RHP

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Vaginal and rectal cleansing

May 12 2015

Wondering if anyone has an electronic bidet at home. Wife and I used them in Japan, they were everywhere in toilets. Looking to get one that cleans back and front passage. Please share your experience if you have one or used one.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Mick Dundee get a fright from one of those?? 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    If it's that bad that I need to wash it, best to use the soap too n jump in the shower 😉

  • couplefairride

    couplefairride

    11 years ago

    Most bathroom shop sell them. Just have to ask. Usually have to buy off catalogue. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    The Shower Shot

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    We have one cost about $300 on ebay, easy to installIts great to wash all those parts warm water ... warm blow drywarm seat if you want.Added confidence and nice to go to bed all fresh. Get one....you will not regret No more dingleberries.....just one bit of paper to pat dry and confirm all is clean.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Sauce bottle Brought to you by Stalky in 2012.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    11 years ago

    BBQ at your place.......lmao

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Any_Whichway' BBQ at your place.......lmao Yep. It's your poor man's quick douche. Something innocently sitting in your pantry so the wifey never figures out what you really do at Bunnings and the gym. LOL

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    It's a bidet - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    You should wait until the sauce bottle is empty btw and then fill with warm water. Well, unless you are into interesting party feltching games.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Never actually been game to try the automated bidet, although I've stayed at a few hotels that have them. I'm quite keen on the bum gun though. It's just a hose from the wall with a spray nozzle, found everywhere in India and SE Asia.We tried to get one installed years ago. You could order them at larger plumbing places, but we were warned that the water pressure in Australia was too high. It got too complicated, so we gave up and moved back to Asia instead It seems downright uncivilised to come back to wiping poo all other the place with toilet paper now. I'm told it's great for a quick cleanup after sex as well, but not sure I'd recommend them for internal use. Ouch.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'Any_Whichway' BBQ at your place.......lmao Yep. It's your poor man's quick douche. Something innocently sitting in your pantry so the wifey never figures out what you really do at Bunnings and the gym. LOL Bunnings? Have I been missing out. Getting nailed by a hot chippie in amongst the architraves?grab a Kransky and Sauce(If there's sauce in the bottle) on the way out to wrap up the perfect day Meeka?

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' You should wait until the sauce bottle is empty btw and then fill with warm water. Well, unless you are into interesting party feltching games. The banana and cream wont fit in a sauce bottle.................

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    11 years ago

    Not meaning to hog the page........ Douche bag for me (the literal one). Proper irrigation technique will give you a 24 hour window for clean anal sex. Great for sleep overs and would hence remove the need to hold up morning activities whilst one loads up the sauce bottle and go have a dump. Dearie me........

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Does the sauce bottle does away with wiping the bottom with toilet paper after having a poo?.How do you use it?. sitting on the toilet? what happens if that's not enough and its still dirty ...get up for a refill?Do you keep refilling until it runs clear?You would definitely have to wash hands after....or in the shower would seem more sensible. It does seem a good idea for those into bum sex to try and elimate the poo smell.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    turkey basterhave you got one of those in your utensil drawers ?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Conjures up images of a crack so wide, seafaring vessels pass side by side.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Conjures up images of a crack so wide, seafaring vessels pass side by side. it's not a bad port in a storm though ;)

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I though bidets were going out of style? I haven't seen one in a pretty long time, mind you I don't stay in fancy hotels these days. Airbnb is the way to go.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Futurenomads' We have one cost about $300 on ebay, easy to installIts great to wash all those parts warm water ... warm blow drywarm seat if you want.Added confidence and nice to go to bed all fresh. Get one....you will not regret No more dingleberries.....just one bit of paper to pat dry and confirm all is clean. Had a look on ebay, but majority of listings are imports. I'm concerned about warranty... and I don't think they are Australian Watermark approved.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' I though bidets were going out of style? I haven't seen one in a pretty long time, mind you I don't stay in fancy hotels these days. Airbnb is the way to go. I think traditional bidets are going out of style, but electronic bidets seem to be catching on, in other countries at least anyway

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'jatjab' Had a look on ebay, but majority of listings are imports. I'm concerned about warranty... and I don't think they are Australian Watermark approved. We got item number 251647414475 on ebay , and very happy with it, delivery was less than a week. We will pass on the hard nozzle of sauce bottle, cant help thinking it could damage the skin and expose blood that's real cleaver advice.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I know how regular bidets work but cant fathom how electronics come into it. LG

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Electronic BitgetsHave LED lighting in the bowlA variable heated toilet seat.Cleansing water at a variable temp.Adjustable Probes to clean Vigina or BottomOption for different pressures and or pulsating cleansingTurbo warm air dry. I imagine the above which we have is a mid range model that would retail around 500 to 1000Or ebay around 300.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    A nice easy freshen up before sex.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Thanks .... that is clearer now. Cheers LG