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Unusual places to have sex

December 07 2014

I will just put a moving motor cycle and no I wont put details on how we did it.

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  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    You both had dildos buzzing up your arse as you were driving in peak hour CBD traffic ?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I still prefer your Westfields story. The one where you have sex in the middle of a busy eatery.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    On the moon? In a freezer? In the Millenium Falcon? Have not done it on a moving motor cycle - I bow down to your obvious greatness, Chev. Oh wait - no I don't!!!!! Another ripping yarn! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    If I had sex on your motorbike it would be moving too. Hope you guys didn't topple over and fall on that vacuum cleaner next to it. BTW OP, you're wrong. I think the strangest place in which you've had sex is your head.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Just a few for now comments ok - Posted from rhpmobile

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    11 years ago

    To have sex? CHEVTREK'S house...... creepy even.....

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I have seen the motor bike pics she is siting on the fuel tank legs spread .Also he's a real nice guy ,so be nice.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I once had sex in a bed........

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I'll see your motorcycle and raise you a bicycle 😜

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Sidecar made for two eh?? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    11 years ago

    Oh dear........

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Chev. Moving motorbike. Hmmm.. Oh yes, saw it on Youtube... Ooops. No, it was Kanye West and Kim K video. Fancy seeing yourself as Kanye?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I will see your bicycle and raise you a unicycle..... without the seat.... Ooh ooh aah aah 😁 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Ok you got me on the "no seat". Down a flight of stairs ? Ooooh araaaaah !!

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'tulips4u' I will see your bicycle and raise you a unicycle..... without the seat.... Ooh ooh aah aah 😁 - Posted from rhpmobile funny and kinky. You are beyond salvation. Hahaha How are you? xxx

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    ... did you have a rotating fan on your helmet?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I give this topic 24 hours....lol

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    You're like Brittany Spears' friend releasing the YouTube video huh ?? LEAVE CHEVVY ALOOOOONNNNNNE *wipes epic snot bubble* - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' I still prefer your Westfields story. The one where you have sex in the middle of a busy eatery. Lol. No Way..... . I'd love to hear this..... Another addition to RHP Urban legend archive...

  • ArtsyLusttty

    ArtsyLusttty

    11 years ago

    You have just said it in this post... so please do tell us the exact details of your unusual sex on a moving motorcycle. THEN we will tell you OUR unusual places to have sex :-P s3d - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'On_Safari' Creating fake profiles to back up your fakeries is not kisher nor believable either Chev And quit viewing my profile and also viewing it under your stupid aliases you are creating! Lionessbites in fucking deed!!! :-) W

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Love his post there simply a cracker :)) and to see that he achieves so many bites lol

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Beat me to it. Well played ma'am, well played! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    id say it must have been one off them motor bike kiddy rides that sit outside the shopping centres ,,,,,oh and chev ,,,,,,im a harley rider ,,,,,,id say from looking at the pic ,,that you got a nice 250 jappa there hun ,,,,,,,,,

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    My bed. A very rare occurrance there! 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    If not entire threads. RHP Mods you REALLY NEED TO REVIEW your processes and implemrnt a DUTY OF CARE to your MEMBERS the sane and logical ones!!! Awaiting my instant posting to be revoked for speaking common sense!

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Bye Lioness.

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' I give this topic 24 hours....lol I thought this was very brave of Chev to post something like this. The plot thickens and we are all amused. But what does it all mean?\Almost like a theme from Mission Impossible. 24hours? I was under the impression that self-destruct timer goes off after 5 seconds... 5...4... 3...2...1 .....

