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Who's faking it!
October 24 2009
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RHP User
16 years ago
Gazpacho41 isn't your name.....?!?!? I've lost all hope in humanity now
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RHP User
16 years ago
Not his real name!!!! I can never trust again! Then again, "lovebitten" is not on my birth certifcate so maybe I should suck it up! Oh well, you know what they say, fake it until you make it! lovebittenxxoxoxo
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RHP User
16 years ago
I am really a member of an all-female tribe whose mission is to bring the Amazon ideals of love, peace, and sexual equality to a world torn by the hatred of men. My powers include super strength, super speed, stamina, and flight. I am highly proficient in hand-to-hand combat and in the art of tactical warfare. I also possesses an animal-like cunning and a natural rapport with animals. I use my Lasso of Truth (which forces those bound by it to tell the truth), a pair of indestructible slave bracelets, and an invisible plane to fight the bad guys. Tie me up Gazpacho 41 or whoever you are, I'm yours :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well if ya not into her.How about me?? lol... I enjoy seeing you on cam in chatroom..face and......... Hugs to your happy soul cause it always brings a smile to my face. sweetest kisses sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I fake it all the time! Umm...what exactly is it we are faking here again?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Its true, i dont have a spaceship.....sorry....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Who believes Gaz and his posse are fake? Why don't you join me? We went to a lot of trouble posting our reply on that thread... it was pretty colourful you might say... Ride 'em cowboy!!! Now where's our medal... or at least the chests to pin it on We can distract them by shining the light in their eyes... Mrs P... Mr P's setting up the Singstar ready for us to pretend that we can sing hahahaha...
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RHP User
16 years ago
OH no....GAZPACHIO...you just shattered my fantasy..how dare you...has hoping you send a clone of yourself up here via.....SORRENTOSEXY's.... space ship...be faster than airmail...Darn it,another hope dash...But alas...SOPHIE.could help me out of my sad n dejected dilema by giving some of her super powers...boy what mischif i could have .....lmao.....So I guess until then.....ill have to suck it up...and as like LOVEBITTEN....will have to keep faking it..Oh my dear what to do.........i know... tap ya's on the tush....with SOPHIES lasso...hehehe Hugs to all.......
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RHP User
16 years ago
Goodness MrsP... how did I miss that?? Pity it got taken down... it's always nice to have a bit of a laugh at one's own expense and sometimes at the expense of others too :P ... am curious, did you have time to save it????? Why would anyone go to all the trouble of faking it in real life? I'm still working on my faking skills in bed LOL ......Sophie wanders off to have another look at When Harry Met Sally ...... Oh... and P.S. Mrs. P... you most certainly already have the chest to pin it on... lucky Mr.P :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
What! You're not really called Gaz? And you aren't really 41? OMG whatever is this world coming to.
