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WTF sex facts ! and funny posts and quotes
April 10 2016
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RHP User
10 years ago
that 2 minutes of awkwardness after the begging and before the apologies? maybe I'm not doing it right though my begging knows no bounds okay I stole that. I'm not that funny 11,000 injured every year, love that. I had an injury last year. Long story short, big dick, TOO big, locked my legs up around him trying to stop it going in further than I could receive, and pulled a muscle along with his lol I hid that from other guys so grimaced in what they probably thought was ecstasy, but fair bit of pain in there during the 'recovery' process. So I guess I was one of the 11,000? lol
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RHP User
10 years ago
Yeah not a fun way to hurt yourself ! but how big is too big? I'm yet to find one that's too big ,lol Hears another one Wearing socks during sex makes it easier to reach an orgasm . No wander I always seem to leave my socks on when I'm doing it ! Lol
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RHP User
10 years ago
Yeah not a fun way to hurt yourself ! but how big is too big? I'm yet to find one that's too big ,lol Hears another one Wearing socks during sex makes it easier to reach an orgasm . No wander I always seem to leave my socks on when I'm doing it ! Lol
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RHP User
10 years ago
in winter my uniform of choice for bed, well last winter I was trying to save on electricity so didn't have the heating on, but instead of the summer naked uniform, my winter 'uniform' is jumper, socks and no pants lol actually I think some of my pictures show the jumper and no pants, maybe not the socks but now that I know that, I'll be leaving the socks on
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RHP User
10 years ago
let me give him a call for you big is an understatement, awesome guy though and hot as
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RHP User
10 years ago
this is a sex fact the difference between a slut and a bitch, a slut fucks anyone, a bitch fucks anyone but you
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RHP User
10 years ago
Picked up a few injuries in my time. Funniest one have to be lock jaw from going down for to long! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
That's right guys, that's why you have nipples. Peachy ;-)
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RHP User
10 years ago
If the average Australian male member is 6 inches and girth 5 then every day Australian men of sexual age (18-55) could collectively create a propositioned hard on, 29m long, weighing 1400 ton. This makes the Great Australian Dick larger than two and a half adult male sperm whales placed end to end. If all these dicks where to be placed end to end it would make a hard on 1066 throbbing km long, that's from Adelaide to Canberra, but considering the average flaccid male member is only 70% the size of the hard one the Great Australian Dick would only just make it to Melbourne from Adelaide some 746km on the off day. Taking into account the changes that occur as we age the average time to get an erection if properly stimulated is around 1 minute. That would mean if we all got the twinkle in the eye at the same time the head of the Great Australian Dick would travel 320km in just 60 seconds, a whopping 19,200kmph, just over 15 times the speed of sound. Air friction alone would make the head of the Great Australian Dick white hot at 1600c. Sadly thought at 5.3km per second it is still shy the extra 1.6km per second to get into orbit. Yet where there is a will, all we need is to shave 15 seconds off the collective time to get hard and we could send one Australian dick into orbit every day by pure horn power alone. We, if able to sustain this daily task, could place one Australian adult male in orbit every 14 months because the average Australian dick at its best is only 0.23% (1 / 425th) of the complete Australian Man.
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RHP User
10 years ago
You were doing OK until you mentioned the socks Oh and you can keep putting up those nice photos of your buns
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Gov76' Picked up a few injuries in my time. Funniest one have to be lock jaw from going down for to long! - Posted from rhpmobile you're my kinda man
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RHP User
10 years ago
Hey I just always seem to leave my socks on when doing the deed, well half the time anyways , but I can't sleep with my socks on ! # SEX is a beauty treatment scientific tests found that women produce more oestrogen when they make love which makes hair shine and softens the skin. #The more sex you have the more your body wants it!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Thank you! You know where I am xx. Have to say that I've caused a few injuries too but the most common casualty is funiture! And no I'm not fat (far from it) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I think that the sock thing was originally a european thing from memory and yes I to am a big fan of your work! (Great pics!) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Plus you are always happy, energetic and glowing!
