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What's in your bedside drawer?

September 23 2009

I was just checking out my bedside cup'd.... here's the contents: 8 porn mags ~ slightly soiled   1x 10" vibrating jelly dong - vibrate function no longer in working.. but still used regularly.   1x 8" Pearl vibrator with clit tickler - clit tickler torn. Havent used it in a while.   1x 3" vibrating bullet ~ battery's flat.. excellent when working... but it takes those little hearing aid batterys so I havent replaced them yet.   1x 6" hard plastic vibrator ~ works fine. Takes two "C" cell batteries and packs a wallop.   1x cockring.   1x KY gel   1x Warming gel   1x pajama pants ~ in there to put over the top of that other stuff.   ANYWAY.... I Was thinking... there's all this stuff in there mostly for working over my missus but not much at all targeting my pleasure.... so I'm looking at a "Fleshlight Vibro" with "touch" texture......   I think I'll need a bigger drawer. :P   What's in yours?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    well, my top drawer has socks my second drawer has undies my third drawer has pantyhose   but underneath the drawer set I have a plastic zip bag and it contains 5 vibes of various size and one with a clit tickler (i actually don't use this one), a strap-on, candles, lighter, tethers and blindfold, rubbers, lube, batteries, benwah balls, an egg and a butterfly thingy...hmmm..massage oil and toy cleaners.   that's about it i think...   mrs

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    hhehe... a plastic zip bag under the drawer set. NOt a bad idea.....  I've been busy checking out Fleshlights.... and well.. I ordered one. OMFG.. Here's the decription:   Fleshlight® and today's hottest adult internet star, Raven Riley, are pleased to offer the Raven Riley Fleshlight®. Each Fleshlight® Masturbation Sleeve is molded from Raven's actual vagina and features one of our customers' favorite textures - the Lotus.   Whoa.   If it's even half decent... I'm going to buy the whole collection and use them on me mates! Lolz...   HUgs Gazza

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Wow... Never done inventory before.... but I see a theme emerging LOL... oh dear :P   corsets and garter belts   various blindfolds... one inscribed with "treat me like the whore that I am" LOL   tethers & other tying up thingys   3 pairs handcuffs (hmmm.. how did THAT happen?)   votive candles   massage oil   silver bullet   double strand beaded tweezer clamps (so pretty)   riding crop   blue jelly anal beads   very well thumbed copy of L'Histoire d'O

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    top drawer has my girls fav vibe, a swag of condoms, couple a pairs of handcuffs other various cheepo toys, lube then its boxas in drawer two and socks in drawer three

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    1x 8 inch jelly vibrator 6inch(insertable), vibration not working, but still regularly used. 1x 6 inch vibrator, waterproof so it still vibrates ;) haha! Usually use this on my clit along with the other on the inside as it has amazing vibrations!! 2x Sex card games 1x sex game 1x sex games book 1x kama sutra book 1x pink fluffy hand cuffs 1x chocolate body topping 1x lubricant 1x butt plug (might have thrown it out, need to replace with better one!!) 1x packet of condoms that are never used. and I think that does it for my bedside draw :) Will need to replace it with a bigger draw once I get a job and go shopping ;D

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Everytime we reach over for the contents of the top drawer, there is always the clanking of glass and a ball of tangled wires. Time to clean up so we now have; - 2 glass dildo's, one for her and one for him (but we interchange lol) - a vibe with pearls and clit tickler that is sooo noisy that you think a lawnmower is trying to get your pubes - Roger Rabbit (bullet with vibrating ears) great for a good 'roggering' - Silicone lube. tw0 drops last you a whole night. - A few porn movies - condoms - a pencil vibe - small in size, but huge vibration. great for quickies - a butt plug - rope - spare batteries of all sorts

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    6 pairs of glass, 4 knives, business cards, digital audio recorder, tape recorder, 1 bracelet, 1 necklaceBut what's under your bed