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    To keep on topic.My bed room, if you classify unusual as something that seldom, if ever happens. Kev. At first I thought you were right royal (fill in the blank), but right now I feel a right royal dick, as I read you completely wrong. I think your intentions are in the right spot, its just that you have a "unique" nature about your self and the way you post. Good on you for keeping at it, many would have left with the barrage of negative sentiments you have taken at times. Ill say sorry for being one of them, my bad. But that does not mean I will believe all your stories. All good I hope mate?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    You were happy to share some of the finer details on your fan excursion, what's holding you back on this one ? My only complaint is you really need to work on the delivery of your fairytale story telling lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Hey Lilyorchid, I hope you don't mind Chevtrek but I have copied your response here on your Mall bonking instructions. Apparently it wasn't an Westfield's eatery....... ooops Chinese whispers. http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/naughty-places-41929#reply Quoting 'chevtrek' Mall sex instructions Long skirt must be worn by her and the guy has to go to toilets to put on a condom. She sits on his lap and covers him so that he can pop out his cock followed by pulling her knickers aside. Now cuddle smooch and she moves her hips back and forth and he does the same. People can look and be suss but cant see and if cops come along he slips his hand under and pushes his cock back in his pants. Done it that way many times day or night but not to much these days as the ladies are not game. OH stay away from slat benches as it bites into his asss..LOL

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I still have visions of the fan escapade. My sides cant take much more of this

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I was going to say at the candy bar at the cinema whilst serving customers but.....

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Hey Lilyorchid, I hope you don't mind Chevtrek but I have copied your response here on your Mall bonking instructions. Apparently it wasn't an Westfield's eatery....... ooops Chinese whispers. http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/naughty-places-41929#reply Quoting 'chevtrek' Mall sex instructions Long skirt must be worn by her and the guy has to go to toilets to put on a condom. She sits on his lap and covers him so that he can pop out his cock followed by pulling her knickers aside. Now cuddle smooch and she moves her hips back and forth and he does the same. People can look and be suss but cant see and if cops come along he slips his hand under and pushes his cock back in his pants. Done it that way many times day or night but not to much these days as the ladies are not game. OH stay away from slat benches as it bites into his asss..LOL Lol. Wow. Just Wow. But thanks Meeka. I was not expecting that. Oh dear... Youtube material... Now Chev, you are either a very daring adventurous law-breaking horny devil or your mind has gone rampant in the fantasy department. I see you brag that you have gotten away with it more than once, so count your blessings and stop tempting fate. Lol. But it seems very far fetched and re-reading your prev posts in tandem with Meeka's story above, puts the other posters' comments in context, regarding the credibility of your tales. But you are amusing. Good luck.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I thought this was going to be a fun topic but it seems others lack courage to have adventure. I joined Perth dogging some months back and so far its been sex on the beach while fisherman watch. How many remember the song blanket on the ground get out there have fun. As for sex in the mall it might be an end of an era as to many damn cameras now but,I am keeping an eye out for a black spot. LMAO Anyway lets hear some funny stories surely I am not the only one who likes dogging.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'chevtrek' I thought this was going to be a fun topic but it seems others lack courage to have adventure. I joined Perth dogging some months back and so far its been sex on the beach while fisherman watch. How many remember the song blanket on the ground get out there have fun. As for sex in the mall it might be an end of an era as to many damn cameras now but,I am keeping an eye out for a black spot. LMAO Anyway lets hear some funny stories surely I am not the only one who likes dogging. Ok Chev Here is my story. A lover and I went to a quiet spot under a bridge for a day time bonk. We had been going at it for a while when She looked up and about 15m away a guy in a kayak paddled past..... Of course we played it up even more when we both realised.... hahaha

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    on the front patio with cars driving by. gonna do it now

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Millennium Falcon!!!! I like the idea lol

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    On the roof of a guesthouse in Phuket when we came down to the bar it turned out everyone had been watching on the security camera - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    A 3 some on the for shore right after the fireworks as wecontinued the sparks after under the bridge.

  • Forus1234

    Forus1234

    11 years ago

    In a change room at a dept store at a major shopping centre at Gold Coast, only went in to try on a cocktail dress, let's just say, he was impressed with the dress, but the disapproving attendant who banged on our door wasn't! We were really quiet too! Another place, a secluded island near Hamilton Inland, watching a yacht cruise by, well what can you do, I just gave them a wave! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Roll_In_The_Hay

    Roll_In_The_Hay

    11 years ago

    In front of the Opera House overlooking Sydney Harbour while bathed in the neon glow of the Luna Park face :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Was working in a bank call centre as a contractor. One of my fwb worked there, she came and took me straight to a training room and we went to town. It was hot!! The possibility of getting caught just makes it that much better🚀😉👍

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    i have done it in a church - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    In the car.....perth airport.....middle of the day . Just before I jumped on a flight to Sydney.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Melbourne airport

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    On my jet ski on a busy beach Or This one was very interesting on top of a fire truck...

