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What do you do after sex?
April 27 2012
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RHP User
14 years ago
It can make you quite hungry It takes a fair while to get to the glowing stage here, so one crumpet is fine here, but it has to last for all 3 courses before it gets buttered
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hmmm, that joke doesn't really work around here does it.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'MrsTri' Hmmm, that joke doesn't really work around here does it. Priceless lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
used to be that we'd have a cigarette....lol....
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RHP User
14 years ago
After sex ...that's so easy to answer,I always have a vigorous discussion about quantum physics,not string theory though. x Hugs H
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Hesione' After sex ...that's so easy to answer,I always have a vigorous discussion about quantum physics,not string theory though. x Hugs H quantum 'entanglement'.....
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'MrsTri'Hmmm, that joke doesn't really work around here does it. That has got to be the funniest thing I have read all week....as was said before PRICELESS!! Bwahahahahahahaha loved it!! Hugs...xFunlovingx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Clean up the result off...partner...bed...floor...table...couch...desk...kitchen bench...car...motorbike...chair...bathroom...walls...ceiling. Just circle the appropriate item. Lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Aussie_beef'Clean up the result off...partner...bed...floor...table...couch...desk...kitchen bench...car...motorbike...chair...bathroom...walls...ceiling. Just circle the appropriate item. Lol Touch of OCD there? Dont' you like to revel in the wet spot/spots? Hugs...xFunlovingx
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RHP User
14 years ago
We do have a cigarette! Hehe Pusscat (being naughty) xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
I love the awesome, honest, random conversations you can have with someone you don't know but have just fucked. Way better than the 'interview' convos when you meet someone for a coffee or drink first LOLxx Sarah
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RHP User
14 years ago
grab my shoes and go home Hugs
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Aussie_beef' Clean up the result off...partner...bed...floor...table...couch...desk...kitchen bench...car...motorbike...chair...bathroom...walls...ceiling. Just circle the appropriate item. Lol and I lol at ceiling...if you can get it on there I want to see that!xx Salina
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RHP User
14 years ago
Talk a lot,lol and giggle a lot. After sex I am always so giggly. ahh and pee
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RHP User
14 years ago
Go for another round... But if that's not happening, get up and get dress.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Cause there's generally not much energy left afterwards lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Tell my Lelo "I fkn love you" give it a kiss and roll over n go to sleep and yes, I have woken up to it poking me in the back , and thought....."Yeah why not"
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RHP User
14 years ago
...reight after sex I get ready to go for siven. That's about the best I can do unless you want to stay the weekend. | What the hell kind of question is this....I pour milk on my cock to reload the damn thing just like every other man on the planet. Guys shhhhhhh don't tell....that's one of those "male secrets" they don't know about. |
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' |What the hell kind of question is this....I pour milk on my cock to reload the damn thing just like every other man on the planet. Guys shhhhhhh don't tell....that's one of those "male secrets" they don't know about. | I might try that then. I'll go for full cream though, the extra fat would be good in this case I'd imagine.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T' Tell my Lelo "I fkn love you" give it a kiss and roll over n go to sleep and yes, I have woken up to it poking me in the back , and thought....."Yeah why not" Ha ha, tell me more! I really should be studying, but at least now I think I know what Lelo is, a Swedish version of Bob if I'm not mistaken?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Litonya' Talk a lot,lol and giggle a lot. After sex I am always so giggly. ahh and pee Pee after? Heh, sometimes I like to cuddle and talk. But unfortunately, all too often, what I say is this:Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Snort, gasp, sleep apnoea. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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RHP User
14 years ago
like to cLAMBER ON TO THE ROOF AND YELL YEEEHAAA MOTHERFUCKERS I AM AWESOME!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Lol Funloving...nah I am not a real fan of hanging out in the wet spot. That's why I have sex everywhere but the bed...so I can get into a nice dry bed. Lol Salina...lol...that's on a good night. It may involve some acrobatics and equipment but I am sure it could happen. Lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T' Tell my Lelo "I fkn love you" give it a kiss and roll over n go to sleep and yes, I have woken up to it poking me in the back , and thought....."Yeah why not" D_G_T - My new Lelo arrived and it doesn't do what it says on the box! Hands free? Yeah right, not on this lady. After an exhausting amount of effort of my part, I gave up in a sulk and begged Mr InAdditionto to put me out of my misery! Of course he obliged and afterwards, he made me a cup of tea! Top notch service!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'AllNiteAllLaughs' like to cLAMBER ON TO THE ROOF AND YELL YEEEHAAA MOTHERFUCKERS I AM AWESOME!!! *falls off chair laughing*
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RHP User
14 years ago
TUrn gently on my side, pat my parttner on the arse and say... "Next time it will be your turn....I promise"
