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Waking up with a Hard-on in the morning.

May 05 2012

I wonder who came up with the word hard-on? haha The term has been 'embraced' all over the world! Morning glory is another good description.Anyway, one of the joys of being a man is waking up in the morning with 'it' on. One of the disappointments is not having anyone to share it with! It is a pleasant surprise, and when men wake up "they just know".......its on!! It might take a second for the news to travel from head to head but they just know!! There is no explanation for it, it just happens, could have been sexual thoughts in your dreams that triggered it or perhaps, my theory anyway is that it was the raisin toast you had the night before, what da ya reckon, a Nobel prize for me?When you see a man walk down the street in the morning grinning from ear to ear, or on a train or bus, down the escalator, at Bunnings, where ever, you know its because they woke up with a hard-on in the morning or had raisin toast the night before! Its a shame there isn't a female equivalent, or is there?So I guess my main question to everyone is what 'surprises' have you had when being awoken from your slumber, and did you get a helping hand? I'm telling ya, stock up on the raisin toast!

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RHP User

14 years ago

LOL My ex used to tell me not to get to excited as it meant he needed to urinate :( unfortunatly not on me .... That's why he's my EX Tatts10

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RHP User

14 years ago

Is that because it is a raisin' agent Bickie Boy...x Hugs H

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QLDtwo4fun

14 years ago

Some times it does mean I need to urinate, but fortunately the hard on comes back after that without much effort. But I'll try raisin toast; cinnamon, dried fruit and sugar flavoured cum ;)

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RHP User

14 years ago

It is also known as, a Piss Hard On, because more often than not, we guys get one because we *really* need to pee, but are still asleep so our bodies go into protection mode. It is almost impossible to pee, when one has a hard on. It is also very difficult to cum, when one needs to pee. So ladies, make the most of your man's morning wood. Climb on and ride him, you will most likely find he lasts a lot longer than usual.

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RHP User

14 years ago

I quite often wake up with a raging wide on (yes it's the female equivalent) its a problem if you don't address it before going about your day . If you don't deal with it then and there, you could find yourself drifting off into a semi state of debaucherous thoughts , only to snap out of it standing at the fridge licking a slice of cheese :/ (don't ask)

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RHP User

14 years ago

dreaming l was in the isle at bunnings with the headingLubricantsChainsRopeScrewsIve also had a few suprises awaken me from time to time and i thought i was dreaming of facebook.... silly me No comment on the female equivalent

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RHP User

14 years ago

I now have a loving partner to share my morning glory with but they are further between in occurence. The soft on prevails.

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RHP User

14 years ago

waking up inside a warm wet mouth is nice....

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RHP User

14 years ago

...the hard-ons and the wide-ons...our problems would be solved. Maybe the boys should have raisin toast for breakfast ?

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RHP User

14 years ago

I think your raisin toast theory is a stab in the dark :) Usually I wake up hard after a big night out... which is great on a weekend with company ... bad when it just won't go away and you are late for work. I've been very lucky to have had very kind and willing lovers helping out with morning glory AKA " the " tent pole "

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RHP User

14 years ago

Sometimes you get asked questions which, on the surface have not been thought out too well.. "What is the difference between LIGHT and HARD?" WE get light and heavy Light and dark hard and soft hard and easy.. but.... LIGHT and HARD??? Simple kids... I can sleep with a "Light on" cavey :)

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RHP User

14 years ago

Loves raisin toast...but will be thinking of it in a different way now in the mornings......yes definatley need to share it

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RHP User

14 years ago

Quoting 'Hesione' Is that because it is a raisin' agent Bickie Boy...x Hugs H You might be onto something there, with those self raisin agents!

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RHP User

14 years ago

Quoting 'D_G_T'I quite often wake up with a raging wide on (yes it's the female equivalent) its a problem if you don't address it before going about your day . If you don't deal with it then and there, you could find yourself drifting off into a semi state of debaucherous thoughts , only to snap out of it standing at the fridge licking a slice of cheese :/ (don't ask)That must be hard to deal with. I'm wondering what sort of cheese now is invovled in this process, blue vein, swiss, or a soft ripened cheese? I'll keep that in mind.

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RHP User

14 years ago

Like a year 10 high school maths presentation in front of the class for example!

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RHP User

14 years ago

....doesn't usually phase me after all these years and does come in handy if I've got a guest. | It waking up several times a night...night in and night out, that's a bit of a problem for me. Oh well, glad I bought a full length goose down body pillow...that's a pretty good remedy. | Forty Winks...as long as they keep believing it's a warranty issue, life's good.

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RHP User

14 years ago

Get them so regularly!

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RHP User

14 years ago

The Real Girl.The perfect woman,quiet accomodating ,never complains and can go all night.Not very good at making brekkie in the morning...not even raisin toast.x Hugs H

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RHP User

14 years ago

is the toilet seat..but i've dealt with this. i have 2 syrups on the toilet walls at 175cm and a nice head cushion on the floor in front of the pan.. works a treat. with a little practice..

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RHP User

14 years ago

jarlsberg? Quoting 'D_G_T' I quite often wake up with a raging wide on (yes it's the female equivalent) its a problem if you don't address it before going about your day . If you don't deal with it then and there, you could find yourself drifting off into a semi state of debaucherous thoughts , only to snap out of it standing at the fridge licking a slice of cheese :/ (don't ask)

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