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Shit gaz, you've done it now.......Photo of a cheese platter.Bernard Fanning CD (best place for it really!)Piping bagReaders Digest (Feb 04)Party invite pad (From Mr's 21st!!!)Farthers day cardPayslip (sept 05!)Mini book on Jet fightersWedding invite - RSVP - 1st Sept, 04.Keycard expired 10/07Nokia 3210 playboy phone coverFood Buzzer from the Umina Leagues club (#30)Floppy disk (a what?)Fishing lure from the Daily Telegraph (SCORE!!!!!!! - Thanks Gaz)2x Sharp GX30i phones - both stuffed.'06 mini DiaryA billion pensPentax film cameraclothes pegold walletToyota supra matchbox carHorn from a 1085 4runner"Special" badge from a 64 EH holden6mm socketpassport photosPoster of a Shark2 Fishing magazinesMedal from mr's soccer days (under 8's)100% Hits volume 13 CASSETTE TAPEHairclipZip tiefilm cannisters with unused filmnew battery terminalsWork phone that went through the washing machine... and is miraculously working again!Alex Lloyd EXCLUSIVE CD featuring the new single 'Coming home'FMC Chemical product rate calculator.....oh, and a glass dildo and lots of condoms....You were specifically talking about the top drawer, weren't you?Another piping bag!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    condoms                      wrappers                      moisturiseranti dstallyho papersfilterslolly wrappers7" vibe/rabbitearringshair pinslubesome miscellaneous usb cordthe 'pill' not usedand probably one of the kids toys

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    You just listed the entire contents of my KITCHEN drawers! I need to spring clean! lol Or maybe I'll just give up and head back to my bedroom... that sounds better! :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Including the glass dildo? We'll come over and cook you dinner then

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    We have things hidden in several drawers, away from children (have you ever been sitting in the kitchen eating breakfast when a small child emerges from your bedroom with a vibrator that they have turned on ??). My bedside top drawer has a small vibe and some glow in the dark sex dice and glow in the dark lube. His top bedside drawer has all the spare batteries for all the toys. My dresser top drawer has flavoured condoms (for playdates), more sex dice and warming gel. Top of the wardrobe (his side) has all the porn movies, my side has all the toys, handcuffs, cock rings, blindfolds etc. My girlfriend has strict instructions to remove and destroy all contents if we are killed in a car accident !!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Wonders where that Glass Dildo came from......

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hehe Hotozcouple! Yours sounds more like what you'd fond down the back of an old lounge.... Hehe. Who has cassette tapes? I mean, I grew up with them but you guys are 80's babies.... what are you doing with cassettes? Hugs Gaz

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'HotOzCouple_cc' Toyota supra matchbox car surely that deserves to be shown off proudly, what're you hiding it in a drawer for? (is it a MkIII? :p )anyway:ropeleather ankle and wrist cuffsfew metal handcuffsluberats nest of wires to various vibrating eggsrabbit with pearlsrabbit style vibe with egg in the tip as wellremote control wireless eggcock ringsplug

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Dictionary... surprise! lololBibleReaders DigestMagazinesBookPens Pencils Paper 2x EraserRulerSticky tapeScissors2x CalculatorsTape measure3x Magnifying glasses of various typesReading glassesVaseline... for lips ;-)TweezersNail clippers Nail FileHankiesMr P's drawer has all the interesting stuff heheheHugsMrs PPS: heard a topic on the car radio yesterday (just before car broke down)  asking bout what we keep in our 3rd drawer down in the kitchen lolol...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I don't have bedside drawers yet..I going to cry now with all the fun tuff you lot have got in your drawers..I am still slowly gathering furniture after moving back to Australia...awwwwww..I wonder if Santa might buy me some..LOL..   I been a really good girl Santa!!!!

  • Ringleader

    Ringleader

    16 years ago

    Lint

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Nice fun post Gazza..   Well I'll start with the left set hey..   First drawer is close to over flowing and has fave toys, lube n condoms.. Second has Glass n Pyrex toys, more lube and massage oils.. Third... Well that's for the stranger stuff like cuffs, collars, whips, butt plugs and the trusty colt pump n nipple/clit cups, and my sportsheets dildo/dong pads.. Yep I have the matching pillow cases.. hehe   The right set has lube, condoms n fave undies in the first and then more undies, bras n leg wear in the other two..   Pixie xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    OK....i dont have drawers...but have two matching bedside cupboards.One contains my Chrissie doll and her spare clothes. lolThe other is my toy cupboard....and it contains...my 18" red jelly double ender...aka...Big Red...my amazing Fanny Hill vibrating and inflatable butt plug...6" hard plastic ribbed vibe...hand cuffs short...hand cuffs long...anal douche...wet stuff lube...assorted condoms...various old ClubGallery catalogues...old porn vids...towels (actually..they are old cloth nappies...but they do the same job)...long plastic jug (to fill with warm water and soak my toys in..they are soo much better warmed up!)and i think thats about it!more to be added soon....wanna go on a shopping spree!!!Just my opinion...BJxxxOh..and HotOzCouple...can i have the EH badge?? pleaseeee??? that is like my DREAM CAR!!!white wagon...red leatherette interior...white wall tyres....venetians in the back...sigh.(btw...im joking...unless you wanna give it to me...lol!)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Well.....2x massage oils1x pair of massage walkers1x cock ring1x vibrating cock ring1x vibrating butt plug1x 8" vibrator1x 9" dildo1x 5" ribbed butt plug1x hand cuffs1x blindfold3x different lubes2x sex rope ( one 6m long, one 4m long, she loves being tied up )3x packets of condoms 1x paddle1x whipChrist! the draw is overflowing like Pixies is....