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RHP User
14 years ago
I had sex with a guy....first thing he did after we finished was to take off the condom carefully so no sperm would get out....then he tied a knot on the top of it .... then he proceeded to swallow it! I wonder if he was in training to go overseas with a stomach full of heroin! Hugs... xFunlovingx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Mrs Ruf goes to sleepMr Ruff reads a good book until heart rate settles haha
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' I had sex with a guy....first thing he did after we finished was to take off the condom carefully so no sperm would get out....then he tied a knot on the top of it .... then he proceeded to swallow it! I wonder if he was in training to go overseas with a stomach full of heroin! Hugs... xFunlovingx making sure his dna didn't get out into the world? what a strange thing to do
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RogueGeek
14 years ago
Usually water. A shower is always nice - especially if the other person joins you in getting all wet and soapy ;) MS
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RHP User
14 years ago
Would that be a cuppa with that biscuit?x Hugs H
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RHP User
14 years ago
Acrobats, equipment, bikes and cleaning up the ceiling after! Seriously it just gets better and better! Obviously I am missing out. Quoting 'Aussie_beef' Lol Funloving...nah I am not a real fan of hanging out in the wet spot. That's why I have sex everywhere but the bed...so I can get into a nice dry bed. Lol Salina...lol...that's on a good night. It may involve some acrobatics and equipment but I am sure it could happen. Lol I have never given that much thought to after...hmmm, cuddles, talks, flash back to the good bits...then all the talk about the good bits gets me going again....Other times sleep and other times dress and get the hell out of there :P
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RHP User
14 years ago
If no one has to go to work or have any urgent thing to do, the best thing to do is to have a bit or water, or gatorade, have a nice shower together, and start allover again!!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Hesione' Would that be a cuppa with that biscuit?x Hugs H Milk and cookies would be a close second also because I'm a bit of a cookie monster.Nookie and Cookie go well together in my books.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I meant good coffee as opposed to 'could' coffee. I lose all my concentration when talking about cookie.
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RHP User
14 years ago
That's about the time the alarm goes off (again) and you really really have to get ready for work, yeah? And definitely pee!
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RHP User
14 years ago
maybe a shower....together.....a wine/scotch...... a half hour of small talk and some music.....and then its back for round two.... not always....but often enough.... especially if we are away from home...sometimes we'll go shopping for an hour or two, but keep the play going til we get home.....then its round two......lol..... or we'll have a matinee...Shel will go to work, and then when shes home and showered, we'll pick up where we left it 10 or 12 hours previously........
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RHP User
14 years ago
I normally get a hot steaming towel to clean him off. But if there's isn't any hot water available ... Ice cold towel would surely get him up.... not his Lelo but his legs to get him moving out of the door ... LOL!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Stagger to the fridge.....Get fresh glasses...Open another bottle......... !
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RHP User
14 years ago
Stagger to the fridge.....Get fresh glasses...Open another bottle......... !
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RHP User
14 years ago
...try and find the key to the handcuffs... : )
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RHP User
14 years ago
Definitely first thing is to take a pee....... guess everyone is different then Im up for round 2 or 3 or 4 whatever it happens to be
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RHP User
14 years ago
Oh Heavenly one,and would that then be a bickie to follow the next quickie? Love hurrying to that next bit,biting the end off,slurping up the coffeejust like sucking on a straw,slurp lick suck,my three favourite occupations ,taking care of Tim an'Tam xHugs H
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RHP User
14 years ago
Cuddle kiss then filp to the cool side of the pillow :-P
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RHP User
14 years ago
I assume farmboy ,the cool side is your side?x Hugs H....cool mints not bickies for afters
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T' Quoting 'xFunlovingx' I had sex with a guy....first thing he did after we finished was to take off the condom carefully so no sperm would get out....then he tied a knot on the top of it .... then he proceeded to swallow it! I wonder if he was in training to go overseas with a stomach full of heroin! Hugs... xFunlovingx making sure his dna didn't get out into the world? what a strange thing to do Perhaps taking any evidence with him?? I agree - a little bizarre!
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RHP User
14 years ago
I like to touch and be touched while the body is still tingling.
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RHP User
14 years ago
random topics, tangent links and foot in mouth disease..... ah sex!... the longer you go, the least likely you get yourself in such situations :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Hesione' Oh Heavenly one,and would that then be a bickie to follow the next quickie? Love hurrying to that next bit,biting the end off,slurping up the coffeejust like sucking on a straw,slurp lick suck,my three favourite occupations ,taking care of Tim an'Tam xHugs HThat was a very exciting paragraph to read, and now my Tim Tam is trembling with fear! If only I had a never ending pack.
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