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What are the Best and worst lines tou have read in a profile

April 08 2025

What are some of the best lines you have read in a profile that made you think that’s a good one or maybe one you haven’t read it but think would be a good addition to someone’s profile or tshirt 😂 be aware anything fantastic, may be possible to theft and re use at any given moment ,😂 For me can’t go past, if you don’t look like your profile pics your buying us drinks until you do , 😂

Comments

  • Brian_Breynolds

    Brian_Breynolds

    one year ago

    I think the worst one I’ve ever read was a young guy a few months ago that was looking for a woman older than him. It said something along the lines of “let’s explore your body before it ages and shrivels up” 🤮 Can’t remember the exact wording but that was the gist of it.

  • NeoAndTrin

    NeoAndTrin

    one year ago

    I'm kinda proud of the line in ours. You might be our third but we'll make sure you cum first.

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    one year ago

    Ps just once , I’d like to see the obvious incorrect letter in a title and yes I looked and re checked it ,I dunno , I think someone in the office changes my crap just to be funny and annoy me ,stop it ,stop it now ,who ever you are ,people’s brains are a hurtin Mr b

  • WeLoveTwo

    WeLoveTwo

    one year ago

    To claim a line from one of our friends. ‘We like to be fucked. Not fucked around’

  • Notice_Me

    Notice_Me

    one year ago

    I'm 💦 bring fire

  • RHP

    RHP User

    one year ago

    Back in the Tinder single days a girls profile had the old ‘I’m here to make your cock hard not your life’. She got the swipe right.

  • Apples_N_Oranges

    Apples_N_Oranges

    one year ago

    Came across this one, first line in a profile ‘We are banking on your standards being lower than ours’ 😅.

  • BubblesnMalt

    BubblesnMalt

    one year ago

    One we like is "we like the wine, not the label". Wish we'd thought of that one.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    one year ago

    Wanna root...Hands down has to be the best and worst line. 🤣🤭 Ms Foxy

  • Flirty2020

    Flirty2020

    one year ago

    Whilst not a profile line, but rather the only line of an unsolicited PM : “Absolutely time to consume some of your presence”. Sort of gives off Hannibal Lecter / Jeffrey Dahmer vibes.

  • Flirty2020

    Flirty2020

    one year ago

    Click to view content

  • Notice_Me

    Notice_Me

    one year ago

    "I'm on RHP to make new friends like I'm on pornhub to learn how to repair a sink while watching the plumber"

  • Nightglider

    Nightglider

    one year ago

    The most overused lines on men’s profiles would be . I’m here to shake things up 🥱

  • RHP

    RHP User

    one year ago

    "People of Indian, Bangladeshi or Paki's" should not contact us. Probably gonna cop some flak for this but I don't think people should say stuff like that.

  • Giff18

    Giff18

    one year ago

    Good things come in small packages. I'm a good thing😈

  • RHP

    RHP User

    one year ago

    I've never fucked an arsehole in my entire life, they've all been really nice guy's.