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    black beanie bikinis strap on(strappy)with assorted attachments lube feather tickler fluffy hand cuffs blind fold stockings purse size vibe butt bugs black leather corset 18" double ender(the punisher) cock ring condoms bras g strings school girl tie surf board wax cricket box batteries vibe with clit tickler butterfly tickler clit clamp nipple clamps

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    Hugh hefner auto biography...unread   Carma sultra guide...unread....couple of pages nailed....ummn i mean  stuck together   Box of 3" nails   can of mr sheen   10 metres abb sailing rope   cable ties   silicone lube   Greenpeace key ring   smacky thing   another smacky thing   julie andrews poster.....and lyrics to the sound of music   blow up julie andrews doll......   puncture repair kit   Box of medium......I mean xxxlarge condoms   another smacky thing   Naughty dice   Maralyn munroe wig   maralyn manson wig   How to make friends and influence people book....unread   polarid camera....for that nasty old fassioned photo look !   hammer

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'tamworthguy38'can of mr sheen good for polishing wood?Do you have a julie andrews CD to make the doll 'sing'? and if so, what song?What is it a spoonful of that helps her medicine go down? (and have you ever pretended to be Dick Van Dyke?)sorry, that answer just got me thinking :)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    LOL@Tammy. Hey mate... What wouldn't I do for a look in some of my peeps drawers :p   All you guys are way more adventurous than me..... wot with all the spanky things, hand cuffs and wot not.. hehe.   Hugs Gazza

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Santa better buy me my side drawers!! ....Gwwaadd.,...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Hehe, my drawers are downright boring!!!

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    Gaz.... ya wanna get wear some stickings on our heads one day.....break into their houses and go through their stuff, Just for fun ?   Missy....I'm waiting to hear whats in yours....apart from that book...lol ?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Why yes Tammy, I'd love to stuff my head inside a pair of ladies stockings and rifle through my peeps underwear drawers.. lolz. Whatever made you think of such a thing? hehe..... I tell you what, I'll wear the spiderman outfit.. and you can be Batman OK.... we'll share the cape if you don't mind? I mean, spiderman should have had a cape, right? At least something a little swishy besides a sexy butt! :p   *rushes off to buy a weekend flight to Italy*   Hugs Gazza

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    Gaz......Ok i will get the gps out !......Do you think we need a youthfull Ward ?....Sweetpettite would be about th right size.....and I know she has a thing for masked guys and all.......mmmmm I wonder   Yes Gaz....Spiderman should have a Swooshy Cape.....to go with the lycra body suit !

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Rrrrreeeeeeeow.. sweet petite as the youthful ward... the three masked amigos eh?...... well, I'm thinking I wanna be Zorro now if you're going to have such a sexy sidekick... then at least I'll have a large black stallion. :p   Hugs Gaz

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    LOL....OK....But I am only wearing the mask, cape and boots....Nothing else!! If you don't like that..Then I aint playing with ya's to sneek into everyones houses and looking through their bedside drawers....   Pmsl  stallions....Big black horse...Gaz ya nasty!..LOL

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    POOOWWWWWW........SMAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKK........WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM...........   yeah gaz......And you would get one of those...Swooshy undressy swordy thingies too.....Awsome....!!!   Do we have to talk with bad mexican accents ?   Me......I could give sweety......leg ups......for the tall buildings .......And that sideways walking up buildings.....cool !!!!   Tripple sadle horsie riding !!!!!   Zammmmmm....tam

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    LOL......Hi mate ....Have i finally found my soulmate in you, ? someone that understands about how julie and I feel about eachother......Mmmm well mainly me.....but I'm sure she will when she replies to my 304 letters I sen to her !   Yes The mr sheen....its for the 7" hand carved Tazzy oak julie doll with no arms.....I feel so dirty telling you that !   I usually prefer the song star version for sing allongs, over the cd....i arrange the pillows on the bed cover'd with a sheet over them to sing allong with " the hills are alive"......But sometimes Gaz joins me in a duette with " how do solve a problem like maria" But we change maria to " sophia "...Refer. Forum!..Kinky stories step right up for that....!   And yes i have pretended to be Dick Van Dyke....but not in that order....Dyke Van Dick......for  copyright reasons .You know what those Dykes are like !

