When the Dirty Talk is Coming From a Data Set

May 19 2025

Saw a profile today—still had the quotation marks around the bio. Nothing says 'raw authenticity' like forgetting to delete your AI-generated foreplay! We used to worry if someone looked like their pics. Now we’ve got a new problem: getting hot for a personality crafted by ChatGPT. Kinda wild that this is where we’re heading. The chat game is getting suspiciously smooth. Deep, emotionally aware, perfectly punctuated—but eerily empty. You’re not vibing with a hottie, you’re flirting with a well-trained algorithm. No real details, just poetic generalisations - think horoscopes but for hookups. No spelling slip-ups. No autobanana fails. No doubled words or weird tonal whiplash. It's like being seduced by the ghost of the Oxford Dictionary. Don't get me wrong, I love a good grammar nerd... but it's weird, right? So how do you spot it? Humans vs. robots: choose your weapon (anyone got the Fresh Prince’s contact deets? Asking for… survival). I reckon the biggest clue is going to have to be in the validations. If they’ve got none then maybe it’s not mystery—it’s a red flag in Helvetica. Honestly, RHP might need to add a new option: -* I validate that this person speaks for themself and not their AI overlord *-. Validations may need to become the horny little CAPTCHA test. I’m super curious if others are having the same experience - have you spotted 'tells' in profiles or chats? Any suspiciously located quotation marks? And if you’re game: can you guess whether this post was written by AI… or by a consciousness in a squishy little meat suit? Anyway, off to do my civic duty in the validation tab. Wish me luck out there, it's gettin’ weird!

Comments

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    one year ago

    Meet , facetime or talk to them on the phone ASAP. No faking that and it's the best way to see if you even have a spark. I've noticed it on a lot of social media but it's going to get harder and harder to spot. What a weird phase of humanity we are moving into.

  • Fuckmywifexxx

    Fuckmywifexxx

    one year ago

    For me when the hyphen is extra long as opposed to a simple -

  • NeoAndTrin

    NeoAndTrin

    one year ago

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  • MrandMrsEss

    MrandMrsEss

    one year ago

    It's understandable to feel uneasy about that. It kind of takes away from the authenticity and personal connection that people usually expect on these platforms. But I guess it's a sign of how much AI is becoming a part of our daily lives, even in areas like dating. It might also raise concerns about trust, which is essential when meeting someone new. Hopefully, it'll encourage more awareness about the importance of genuine interactions, whether online or in person. …brought to you by ChatGPT haha. I don’t use it often but maybe I should!

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    one year ago

    No ai could fake my bad typing spelling ,grammar and fat fingers and double spacing full stops and commmas ,, I’m sure your all safe with working out if it’s us ,lol,no wild man of ai would ever try to steel my style ,lol,

  • AlphaMale

    AlphaMale

    one year ago

    I’ll admit it — I’ve read bios that were smoother than silk sheets... but completely soulless. AI can simulate seduction, but it can’t feel it. No scent, no tone, no tension behind the tease. Just well-formatted foreplay with zero afterglow. You can’t fake lived experience, presence, or a well-timed pause that makes her breath hitch. That’s where real dirty talk lives — in the moment, not the markup. So no, I’m not AI. But if ChatGPT starts kissing necks like I do… we’re all in trouble.