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RHP User
16 years ago
that the above was what we posted yesterday lol... Yesterday, we suggested Bambi and her forest friends may need a group hug lolol... in pretty rainbow words, considering the theme of the day, at Mr P's suggestion Didn't save cos I knew it would soon be gone lol and there was only Gaz' post besides one other from the posse... who said that it better be a joke...Hahaha Gaz... basket of fruit? Pedantic so n so I are Mrs P... Mr P can sing better n me
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RHP User
16 years ago
*Rides in on her crocadilla drawn Kanga, swinging her pink fluffy dice as numb chuckers.* Yanno Gaz it's gonna cost me $2352 to get that sparkle larkle out of the gear shift and get me Kanga working again. Apparently if someone had helped me stop the bloody thing EARLIER instead of standing there with his gland in hand, it wouldnt have wedged itself under the mounts. And don't use the excuse that ya hands would have been slippery either!Right...Who's faking it, I'm not faking it! Of course I have a Kanga, yep have crocadillas too, lemme see there is Tiny, Fluffy, Love Chunks, Cup Cake, Snookie and Twinkles. I'm a moat builder by trade, and run courses on Bedazzling in me spare time. Nuffin strange in that lot, pretty average to me really.Ok so there may have been a body double on cam this morning, but that is not the norm, its just that I am still suffering from snoofies and candle sticks is not a good look when playing on cam. They were my own feet! I have such pretty feet. Oh and Serge he was real, he may have looked a little like a stunned mullet on cam, but trust me he was just in awe of Gazzies cam antics, I could tell by the way his botty was pulsating.Me finks Gaz that someone is jealous that I am also your personal Wardrobe Mistress. Yanno, it is coming up to Melbourne Cup time, and well I think they know which designer I have for your fascinator and frock this year. Was it that Hawkins chick? Geez she better not make another scene this year when ya win Fashions on the Field again this year. Ya will look ab fabulous dah-ling don't you worry ya pretty windswept and interesting moosh about it. Have another glass of bubbles. God they can turn into bitches this time of the year grrrr.xx Miss Honey xx <<
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Almost_Ready
16 years ago
Am I the only real authentic true blue all original 100% fair dinkum Aussie Battler Oldog.............. SHIT, & I was gonna turn for you Gazza & follow Sophie to Perf... I feel cheated & betrayed... I bet Sophie used her powers on me what a cunning stunt. I tell ya if any body uses the word Silicone Im gonna commit Syber suicide I wonder if theres a place for me wif the Blonde Bambi Bimbo Nuffin else for it, gonna have to go to the front lawn again & lick me nuts!! This leaves a bad taste in my mouth Probably not even his own jocks, Gees Get a grip Reminds me of a joke Whats the differnce between pink & purple Its "the grip" get it .. nah Oldog
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RHP User
16 years ago
Gaz, Im shattered..totally blown away. Ive lost all my faith in Humanity. I will never trust anyone again..... How could u do this to all of us..we trusted you No more hugs for you Gaz
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Well who would that Gazzas real name was Gary.......So its Gary 48 is it ?......I just can't handle the constant dissapointment of these online datiing sites any longer ! Gary ...I suppose it was also a lie when you told me you loved me, and that I was your kindred forum spirit and wingman ? I just don't know what I'm going to do with myself now ?....do i have to go back to church group, Where people are who they say they are, and arn't living a charade ?....LMFAO..... Love and peace Tam
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RHP User
16 years ago
now look here mon cher...or should i say ma cherie?...chuckles...i'm just a wee bit surprised u created this post, because when all is said and done...you are as you are...WGAF what anyone else thinks...you dance through the forum, waggling your butt here, sticking your tongue out there...and put that bloody thing away will u...oh, u did?...lol...sheesh...u got a licence for that dere shotgun of yours, huh?....giggles...but the one thing u do do...hmm, nice grammar i see....is u tell us sumfink about yaself...and i like that...so keep it up mate....both that thing and yours posts, ok...cos i is liking it...uhm...the forum that is...cheersjose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh dear, i best confess. I'm not really desserts, I'm sweet treats!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
I thought those sparkles were genuine, like the twinkle on Prince Charming's toothy smile... only more pornographic... (or you'd had your tongue and cock given a shiny varnish... all the better to polish, perhaps?)Like Tam, I'm disenchanted, despondant, lost in a sea of confusion...What next, Miss Honey exposed as NOT being a genuine naughty schoolgirl? Or that CaptJackSparrow is not actually Johnny Depp on RHP?
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RHP User
16 years ago
You're all a pack of funny half naked buggas... hehe. How can anyone be serious around here with you lot hanging about with the wise cracks and jeering from the sidelines. hehe. Hugs Gazza
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RHP User
16 years ago
Gaz have you ever been given the line "not tonight dear, I have a headache?"Has everyone been poppin pills as you've all given me a headache now! Maybe it's being offline for a few too many days and catching up with the RHP life!Sorry I can fake it with the best of them but not with a headache!
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RHP User
16 years ago
geez My profile is honest.... thought i would have a better chance of meeting other honest peple. !!
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