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    The reason I didn't answer was because I don't have bedside drawers, however I could tell ya what is on top of the bedside tables.   Lamps with colour changing globes. Massage Oil Sport liniment  < Flavoured lubes A diary Some journals 1 box (gross) of condoms lol..wishful thinking huh hehe a fluffy tickle fingy oooo my love glove <<< u guys would love that..its a vibrating glove Mask Glass Dildo perhaps two and then there is my norty bag that is on the floor next to it which contains Handcuffs Japanese candles various buzzy fingies vibrating cock ring vibrating butt plug sachets of various kinds of lubes probably another glass dildo choccie fudge sauce finkies that is it.   Now if ya had asked what was in the playroom I would be here for hours lol.   Kisses on ya yummy bitz   xxMiss Honeyxx <<

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    okie dokey.... heres the contents of my bedside drawers....on top of draw.... neatly folded towelstop draw...knickersbraspink lipstick vibebullets of various calibres (22. 222. 223. 270, shotgun mostly)stanley knifecotton ballspegstiger balmlube in nicely insertable shaped bottlebatteriesDVD "tranny pep rally"emergency choccie stashusually my internet plug in thing (oh i know, im soooo technically minded)usually at least one mobile phonesecond drawersocksmore brastoy bag containing....2x 10metre lengths japanese bondage rope (purple)breathable ball gagleather slave spankerpink studded collarmore lubeassortment of condomsalcohol swabsstrapon butterflyduo ballsanal beadsblindfoldnippie clampscandlesmatchesthats all i could fit in that bag, and very suprised it fits in drawthe rest is in a box under the bed lols, and another box in the bottom of the wardrobe bwahahaha!anyone suprised?????

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    lmfao... stay away from my genitals with that tiger balm Jemma, ya kinky bugga!   hehe Hugs Gazza

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I have:   Nipple Clamps Candles Blindfold Massage oil Handcuffs Lube A small whip Feathers Strap on Rope Satin sash Tape (like gaffa tape) Double ender (dildo one end and anal beads the other with bullet in the middle A little purse sized vibe Buzzy....has little interchangeble heads with different textures Pegs :P   Um, I think that is about it really.....a lip gloss, and other bits and bobs.Looks like my list is pretty standard really. How dull of me!   xx Sal

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    aww mikle.. you have love letters in your drawer.. thats TOOO sweet!!! unfortunately miss jemma doesnt have any love letters in her drawers coz no one has EVER written me one!!!! (excluding rhp msgs). romance is a bit of a foreign thing for me.... who knows maybe one day ill find someone who will give me my first hand written love letter, my first bunch of flowers and my first dinner date (thats NOT at a fast food place LOL). awwww, now im gettin all soppy!!! hehehehelove jemma

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Mickle.. you soft bastard. No wayt a minute!... your just pulling one of your sexy as fuk moves you smooth bugga. I'm ratting you out, mate. lolz. GAz

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    i think i must be pretty gullible LOL... it worked on me LOL

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    wet suff lube one out of date condom jelly anal beads 8inch perl rabbit 7 inch silver bullet with three attachments solid 9 inch dildo hand cuffs clit buzzer beads two massive anal beads anti bacterial toy cleaner 5 million worn out C batties 9 porno DVD's picture mag the lady is in and what looks like a money shot that ended up on the wall of the draw hahahaha   x

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Gaz I read this and had to go look.All I found was 16 boxers.2 hankies(slightly soiled) 24 Sildenafil Citrate tabs 100mg(good for 4hrs on the trot),20x20mg Tadalafill tabs (good for those nights on the piss they keep u coming back up in no time for 24hrs) and then I remember I got the whole lot from out of Canada for$65.What a bargain.Mind you being a single father and all I,ve only used 1 of each.Bummer.But for all you people out there into that stuff careful,or youll stroke out.Cheers