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    In a sand bunker on a golf course. In an elevator. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Caught up with maggie as she was closing ,clothes store ,whent down on her as she was standing at the counter telling up the takings ,On my knees under the counter eating pussy as she counted the money at the front window on a saturday arvo as the shopers walked past .got her soooo hot we fucked in the back office.Ticked a few boxes on the bucket list that day

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    That's one to add to bucket list ------ In a church.I did it in hospital in a ward not a private room backin 1990 LOL.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    What about a cemetery in the middle of the night?

  • OzRednecks

    OzRednecks

    11 years ago

    We have done quite a few... (I really get turned on by having sex where someone might see you) our most recent was actually last night, we grabbed a picnic blanket and set out to the corner of our street. It was about midnight. We were in darkness however the corner street light did shine on us a tad. The road is busy so many vehicles drove straight past us. If they turned, the headlights did shine over us but no one stopped. It was such a turn on. The corner house were having a party on their patio....thank goodness they had music on because we were rather loud. :) Have not done the motorbike.... Sorry Chev, just teasing :) lol

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Tried the cemetery many years ago and it failed as aturn on as dead people kill the mood.I am seriousa church would be kinky.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    bet those stiffies in the cemetery would love a good moaning!

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I lost my virginity in the fork of the Catholic Home I was living at. Me and my guy in a single sleeping bag and my friend and her guy in another. Not ot be recommended... It wasn't too far to the chapel from there.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    While driving is always a good 1 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Me and my partner done it on a plane on way to Bali in our seats

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Funny that I have done it on a motor bike yet never when driving exceptfor a blow job.A dressing room would be cool but still say cameras kill random sex.Have not done it in a plane in years.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    So the bike was moving but you weren't driving. I was right, wasn't I? And how on earth do you manage a blow job on a motorcycle? With a fleshlight?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Meander, I think he means driving a car otherwise he would have said riding. OR, maybe his girlfriend is an ostrich and can run really really fast!

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    11 years ago

    training wheels come in handy. So much easier to position the blow up doll when you don't have to balance......or..... Totally explains why the vacuum cleaner was there in the first place.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Right. Sorry, having trouble keeping things straight. :-P

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    If you had a bucket list sex on a MC on a bumpy roadwould have to be at the top.She faces you on fuel tank with legs over yours no knickers and slides down onto your cock.

  • AnnieWhichway

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    11 years ago

    how many points you'd lose for that one if you got busted. But sure Chev would be able to turn on his charismatic way and probably end up doing the policeman on the bonnet of his policecar

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Last night Perth had a storm and my girl decided to beat her fear of thunder so we did it out on the lawn in the rain.Was not the best thing but it was different and complete witheffects lighting LOL. As for comments from Anywhichway 007 its the right name as itsounds like hes not getting any.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    You crack me up!! Thinking i might name my vaccuum, " the Chevonator". Dedicated to Chev the love machine

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    You cant do BJ on a bike while moving at least no way I can find.Bj was in a car but you can have sex in a car if someone else drives.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Will keep that in mind. Cheers matey

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Sexing your ghoul,...careful Chev you might find that a nasty spirit will take over your body ..but then you could have sex like a zombie xxFreya

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    11 years ago

    for letting us know belatedly. Me and one of the Rebels has been flogging it on his Harley. Tank has more dents in it than a golf ball......and my head! And gee, who would have thought about having sex in the car whilst someone else was driving. Shouldn't have let that one out. All the dare devils will be trying it.....

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    So I will find new ways till I feel I am to old.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I've always wanted to fool around on a ferris wheel, there are some overseas that take 20 minutes to get around once, plenty of time to shock the neighbours ;)

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    How about you stick the bike on the back of a ute. Get someone to drive the ute, then you can have your bj on the bike while someone is driving the car!! Kills two birds with one stone. Throw the vaccum in as well... Whohoo party time !!