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madotara69
10 years ago
The lady Dr talked of using electronic devices that stimulate the nervous system and that by using the device it has been found "Women can orgasm up to an hour after death" then went on explaining how the orgasm comes about because of it... Ruffle some feathers Mado Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
Apparently the Average speed of ejaculation is approx 45 Km/h. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family are nuts, his next door neighbour is an arsehole, his best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him habitually. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
the first ejaculation is frightening!!! Bit sore so no sex or wanking for 4 days.......hanging out for for relief.......wank this morning produce a table spoon of bright crimson semen and made an unholy mess of the bed!!
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RHP User
10 years ago
More than 11,000 people are injured every year trying out new sexual positions... Very believable. With my g/f, I did strain my back somewhat once, but not doing anything particularly unique. So if you are going for the more complex Kama Sutra, best to at least do your stretches beforehand... Staring at a women's breasts for 10 minutes a day is better for your health than going to the gym. Maybe not exercise related health per se, but I've heard evidence that it works for assisting mood, lowering blood pressure (destressing), and other mental benefits. Maybe that's why many guys go for the double positive effect and stare at breasts while AT the gym :P Women who are prone to migraines tend to have a higher sex drive then those who are not. Sex relieves headaches, haven't you heard? ;) Sperm can be used in FIVE different ways ,including anti-wrinkle cream, invisible ink and cooking ingredient. I'm sure there's much more than five... :P Sex is a instant cure for depression. Unfortunately not (talking diagnosable depression here, not just feeling down). Any positive hormonal effect is at best temporary, whereas depression is among other things, a longer term chemical imbalance. One of the main characteristics of depression is anhedonia, or the loss of the ability to enjoy things (sometimes anything), sex included.(Don't ask.) Shy people tend to fantasize about sex more than the average person. Ahem... from my own prior experience yes... because the non-shy people were out actually HAVING sex! :P
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'lovman8' the first ejaculation is frightening!!! Bit sore so no sex or wanking for 4 days.......hanging out for for relief.......wank this morning produce a table spoon of bright crimson semen and made an unholy mess of the bed!! scuse my curiosity but how did it feel? Was the orgasm better after 4 days or did the anxiety or potential for pain, surrounding the act, take something away from that? Not really knowing what it's like for men or how long you can usually go without relief, just curious, hope my question isn't too personal
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RHP User
10 years ago
Strained a muscle or I'd it tendon in my jaw deep thinking a Lari cock. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Binoella' Strained a muscle or I'd it tendon in my jaw deep thinking a Lari cock. - Posted from rhpmobile couldn't think of a better way to injure yourself
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RHP User
9 years ago
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discussevents; small minds discuss people. The words are attributed to social activist and former First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt, but I have been unable to find a solid supporting citation.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'PeachyPearL' Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discussevents; small minds discuss people. The words are attributed to social activist and former First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt, but I have been unable to find a solid supporting citation. it is almost certainly not her, I'd go with Henry Thomas Buckle based on the citation by Charles Stewart in 1901 - when Roosevelt would've only been a child and over 30 years before her published works. The wide number of similar quotes suggest it was a fairly well known phrase or the general concepts of the phrase were well known even if not cited. You might enjoy the "quote investigator" site
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RHP User
9 years ago
I'm sorry, I did not mean to imply that was me... that was a direct quote from Google after I part searched for the quote I remembered seeing recently. It does appeal to me that many concepts are popular enough to be repeated in many ways by different people. Thanks for the info, I might enjoy the site indeed. philosophical Peachy
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MeGustaCaliente
9 years ago
Oh noooo! Not the socks! lol Sex injuries - I haven't had any injuries as such, but a partner got a bit too enthused once and 'missed'... Fucking hurt me and nearly broke his cock. Never seen a guy go so white, so fast! And agree with countrytouch! Sex can be a welcome distraction from depression if you're up to it, but it's not a long term solution unfortunately.
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