M36
What do you ladies think about these little stories.
January 08 2013
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RHP User
13 years ago
That would be the same emails I get from every second guy on here! I usually don't get past the first line as I know where it is heading! You don't describe licking her pussy too much...guess you are a two lick licker? xFunlovingx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Lol....it's a nice advertisement though...don't you think?? Sorry Nathan, but it kinda bored me...too quick to get to her loins...Every man describes a woman's pussy as sweet. Why can't it be minty fresh?? :p
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RHP User
13 years ago
She stood facing the window in a downtown apartment. Her dress, softly hugging her body like a perfectly fitting glove. Her long dark hair flowing down over her shoulder. There's a dining table behind her perfectly set, her attention detail spans down to the folded napkins. The candles sit, waiting in anticipation. Footsteps are suddenly heard at her door, and she turns around calmly to see the door knob turn slowly. It opens slowly as if to encourage it to creek, and there standing in the doorway a man. His muscular physique hidden under his tailored suit. They move toward each other, and as he leans in to kiss her feminine lips, she whispers in his ear "you forgot the milk...again!!" Lol 😜
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RHP User
13 years ago
Shame on you...- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Nathan,sorry not anything new or different...if your friend enjoys them why not practice all those moves on her.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Not enough adjectives for me to paint a picture I'm afraid, but if you already have a captive audience, continue, and remember practise makes perfect, and if you want to see how NOT to write, read Fifty shades of grey... more cliches than you can poke a dick at... oh I mean stick.
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RHP User
13 years ago
"Ah my love, but I thought you said sylk, so I have ze condoms, ze vibrator and ze sylk lube, so lets get down to business" with a sweeping arm he shoves everything off the table and throws her down, lifts her skirts...
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RHP User
13 years ago
For me that is too tame... I like it to be more dirty and earthy. But I am not your audience though. It's a good start Nathan :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
If you want some ideas for good erotic literature have a read of Tobsha Learner (author).
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RHP User
13 years ago
Sorry saying its minty fresh is not a turn on. Lol. Well only if she is chewing on a minty that is. :P
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Saskia72' "Ah my love, but I thought you said sylk, so I have ze condoms, ze vibrator and ze sylk lube, so lets get down to business" with a sweeping arm he shoves everything off the table and throws her down, lifts her skirts... for GB to drive back to Melb from Newie to hear what comes next. lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
... to find a throbbing, wet, hard cock, *gasp* "I told you I had a big wet cock for you baby..." "I really must get my hearing checked I thought you said a big wet box!!!!" Lol ;)
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RHP User
13 years ago
no I think hewas really hungry for a big weet bix
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Zsuza69
13 years ago
If you want it minty fresh try putting a hot mint in your mouth just before going down to well kiss those lips. She will love it for a short while but too much mint might burn a little lol ( from experience) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
You are funny :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
As a master of erotica it may need a little bit of work Nathan...but if you enjoy it why not give it a try. I'm claiming to be good at it lol.....not the type to go on and on about what i can do to you...but i can massage the mind into a gooey piece of erupting vigor lol.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I dunno so much.....plenty of threads do suggest it though...😛 Just sayin....
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RHP User
13 years ago
You could describe your cock like this: as I slide my "hand primed, teary eyed, blue veined, purple headed, zipper splitting, kidney kicking, monster custard chucker - Kevin Bloody Wilson".....
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ok Nathan the truth is certain things work on certain people....when I write its often more effective if it includes definate things relating to that person ............I was thinking that you should take a look at the sex stories/erotica section a little light reading just might help...As the others said if it works for your friends then proceed but there is much to learn and tease.....so keep practising.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Freya I love it!!! Cavey are you taking the piss... You crack me up constantly. the king of wit and wisdom. :) Enigma does indeed have a way with words... We have corresponded, Very sensual and sexual ;) and I think I may be coined the Mistress of Erotica. I like to spin a hot, horny yarn or two. DG, Can't say I've had any of those invites, this morning on my return from a lovely couple of days at the beach I did get an invitation from a ten incher...
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RHP User
13 years ago
LOL, I have no goddamn idea, But it's not in my opinion something that I really need to know right off the bat. I'm more interested in the 6 foot piece of skin attached to the penis.
