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Whats more painful, getting kicked in the nuts or child birth?
September 29 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
Mr.Funky , I think you've just put your Nuts in a vice ... ;) GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile
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wingman2014
12 years ago
You better put your cricket box on nice and comfy cos I think you're going to cop a few kicks in the cods. I can hear the girls lacing up the boots already 💣- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Being pregnant is so much more than giving birth! Having a baby grow inside your body, move, kick and be part of you......I suppose it a whole experience.......I used to think Oh why would you do it again. There is a fear in the months following birth when all memories of pain havent yet faded.Apparently we seem to let go of that fear and forget until D day....some women dull it all with pain killers and gas. I had both of mine drug free......foolish but I survived.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I think if we tie you down and repeatedly kick you in the nuts at 5 minute intervals for 24 hours. Then you can make an informed comment.
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RHP User
12 years ago
this is just codswallop,oooh la la...the kick in the gonads is just short term pain with no gain,the giving birth is sometimes twelve plus hours of pain,ie longggggg time.and of course with a beautiful result at the end.That is pain with gain
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RHP User
12 years ago
I turn my back for 5mins.... lol Ladies, my husband's sense of humour at times tends to the more 'obtuse'. He had posted this comment in an attempt to cast a line & see what bites he would get, - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Ladies, my husband's sense of humour tends to be towards the obtuse at times. In this thread, he posted that comment to cast a line & to sit back & see what bites he would get. I did say obtuse :) Mr Funky has 3 children with his ex wife & has always been a supporter of mothers & females in general. He knows full well what a woman goes through when pregnant & during childbirth. Meeka, what you have suggested, I think would give Mr Funky a kinky thrill rather than what you had hoped it would achieve lol Mr Funky my darling, please play nice ;) Mrs Funky- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
If men had baby's instead of women by the time they went to the pub and exaggerated the pain no one would have any and we would become extinct but I bet they would learn to carry condoms and lose the excuses about using them lol- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
It has nothing to do with being able to compare childbirth with a kick in the nuts. Actually, scientists, medical researchers have all ready determined that giving birth is THE most painful. Personally I think it has to do with the pussy factor.... MEN ARE ONE! Face it guys.. When it comes to pain, you are just wimps!- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' I think if we tie you down and repeatedly kick you in the nuts at 5 minute intervals for 24 hours. Then you can make an informed comment. 5 minute intervals???? I don't think so!! lets say kicking continuously for 90 secs, with a one minute breather for 24 hours, followed by strange hands reaching inside his anus-2 at a time- pulling a watermelon out....then you'd be getting close...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Trust me......the ONLY reason we go back is because the reward of that beautiful perfect little life that's laid in your arms at the end overshadows all else!- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
When I get back my composure from PMSL at the comments from the women, I will leave my own. Thanks for the Sunday laughs :)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Have thought about 2 strange hands in my anus, but didn't know they'd be pulling watermelon out, now ya got me toey :-) No seriously Ladies, the two things in my thread was meant as bit of humour, but hey I knew my line would get taken out to sea. ANY woman who has given birth honestly gets a Funky VC medal!! Big Funky love to all you mums, I never had one I have been told I was made from Spare parts, bit straight, bit bi, bit GAY if you believe the myth. Oh shit there goes my 'obtus' funny bone. Sry Mrs funky xx Mr Funky (.)(.)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
But at least you get something for your pain. Also childbirth isn't such an ordeal for some women, there are those who can squeeze a kid out as easily as crimping off a loaf :-P No guys find a kick in the goolies comfortable though. If you want to find out who has a higher tolerance for pain though then that's simply not a gender issue, get anyone to face off against anyone else in a palm held over an open flame challenge & you'll find your more pain tolerant individuals, regardless of sex.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Don't think many men have died from a kick in the nuts. Sorry to be so morbid, but childbirth can be life threatening at times.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Quoting 'Kaleidoscope'Trust me......the ONLY reason we go back is because the reward of that beautiful perfect little life that's laid in your arms at the end overshadows all else!- Posted from rhpmobile I've had natural and c-section and yes have kicked a guy in the nuts, only cos his head was out of reach.....anyway I digress; if they could combine the painlessness of the actual c-section delivery with the quick recovery of a natural birth they'd have it made. I had 27 staples and they pulled and hurt like a bitch, though apparently I have a really nice scar. Kudos to the Gyno who gave me my Hysto.....
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RHP User
12 years ago
I got kicked in the balls ...it wasn't so bad Both my babes were c section and I was up and about as soon as epi wore off around 4 hours I have whinged more from a paper cut!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
I don't recall it hurting at all when my wife gave birth ... on either occasion. Being kicked in the nuts on the other hand is literally an eye watering experience.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'd like to go fishing with you. You clearly know how to bait a hook. Meanwhile back on topic, search for this vid in YouTube.Two men and a baby! Labor pain simulator helps men understand child birth
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RHP User
12 years ago
You can't really compare the two, everyone's pain threshold is different. That, and a woman's body releases endorphins and what not to help us through it. We were made to have babies. Men's package wasn't made to be used as a boxing bag. No matter how satisfying it may be for the boxer :)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Dont think we need to carry on anymore ladies & gents who are posting about the pain of childbirth v a kick in the nuts. If anyone actually belives I was putting it forward that men have higher pain thresholds or getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than child birth, then they need to find their funny bone and put the fucksr Bach in PMSL. As a few have stated and hit the nail on the head the thread was simply a sunday laugh. Mr Funky OUT (.)(.)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
The Oxytocin helps a lot. Plus we produce endorphins at the time which is likened to a natural opiate. How cool is that, we make our own drugs.
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madotara69
12 years ago
though, mum told me once that natural birth is the most intense pain, yet the easiest forgotten. almost instantly. Don't think a kick in the nuts would be quite the pleasure.Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
I think you right MrF They are built for it. Look at some races they are on walkabout stop for a few minutes and carry on. Modern girls....whimps
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'ding26' Quoting 'Meeka100' I think if we tie you down and repeatedly kick you in the nuts at 5 minute intervals for 24 hours. Then you can make an informed comment. 5 minute intervals???? I don't think so!! lets say kicking continuously for 90 secs, with a one minute breather for 24 hours, followed by strange hands reaching inside his anus-2 at a time- pulling a watermelon out....then you'd be getting close... I will raise you! So kicking continuously for 90 secs, with a one minute interval for a 24 hrs where at the end of it two hands are inserted into his anus in order to pull out the watermelon that was inserted earlier. and ........ his anus after being ripped asunder is stitched up one stitch too tight.
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him_and_me
12 years ago
They've done simulations on this topic. If you search YouTube for "men labour simulation" you'll find lots of examples. Bloody funny!
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RHP User
12 years ago
If rather be the person in labour than the companion. There's no way known to man i could watch a loved one in that much pain and be helpless to change it.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
<~~ Mr & Mrs funky ROFL at vain attempt to get a rise, FAIL!!!- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Having your nuts wired up to the mains by some Irish git in the name of religion, and spending a week being tortured makes childbirth look like a walk in the park ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I have no balls! . But guys have you ever had a severe bout of IBS over a period of days? That'd be about as close I could compare. :-P . And oh Lord, thank you for severe period pains which can also have a woman laid up for days... .
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RHP User
12 years ago
Nope that was the last thing I was trying to do. Why would I bother? 😯
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Nope that was the last thing I was trying to do. Why would I bother? 😯 I accept your raise Meeks :)
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