VEGAN jokes. .volume 2

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  I dont eat meat but Im not a vegan. However, I want to transition at some point, Im studying the facts about nutrition and how the diet affects the body. Anyway......Im on a Facebook page where there are vegan jokes by the hundreds, memes too, you shouldnt be short of answers to this one! I thought it was quite funny how Veganuary was quickly offset by Febudairy.....

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  VIVA there are vegan memes?? I will look and see what TURNuP. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  a few years ago...pretty good sex...BUT... she turns vegan on me...she grew chooks.. but would not eat the eggs.. go figure..So.. I had gone to visit on weekend.. and as usual.. sex was good...(I told you it was right?)Anyway.. next morning.. I am eating eggs.. HER chooken eggs..Fuck they are nice eh.. "Home Growed Eggs)I was NOT being a smart arse... when I decided to get into a discussion about being Vegan.."Is it a moral thing?"A Health thing?"She replies... "Moral - I choose not to eat any animal products at all.. or by-products""Fair enough babe.. but umm... you.. "Swallowed" last night....??"I want to tell you.. "my cock NEVER even ONCE since that morning has ever been touched by her lips"Sometimes folks... keeping my foot out of my mouth, MAY just have meant my Cock MAY have gone back into hers"

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  A cow 🐄 doing its business on some lush green grass. My dinner shits all over yours 💩 - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  This is a great list to show who we can avoid. Why make jokes at our expense when all we wish to do is reduce suffering to animals? - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  Quoting 'curiosityx' This is a great list to show who we can avoid. Why make jokes at our expense when all we wish to do is reduce suffering to animals? - Posted from rhpmobile It's called having a sense of humour. Beats me why people have to get offended over every little thing these days.Pusscat xxx

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  I understand that, but when it is your life, and you hear this kind of thing all the time, it gets very tired. Like I said, our only crime is wanting to help animals. It's not even remotely funny when you look at what happens to them before you get to eat them. Willful ignorance is epidemic in the world. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  but.. to rescue chickens..Then NOT eat what they naturally produce every day... ESPECIALLY when you are feeding them such awesome clean food??THAT defies all logic..And what is with NOT swallowing???I promised her it is MAKING ME suffer... but.. if she stops.. (Which she did) THAT was suffering.. I suggested she go out and have her chooks egg-outlets sewn shut.. (MAYBE that bit is not exactly true) but you know where I am coming from ?

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  Good point. We're not opposed to people eating eggs from their own chickens. But anything you buy from a supermarket is produced through massive cruelty. Even so-called 'free range' (which is green-washing nonsense) are the result of male chicks being ground up alive (not economically viable, so put them in a grinded alive...) and the hens are killed in their adolescence because they aren't producing at 'maximum efficiency'. So I hear you. We dont eat eggs, but we don't own chickens. If you own your own rescue chooks, great! Enjoy the eggs! - Posted from rhpmobile

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  FeistyFatty

  8 years ago

  Seriously guys???? Grab a TBone and lighten up..... it was all in jest lol 🤣🤣 - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  My comment on vegan fb posts😈

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