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RHP User
13 years ago
The fact there is no question mark after your title is a hint as to your writing prowess. Writing porn is super difficult if you are trying to appeal to a mass audience such as this! Try specialising lol! I love sex n I love porn but if I'm reading a good novel I skip the " perfect sex" dialogue. Sex is awkward and tentative for the most part until you click, then if both are unselfish lovers? Hold onto your seat!! Gods gift to humans! Unless someone qualified can correct me, the female human is the only female mammal that can orgasm? I don't have a problem with gods blueprint, Jesus what a package ;) Think he wasn't concentrating when he positioned the clittoris tho?!? Bit like giving a man a cock n putting his bell end in the small of his back? I just know this will cause a storm of controversy so I'd just like to add that I know where it is and how to pay it attention, I know that women have different types of orgasms etc etc. Hey girls... Love u as u are!!!! :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
If the piece of skin attached to the penis is six foot two does the extra two inches count towards the overall score? ;)
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On_Safari
13 years ago
We'd been chatting via a site for a week. Organised to meet for the very first time over lunch at a venue where I had some prior engagement with the Management. He offered to pick me up in his car and wait while I had my meeting. I was wearing a long tailored black skirt, blouse with a silver and black satin bodice, ruffled plunging neckline and belted under my bust. No panties as I'd told him I wouldn't be wearing any just to tease him a little. He seemed pleased when he picked me up, introduced myself, shook his hand (manly-like lol, no limp handshakes here). Lunch was given to us as a courtesy from the Chef, kudos to me already; lol he was impressed. Conversation flowed, much laughter and his constant sexy innuendo prior to our meeting was definately paying of in spades now. He was Italian, 49, nothing extraordinary overall but very charismatic and oozed confidence and sex appeal. His conversation was quick witted and suggestive, when we walked out to the carpark he took my hand, pulled me close and asked if he could kiss me. Hmmmm can feel my clit hardening even now remembering it, his tongue entering my mouth, the gentle probing. Oh to hell with it, I was going to fuck him, he wouldn't take no for an answer!!! I'd tried to cool his ardour over lunch laughingly without any success!!! I blew off my afternoon clients and decided to dodge work for the rest of the day! Yaaaay We drove for a little while and eventually I took over, he was new to town and the laughter and talk was distracting me from locating a suitable parking spot. I live a little out of town and there's a secluded creek. I took him out there, we parked and got out of the car. Took him creekside, made some idle chat then walked over and leaned on the car. He kissed me, hands roaming over my breasts and I could feel his cock straining to be free of his pants. I sat on the backseat of the car and set him free. I was surprised to find him completely sheathed. My second in 20 years. I slowly peeled back his cover and was aroused to see just how turned on he was. The pre-cum slowly running over my fingers as I began to suck him. Yum this was different. I sat there exploring his hard cock, his foreskin, pulling it up and sliding my tongue inside to his tip and sucking him gently. He was trying to gain access to my top and then looked around nervously. I assured him we were completely alone and wouldn't be discovered. He said he'd never had sex out of doors in broad daylight before. To reassure him I stood up, unbelted my blouse and took the top off over my head. I pushed the cups of my bra down to expose the round fullness of my now aching to be licked and bitten breasts. Lol any thoughts of being caught out doors seemed to quickly vanish with those movements. His hands were on me in an instant, quickly followed by a subtly demanding yet very satisfying mouth and tongue! Oh yes little italy you can have me.....mmmmm. His hands dropped lower and lifted my skirt, his appreciative groan when he discovered I definately didn't wear panties was music to my ears. He eased me down onto the backseat kissing me passionately as we went. I raised one leg and rested it behind the headrest on the back shelf, the other I wrapped around the drivers seat headrest, opening my legs wide as he finally began kissing me where I most definately wanted him to. It'd been so long since I'd had sex let alone been eaten. OMG he was good and thorough....Love looking down and seeing the top of a mans head between my thighs and knowing what he's doing down there......it didn't take long before I abandoned myself to the feeling of his gorgeous mouth, sucking and licking my clit. And his fingers, yummm!! When I came I let out a cry and rattled deliciously. He didn't come up for air and continued to see me through a few more body shudders then he was inside me. The backseat wasn't the most accomodating place but damn he felt good. I rolled over and we continued doggy style. Fuck yeah!! Fuck me babe, just fuck me!!! It wasn't long before he came too, both of us sweating and feeling like naughty teenagers. Hmmm I think that's the most unusual and best meet and greet I've ever had. Thanks babe, you were and still are well worth the effort. Written in honour of my Piccola Italia. Addio il mio amante.
