it's all good fun, just a joke, no disrespect..." so I have actively avoided commenting, until now. Whether or not you think you are being disrespectful, you are. Not understanding that doesn't make it any less disrespectful... I have no idea what the Mermaid one is about, and have no desire to know. Otherwise, every comment/nick name relating to women, in the posts above, are of a sexual nature and originated for the sole purpose of slut shaming and maintaining double standards when it comes to sexuality. Nothing funny about that...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Bottles, I wouldn't want to know how that got to be a sexual connotation😱 Margarine Legs was a nasty piece of work who screwed her way through a workplace, causing all sorts of havoc. She was roundly despised by women and some of the men too. I digress... If this thread is in half as bad taste as you obviously feel it is then I am asking the mods to vaporize it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander'No really, you're a star. Now please stay 4 light years away from me. But but but and many years away? That's a long time to wait if your only travelling on Impulse Engines, Captain? Ohhhhh I get it...the next metaphor is ''Lost in Space''. Fuck I wish posting OP's would quit making men look stoopid!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Knew a guy called Spanner ages ago, because he tightened every other guy nuts

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Yeh thats oldschool and a little pommy lol... a few years ago i said that to a young cop that was cautioning me atm, he had no idea why his older partner put me in handcuffs and in the back of the divy van - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I'm not dumb. I'm just being an arsehole. I thought it was my turn...😇

  • NudesRus

    NudesRus

    8 years ago

    Our heavy haulage law inforcement officers 👮 are called mermaids. “C*#*TS WITH SCALES” I’ve been trucking for 30 years and until recently had never heard of a “wobbly” on the road.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I had a flatmate I called FIGJAM......he loved it....

  • aussian43

    aussian43

    8 years ago

    When I was in high school, one poor girl ended up with the nickname "mistrel" after the exhaust fan brand, which featured advertising about sucking for hours. Being an innocent back then, it took me a while to get it. Especially as she was only in year 8! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I love that expression and always use it when I finish a job, if the customer has to ask what it means I give them the language warning first.Always gets a chuckle. Quoting 'lily1970' I had a flatmate I called FIGJAM......he loved it....