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What do you say in the morning?

July 17 2012

The zodiac says .... * Aries: Oh, I was good!!!Wasn’t I? * Taurus: Do we have to do different positions all the time? I * need to hide that damn Kama Sutra book! * Gemini: It was good! Let’s do it again! Just give me a moment to call my mom to whine about the fact you didn’t bring me any flowers! * Cancer: Sorry I’m crying. Its not you, it’s just me. You’re still gonna marry me, right? * Leo: You’re welcome! * Virgo: Let’s do it one more time before I make the bed! (also thinks: ) If I ask you to meet me on Tuesday at 9.00, is it ok with you* Libra: Did I satisfy you? Was I good enough?* Scorpio: Let me untie you! * Sagittarius: Don’t call me! I’ll call you… what was your name again? * Capricorn: Next time we‘ll turn off the lights, and I‘ll be on top! And, by the way, can you lend me your credit card?* Aquarius: Have some more time? I just came up with a new position I think we must try! * Pisces: If you liked it, I liked it! But really, what do you good people of RHP say after the "good deed' is done ???

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Scorpio sounds about right.... if only the women i meet would let me tie them up.but honestly, usually nothing. i'm a listener/observer more than talker.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    MrsTri: Hmm, so dreams don't come true.MrTri: What's for brekky?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Thank you....I am a Sagg afterall.....x Hugs H

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    "Dont touch me, I'm trying to sleep!!!" and Mr Waterbabes grunts and gets out of bed for an early surf....XXX

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    But from that list I will now consider myself a Sag bwahahahaha! Hugs...xFunlovingx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ;) (always figured I was a lousy cancerian)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Oh please, I never fish for feedback. Compliments are always freely given ;)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    "What football team did ya all say you played for Boys? "

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    You're welcome sounds about right to me. Usually though it is a "Good morning. Do you want coffee?"

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    But I would probably roll over, look her in the eyes and sat "God I hope one of us was drunk last night"

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I rarely let guest stay the night. A true Sagittarius it seems ;)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    "Pull my finger."

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I'm Libra which is about right, only I don't say it out loud....lol

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Yes please Handmaiden.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I gotta start looking out for more Aquarians :D

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    "Hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave." Yeah, yeah..... I know..

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    ;) i think i need to find myself a scorpio!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'ApolloThirteen'"Hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave." Yeah, yeah..... I know.. or, no need to get up and walk me out, i know/can find my way out.   i am a gemini, yet have never felt the need to call my mother after sex. mind you, i have assumed the foetal position in the corner, sucking on my thump and whimpering out "mummy". oh these repressed memories coming out. haha   maybe i am a true gemini.   ps. best forum topic in a long while

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Sorry Officer

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    "You're a good root hey!!!" Kiss him on the cheek, "of course I'll call you again"Slam the door once he's through it....Cancerian Anna

  • Zsuza69

    Zsuza69

    13 years ago

    Would you like bacon and eggs in bed? or sausage and meatballs? lol

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    "wake up you horny delightful devil, now where were we?" followed by "aarrgghhhh.....thank you , would you like to soak in a nice warm spa until you can walk again" .... lol   SFxx

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Nights are rare and saved for the well acquainted ones that I remember the names of lol :) It seems not much is said- It is a look, perhaps a "Hi" with a smile and then....Cass xxx

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    What to say in the morning ...... ummm does it count if it started and ended early in the morning? ie before dawn?     Did you have fun? I had fun .....

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Sooo...do you cum here often?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Ahhh the Aquarius..... - sounds about right.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Haha!....I'm into astrology, and we have three dominant signs that rule our personality....so according to the stars I'd be saying...."You're welcome. It was good, let's do it again!!  but then you'll  just have to give me a moment so I can call my mum and whine how you never bought me flowers, then I might come untie you." ...though I could  be asking to be untied, depending on my mood.  Can't find any cancer in my chart ... Hmmm weird  ... Posted this comment in wrong topic pffffft - there are two sides I suppose to the intelligent witty Gemini

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    love it !!! I am a gemini but piscis for me this time .....

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    if he has being lucky enough to sleep in my bed...... coffee please !!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    and will admit to the odd forgotten name in the past...   But I think I want a threesome with a Leo and a Scorpio...although have had lots of fun with Librans in the past...they do aim to please - and please - and please...

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    DO NOT seek others approval .... MORE LIKE' would you like bacon with your eggs ? I have a big day planned...