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Cheekyarses
13 years ago
Sorry Nathan I must agree with freya n meeka.... Heard all of it before n gets very boring!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Quoting 'Saskia72' ... to find a throbbing, wet, hard cock, *gasp* "I told you I had a big wet cock for you baby..." "I really must get my hearing checked I thought you said a big wet box!!!!" Lol ;) Has anyone ever received a message saying "I have a small, thin, rather pathetic looking dick thats probably only useful as a shotglass swizzle stick....... waiting for you baby....." ? DG but if you want to show me your swizzle stick, i promise not to laugh just hope you do not have two green olives to go with that.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Nikholerse'If the piece of skin attached to the penis is six foot two does the extra two inches count towards the overall score? ;) It means your a total big dick. TR holds up the score card damit and I am a fat chick, for a second I thought I was in for a chance until I read your profile...bwaaaaaaaaaaah sniff sniff listen honey you cant have the big tits without the rest of the curves, , my body is " this goes with that at suzans."
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RHP User
13 years ago
He came through the door, eager as a seagull on a chip. In his haste he forgot the zimmer frame, as it caught the edge of the door. The force was so great his teeth flew out and caught his lover on the side of her head. She became dizzy as the missile force of the teeth, gave her a nasty gash, and not the dried up nasty gash your all thinking of ( perverts) ermm where was I Realising the zimer frame would not fit through the door, Frank daringly cast it a side and tried to rush towards TR as she started to crumple like a deck of cards onto the 1952 shag pile rug with the home brew stains on it. To late TR hit the floor, and Frank caught h is toe on the corner of the rug and fell face first in to the dried up gash of TR. With a cry of Surprise TR went to grab a handful of Franks hair, but came up with a fist full of rug. She she looked at the piece of fake hair, trying to work out if she had grabbed a dead possum when she had passed out on the floor. Her eyes cleared as she looked down at Franks shiny bald dome. Fuck, she yelled get out of there Frank, that place is dryer than the Arizona desert and hardly anyone ever goes there. Frank looked up and grinned, cause he had dementia and could not figure out where the fuck he was. TR slapped his head, and said Frank you stupid fuck , its not beef jerky for heavens sake, thank god your fucking teeth fell out. Aint love grand TR the writer of writing under the no de plume of Ima Vergina
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ouch! Lol. You always this charming? Pretty heavy response to a light hearted comment? Hold up all the score cards you want but I doubt I'll see you holding up a card with a number on it in a boxing ring, they tend to choose ladies that are, ehhm, a little more svelte. Wonder why that is? Ding ding, round two ;) Look forward to another well rounded intelligent rejoiner! ;)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ehhh 50 shades with the censor on. That is just the a typical erotic novel from about the 1970 onwards. Bring some fast paced, hard hitting action to enthrall the readers before all the passion comes. Mix up a Rocco siffredi script, some 50 shades dominance and all that slow steamy passion. Hmm getting ideas already.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Nickholearse I will bite.I went back through this thread and all the comments by lahdees fat or not so fat,were mostly encouraging and honest. And here is a clue if ya wanna get laid on here,skinny chicks can read too.Now bend over while I spank youFreya apprentice bell ringer to ol' Quasi.
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RHP User
13 years ago
On a positive note: You're sticking with the tense you've chosen throughout every story. Changing the tense with every sentence is something that turns me off instantly when reading erotic fiction on here. Simple present? Past perfect progressive? Pick a tense and stick with it.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Dont make me come over and ring your bell! I can always sit on ya face and smother you to death, us fatties are good at that. the cops will say its a fucking mystery to me but his last meal must have been fish of some kind
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RHP User
13 years ago
sit on his face TR ,may I have the rest of him the wicked witch of the west,and the wicked witch of the rest .
