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Wanking with your finger up your bum

November 10 2009

Thought it seemed funny, i was listening to a radio station and it was one of those in house doctor segments where people ring in and discuss there problems, when i nearly crashed my car when a guy rang in and asked if it was normal to wank with your finger up your bum. To the response "whatever floats your boat". Now your gonna think that the person who rang was me initially and i admit gave it a crack and wasnt impressed, but how many of you get off on it in a micheal hutchens choak'n the throat kind of way. Not that it bothers me,just trying to come up with any old crap to talk.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Well, actually I went to gym this very morning and did a difficult workout.. feeling totally shagged, so I went to the showers. Soaped up... and ahem ...got that tingle... and thought why the hell not... hehe... but the shower screens are kind of translucent.. obscure perspex.. so you can make shapes out.. the guy in the next cubicle noticed me and was mirroring what I did... so I pushed my butt agasint the screen and slowly squatted down... the dirty bugga stuck his finger in my bum... over and over.. lolz... and I thought meah.. why not.. lolz... so yeah... wanking while frantically being fingered in your bum is not so bad. :p It's more difficult to finger your own bum frantically. I'd rather use a vibrator when solo.   I've met lots of kinky fuckers that like to have their airways obstructed. Women who love gagging and having their nose pinched closed at the same time... that kind of thing. Of course, I never do that unless I'm told to. There's an element of trust involved, so really you should wait to be invited.   Hugs GAz

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Gaz, how come you get fun stuff like that in the gym showers? It has never happened to me! all I get is blisters on my feet!!!   lovebittenxoxoxox

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Gaz I would have bet money that you had been the person who started this post. And stop showing off with you gym adventures... My gym you just get ugly fat old men with white chest hair and wobbly bellies.   The best sexual moment of my life was when I was getting a double blowjob and the new lady in the mix stuck her finger up my ass, not too far though.  But WOW, kinky bitch.  Best feeling ever.  umm other than the true love of a great woman of course. :P   But I can't say I wank with it up the arse... how difficult to search RHP with NO hands!!!   A

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Bonrosser...have you ever had your prostate massaged while having your cock sucked??I'm guessing not....coz if you had...you would totally understand the joys of fingering or toying your ass while wanking.It's a little bit naughty too...which (IMHO) adds to the whole experience.Now...I hear you saying....she's a chick...what would she know??But as may be able to tell by my nick...I love what I do...and I make sure I know as much as I can about pleasuring a man with my mouth and fingers so as to blow his mind while I blow his cock....lol!So I've taken notes over the years....and believe me...I've never had a guy tell me afterwards that he didn't like it!So perhaps....get yourself a slimline vibe....designed to stimulate the prostate....and try it next time you wank.I'm sure you will be a convert too!Just my opinion....BJxxxoh...ps....gaz....you dirty man...LOVE IT!! Why the hell werent you ever at any gyms I ever went to?? I might have stuck it out if you hadda been!! mwa!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    We must weird And picture a nerd guy complete nerd glasses and hat wanking himself with his finger up his bum watching a gay porno! Dont want to go there!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Yeah... Only a total freak wears a hat. Hugs Gaz

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Eeeekkkkk ......I think I might be the weird one.... I like anal play and breath play :O

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Well I am off to the gym for the first time in my life for a fitness appraisle..(typo..opps..in a hurry)..lol..I never need to go to a gym..Just seeing a new social side I hope ..lol   Now all I am going to think about when I see men at the gym today is what they can be do in the showers....Gwwad I wish I could sneek in there now..lol   And I don't think it is fair that Gaz has all the fun!!  I am not bi...So I am now stomping my feet and throwing a tantrum cause I want to go to the mens showers!!!  gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....sweetpetite41..   PS...men who wank with fingers up ta bum.............oohmmyy.............mmmmmmmmmmmm

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    well, I have tried this before, several times. Maybe i cant find the spot. My X was a complete nun in the bed, so she wouldnt take any part, So maybe it is not possible by yourself? Any hints/tips to help me try this guys/girls? So very want to upgrade from Bi-curious to Bi-sexual :)

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    Why are so many guys afraid of getiing anal stimulation .....* no no It will make me Gay *.....lol......Ive recieved anal stimulation by many woman, and stimulated myself ever since i was 15........all I can say is if your not doing it or having it done to you your missing out on some wonderfull orgasims........   Ps...Miss Sweety.......Id sneak you in to the mens showers at the gym.....only if you stick your finger in my bum though !...lol. The End

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I think we should have unisex showers at the gym quite frankly. I mean what kind of a modern society do we live in when we can't be trusted to have unisex showers??? You know... I think RHP should have a unisex shower room so sweetpetite, Tammy, Andy and I can drop the soap. :p   Hugs Gazza

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Gotta agree with Miss BJ & Sal-andy some of the most unbelievably mind blowing experiences are to be had with prostate massage. Its worth trying again...or else try with someone who is experienced....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Gaz and tam...!!!!  agghh now ya got me worked up thinking about the mens shower room with ya all....strapons and my dble endeder...OMG!!...The mental torcher!!...   sighh..............Wish it was not just my thoughts and was real.   grrrrr.........sweetpetite41     pfft...back to my gay porn....lol..

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    i probably did it all wrong going on what you guys are saying, better cut the old finger nails first, And tamworthguy I dont think im going to turn gay after trying it, I was just trying to get a chat with some of you guys.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Gaz well, cant say ive had that happen, but i love sizing up next to other blokes in the mens showers, funny how you hear all these ways of telling how big your dick is, you know big feet, being tall, its so not true, all to do with genetics.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Well our Nerd wears a hat so his hair doesnt cope the load. Here we have it A guy nerd glasses a nerd hat so he doesnt have to wash his hair too often with his finger up his Bum wanking watching a gay movie Wow and thats swinging?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Tastietwo... yep.. you've confused me totally, but I agree that whatever it is has nothing much in common with swinging... except for the gay movie part... that sounds hot. :p   Hugs Gaz

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I have to say that I am not that keen on my finger/s up my ass while I wank, BUT...give me a nice anal probe or vibrator, or my lovers fingers as she sucks my cock....and let me tell you, she is going to get  more than a mouthful of gratification from me.......there is nothing better than having your ass played with.....Miss BJ has it totally right!Stu

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    hey guess its no different to having your penis sucked and she has a finger up your bum ! I have met quite a few girls who like a finger up the bum whilst your eating... so why not !