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Didnt get the memo about sleep overs. In two years of play have had about 6 overnighters , which means they are sweethearts that I can say anything too;) "you're not going anywhere, I'm not finished with you yet". Is my favourite;). ..followed by "room service?". Piscean , but clearly my stars are a little muddled :) Minxy x

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    one more time? lol

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    (a firm shove with the foot until I hear a thud)"No, I didn't""Really, oh sorry, I thought you did"...."seeing as you're out of bed (flutters eyelashes) skinny latte?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    .... I need a pee first

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    You can go if you want to, unless you're a Virgo too. I just am so amused with this thread.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Morning? Oh honey, my playfriends are out the door once I'm done. If there were many many orgasms he/she can leave a number, but no need for me to give mine.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I usually wake up to...   Ooooohhhh,, faaaaarkkkkkkk yeees baaaabyyy.....don't you farrrrking stop!!!   My man's a true Scorpion,, he doesn't ask me in the morning, he takes me. The feeling between dream and reality...mmmmmmm..mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmmm   But this has made me wonder........Is there any other woman out there that wake up to there man "eating breakfast in bed".....how damn good is it girls...   (Mrs)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Thanks for The Topic:) mmmWell I'm on a Pisces Aquarius cusp..So I do tend to want to try another Position have that Sexual Intimacy and Pillow talk continue our Connection . I enjoy our Time together I know My Partners.do too It never comes up..We just know.. Enjoy Cheers Lu :)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    " shshsh, oh yes, nice, giggle oh yes, mmmmmmm, damn your good Ooohhhh !"

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    We don't say much...we let our hands, tongues and lips please us.. He's a Taurus and loves a variety of pozzies in the morning. She's a Capricorn and loves being on top..

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    firstly what a great topic!Mostly accurate..If your lucky enough that i want to wake up to you its probably because you've promised me morning sex... ;) I may Remember your name if you bring me coffee.. and ill probable expect more sex after that haha P.s Holla Scorpios I'm over here with my Japanese silk rope...

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I always do breaky love it AND CHAT shit we don't treat others as some kind of freak SHIT WE HAD AWESOME SEX LAST NIGHT

  • WHY_NOT_LOOK

    WHY_NOT_LOOK

    13 years ago

    Im a true scorpian... ill tie you up cause once ive got you i cant stop playing with you Quoting 'xxfriskycplxx' I usually wake up to...   Ooooohhhh,, faaaaarkkkkkkk yeees baaaabyyy.....don't you farrrrking stop!!!   My man's a true Scorpion,, he doesn't ask me in the morning, he takes me. The feeling between dream and reality...mmmmmmm..mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmmm   But this has made me wonder........Is there any other woman out there that wake up to there man "eating breakfast in bed".....how damn good is it girls...   (Mrs)Oh i loved waking up to that.... now im single its just me and my pillow im missing it sssooooo bad lucky lady you are

  • WHY_NOT_LOOK

    WHY_NOT_LOOK

    13 years ago

    Im a true scorpian... ill tie you up cause once ive got you i cant stop playing with you Quoting 'xxfriskycplxx' I usually wake up to...   Ooooohhhh,, faaaaarkkkkkkk yeees baaaabyyy.....don't you farrrrking stop!!!   My man's a true Scorpion,, he doesn't ask me in the morning, he takes me. The feeling between dream and reality...mmmmmmm..mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmmm   But this has made me wonder........Is there any other woman out there that wake up to there man "eating breakfast in bed".....how damn good is it girls...   (Mrs)Oh i loved waking up to that.... now im single its just me and my pillow im missing it sssooooo bad lucky lady you are

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I like to wake her in the morning with my head b/ween her legs. BUT, i didn't meet her that night before.over confident, shallow and self absorbed women ive found are ordinary anyway!No need to remember their name, they never forget mine.Im a sagitarian.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'WAusMan' Scorpio sounds about right.... if only the women i meet would let me tie them up.but honestly, usually nothing. i'm a listener/observer more than talker. I liked to be tied up but so many puppies ~sigh~

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Go get clean so I can make you dirty again.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Sag:) Those early morning coffee shops are a god send.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    hmmm good morning u have had a hour break now lets have a nice morning wake me up fuk r u ready

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Gemini...Always want everything on the menu More importantly...I am a morning girl!!!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Never met an Aries that sought approval lol... they usually get up and and slowly bend over to put on their undies so the one still lying in bed can check them out one last time before they turn their back and pffff... gone!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    "Shit! How much did I drink last night? ...You are a shiela,...right?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    akways have trouble with the name thing

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'MissRoxy'firstly what a great topic! Mostly accurate..If your lucky enough that i want to wake up to you its probably because you've promised me morning sex... ;) I may Remember your name if you bring me coffee.. and ill probable expect more sex after that haha P.s Holla Scorpios I'm over here with my Japanese silk rope... As a Libran, I think I think I must have been with a few Sagittarians and I thought I must have been no good ;)   I agree I'm eager to please but I usually know the answer to those questions without asking. I'll get the coffee if you bring the bacon and eggs.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I always untie them the night before.......

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Aries: coffee?Leo: Let me make itAries: (an hour later) coffee?Leo: did we just do that? did we really just do that? Aries: mmmm yes , very pleasantLeo: it was good wasn't it? I can't believe we just did that . . .

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Haha, Don't believe everything you read..It can be far from the truth..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    something like 'good morning beautiful' is usually the first thing i say.....