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RHP User
13 years ago
Number one, seen your pic, u far from fat, two , love a girl with a sense of humour, number three I find most fish bland so I normally order steak, love strong tasting fish like tuna n kippers! Hope all your orgasms are multiple!! If u do come n ring my bell can u wear the same dress?! Freya13 scares the crap out of me.... In a good way lol . BTW, all guys out there, if you around a new girlfriends house and anal is on the cards? Dim lighting? Didn't bring any lube? Vaseline jars and vapour rub jars EXACTLY the same!! Errrrr no its not the size of your manhood that's the problem!!!! I still have the black eye three weeks later n I think she is still in the shower :(((( Share your sexual failures? Love to hear lol
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madotara69
13 years ago
You pay for the taxi honey, and i will lick your pussy all night, then root you till mid afternoon. That will leave you with enough time to get to the shops, so we can have a bbq in the arvo.Your friend may come straight over, and no more feeling bored. Then whisper the sweet ones while she is hearing them. It all boils down to the feelings of Equilibrium.Keep up the good work, you are on the right track.Mado
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RHP User
13 years ago
To be honest I think your punctuation may be letting you down a little, as is your eagerness to get to the moment of penetration. I suspect if you think back to the most intense nights you have ever had there has always been an element of anticipation, a heightening of the senses which caused you pulse to race and your heart to hammer, this moment cannot be recreated if you browse through the subtle moments, they are as important as the last. If I may have a go at number 1?, I will assume some artistic license. Forgive any spelling mistakes, missed commas, or typos that may ensue but I thought I'd give it a go before I wander off to bed."The restaurant is emptying and instead of heading downtown we find ourselves making up the silliest reasons not to meet up with our friends and elect to head home instead, I have been aching to touch you all night and as I hail a taxi you clutch to my free arm and suggest I stay the night, I linger a little trying to suppress my smile the wine has caused you to be a little more forward than you would normally have been and I like it, tugging at me for a response I turn to you so our eyes meet, with our gazes fixed on each other time stops for a second, I nod acceptance and you smile, your intentions are clear and I feel the same way. An eternity seems to pass waiting for someone to stop, eventually a Samaritan comes to our aid under the guise of a lit taxi sign and we find ourselves sat behind a total stranger who seems engrossed in a late night radio show, we speed through darkened streets, ignoring our driver we kiss for the first time, your lips are soft and the moment lingers, I close my eyes and open my mouth a little, you follow my lead and now our tongues find each other, I want to be closer to you and our bodies edge forwards showing a yearning to disregard the clothing that is stopping our skin from touching.The anticipation is spiraling as I pay the driver, I pull out a note that more than covers the fare and the stranger slowly fumbles through his wallet, time itself seems to be conspiring against us and I abandon my change by offering it as a tip, the driver casts a knowing smile, surely he hadn't been dragging his heels on purpose?. I can feel you behind me, loitering eagerly, pulling your keys from your bag we head for the door which crashes open as we finally push through, almost rolling sideways as our mouths meet, our kiss is deep and urgent."
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RHP User
13 years ago
Instead of 1,2 and 3 why not stick with 1 and notice your surroundings more, acknowledge the pauses and allow the reader time to breath and acknowledge the sensations you yourself feel, there's plenty of guys writing about fucking girls against wheelie bins in the back of picture magazine, no need to be one of them.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Love it..... And it was soy you forgot....but I can take it black.
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RHP User
13 years ago
You are so far away.....
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RHP User
13 years ago
The more the talk, the less the action!!
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madotara69
13 years ago
I rest the tip of my finger to the underside of her clitoris, gently applying little pulses of pressure.Little quivers begin to lengthen, as she moans along with them.soon she is writhing with passion and can not lay still.I do nothing but hold my finger on the button, while enjoying her orgasms with her until she has had them all.Mado
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RHP User
13 years ago
We meet down the beach,as i grab my rod and pass it to her.I pull out my prawn and bait her hook with a slight gasp,as she casts my rod in the deep.It drifts down to the bottom of the wet depths.The float starts to bob up and down as i tell her to yank my rod with a firm grip.The float goes down into the wet depths,as she pulls the line tight.Our eyes meet ,as she is reeling my rod in.The look of pain on her face ,as she yanks my rod from side to side.Her tiny hands make my rod look massive.My reel Buzzes with passion ,as she continues to pull on my rod."Keep going" i yell,as i point with excitement."Its coming, harder and faster" i call.Before i know it she is covered in slime from the massive monster."Well done" i say ,as people start to look at our hard work.I tell her we should clean my Rod and go now.Any good?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'bodybutter' The more the talk, the less the action!!You can't knock the fella for getting his girl excited, it's better to encourage an interest than shoot it down to the ground!, he's on the right track!.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'kizza1973' We meet down the beach,as i grab my rod and pass it to her.I pull out my prawn and bait her hook with a slight gasp,as she casts my rod in the deep.It drifts down to the bottom of the wet depths.The float starts to bob up and down as i tell her to yank my rod with a firm grip.The float goes down into the wet depths,as she pulls the line tight.Our eyes meet ,as she is reeling my rod in.The look of pain on her face ,as she yanks my rod from side to side.Her tiny hands make my rod look massive.My reel Buzzes with passion ,as she continues to pull on my rod."Keep going" i yell,as i point with excitement."Its coming, harder and faster" i call.Before i know it she is covered in slime from the massive monster."Well done" i say ,as people start to look at our hard work.I tell her we should clean my Rod and go now.Any good? Tight lines brother, tight lines!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Yibbidi yibidda folks nothing like catch and release Just having a laugh OP all in the name of fun
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