  • AnnieWhichway

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'chevtrek' As for comments from Anywhichway 007 its the right name as itsounds like hes not getting any. Theres a woman on here that would probably agree with that comment but she's up the other end of the sandpit........ And I'm just saving myself for you my darling XXXXXX

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Twenty minutes ! You better take two men.

  • MsSuperFoxy

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'CravingTouch' I've always wanted to fool around on a ferris wheel, there are some overseas that take 20 minutes to get around once, plenty of time to shock the neighbours ;) My thoughts exactly!! *In a private carriage of course* HA! there's a Ferris Wheel here in CBD Brisbane. :) Foxy

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    The ferris wheel could end up a fun activity at the brissy meet and greet next month!!!Ive been on that thing. Shit scared of heights, hated it but my kids dragged me onto it,so probs would not be a great bonking spot for me. Only for a golden shower when i pee myself. Haha.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'anywhichway007' Quoting 'chevtrek' As for comments from Anywhichway 007 its the right name as itsounds like hes not getting any. Theres a woman on here that would probably agree with that comment but she's up the other end of the sandpit........ And I'm just saving myself for you my darling XXXXXX So jealous, how do you do it Chevy Darling Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    A Ferris wheel now added to bucket list.

  • MsSuperFoxy

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    11 years ago

    LoL @golden Shower...I feel for the carriage under - haha they probably think it's raining!! Bring a snorkel for squirters. Hehehe Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Yep... On my fuckit list!! Foxy

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    To get a tee shirt printed up with " Been there, Chev'd that".

  • AnnieWhichway

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'MrsPeachyPear' Hey Peachy. Things ok?You seem to be confused about something? Actually your profile reminds me of someone on here who shall remain 'nameless'Which is confusing me...............

  • AnnieWhichway

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'anywhichway007' Quoting 'chevtrek' As for comments from Anywhichway 007 its the right name as itsounds like hes not getting any.And I'm just saving myself for you my darling XXXXXX So jealous, how do you do it Chevy Darling Mado Tara xx one of those quotes on quotes on quotes again................. Don't worry Mado. You're next after Chev. He has number 8, you number 9that's how its working. The numbers after my handle, currently 007.He's right, been stuck on 007 for a while...............hurry up Chev. Yes, I know. Slow day on the forum...........

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Today, I'm Peachy 😉

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    11 years ago

    clears that up then....... And everything is just peachy......

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'anywhichway007' Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'anywhichway007' Quoting 'chevtrek' As for comments from Anywhichway 007 its the right name as itsounds like hes not getting any.And I'm just saving myself for you my darling XXXXXX So jealous, how do you do it Chevy Darling Mado Tara xx one of those quotes on quotes on quotes again................. Don't worry Mado. You're next after Chev. He has number 8, you number 9that's how its working. The numbers after my handle, currently 007.He's right, been stuck on 007 for a while...............hurry up Chev. Yes, I know. Slow day on the forum........... Hate to be hanging by the knackers, Annie

  • AnnieWhichway

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    11 years ago

    I would. Help Chev take his thread to page 6! Who would have thought...... Hanging by the knackers......? You've worked out my kink! That's why some men's sack hangs around their knees. And in keeping with the topic, unusual places for sex, my clothes line.........

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    The clothesline? Do tell. I have memories as a child being tied to our clothes line by my brothers when they played cowboys and indians. I was always the indian who got tied up. Bastards would leave me there and go off and do something else.Haha. Anyway, i havent really got any unusual places ive had sex. Only one that comes to mind is bent over a table in a classroom where i worked,but that was with my husband at the time, and it was after hours.so nobody around.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    11 years ago

    just refers to hanging my victims...er I mean my playmates.....off my clothesline by their knackers. Females, well hard to peg the labs..... Did have one moment on the carpeted staircase in a cbd building in early hours of the morning. Forgot about the fucking cameras.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    On the Captain's exclusive use chair on the bridge of a destroyer I was posted to. Please spare me all the 'in the navy' jokes ;)

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    TOTALLY NAKED lolol Semaphore beach last year

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Public library , u know how hard it is to be quiet 🙈🙉🙊 Just adds to the excitement. 👍 .

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    You lucky bastard.