M42
Will my username turn off some girls?
July 29 2012
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Zsuza69
13 years ago
Unless you want that box to be your coffin
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RHP User
13 years ago
Probably depends on the type of people you are hoping to attract, If you seek the more mature (personality wise) and refined lady, then perhaps time for a change, I am quite sure you can probably change your profile name at any time, check out your profile/ edit options. But if you have a good sense of humour, want to project that and find a lady with the same trait, then I guess its not one of those crass names where you just know its gonna be an 18 yo who wears his jeans down past his thighs and can only speak 'text', or at the other end of the scale an older guy just divorced, and thinks he is gods gift to all women who have been missing out on him the past twenty years...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Actually.. i think you're ok.I picked mine because it was the Antithesis of so many other user names here. Your name is silly and a tad immature, but is not talking your self up in a ridiculous way.. If you have the sence of humour to go with it, I'd stick with it I think..User names say stuff about us. Yours says silly light hearted fun. I don't feel that's bad?Good luck man.
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RHP User
13 years ago
change your name without starting up a whole new profile. Just update, rejuvenate the old one. Yes that name could be a bit of a turn off for some.
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Zsuza69
13 years ago
but then again it will be good the rest if you do keep your name at least we will know who the dicks are. If you come over here we will put your dick in a box then nail the lid on it lol too bad we only have bent nails
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RHP User
13 years ago
No but your profile might - it needs work. Pusscat xxx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Yes... any nic with the word Big, Hung, Cock Dick and other words pertaining to ur tackle is a turn off for me.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Sounds Latin. No complaints from this Roman deity.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Isn't the whole idea to get it out not box it in lol? What you can do is leave your current profile as it stands and make new subscribed profile. I have 3 profiles currently, 2 as guests and one paid membership. Maybe you can match them all up!
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RHP User
13 years ago
But then my name does not say much either. There are a plethora of dicks on rhp Usual prefaced with big, hung, stiff, hard, long, it goes on and on. I do notice never seen one that says DICK HEAD, though there are a lot of those here as well I guess we will assume you have a dick if your a guy looking to stick it to some woman yes we have a box, but your looking to put a round peg in a square hole with that name. How attractive are womens names that would be. Wide cunt, furry muff, floppy flange, cum bucket, yada yadd would that be a turn on for you guys? someone to take home to mum?
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RHP User
13 years ago
You forgot "red hot slime bunker"..As one of my long ago Exs' use to refer to it.. Truly classy stuff.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hard to say really until you test it. In marketing land it's called split or A/B testing.Open two profiles, with the same content, but different names. See if something like JustTheCockUNeed gets you laid more than NiceGuyLetsUFinishFirst.Try one with the biggest cock you could find in Google Image search as your profile pic, and one with some smoking hot Abs from the local gym web site (careful though most of them have been used here already).Try one written in txt and one with some carefully written sincerity (stolen if you need to of course).You get the picture. Keep careful track of your key stats - messages sent and replies (ratios), unsolicited invites etc. You'll be getting increased leads in no time. Next week we'll tackle conversions.Cheers,Mr C (formally sloppy_seconds)
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RHP User
13 years ago
I laughed because of the Justin Timberlake comedy song on YouTube - that is what you're referencing, innit? It'd attract the people who know the clip. But looking so far on this thread, that's... me. What're your plans on Friday? "Step one: you cut a hole in a box, step two: put your junk in that box, step three: then you make her open the box, and that's the way you do it!"
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'slippery_halo' I laughed because of the Justin Timberlake comedy song on YouTube - that is what you're referencing, innit? It'd attract the people who know the clip. But looking so far on this thread, that's... me. "Step one: you cut a hole in a box, step two: put your junk in that box, step three: then you make her open the box, and that's the way you do it!" Lol yeah it's a reference to Justin Timberlake/Andy Samberg's song on SNL. Seems none of the older crowd got it which fine with me.I haven't written anything in my account yet because I was going to buy a premium acc first.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'slippery_halo' I laughed because of the Justin Timberlake comedy song on YouTube - that is what you're referencing, innit? It'd attract the people who know the clip. But looking so far on this thread, that's... me. What're your plans on Friday? "Step one: you cut a hole in a box, step two: put your junk in that box, step three: then you make her open the box, and that's the way you do it!" Makes me think of JT too :) I can't speak for Slippery but I'm easily amused so if you're trying to appeal to lowbrow humorists of the internet that's one point in favour.
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RHP User
13 years ago
and theres a damn site worse going around....but Im with Woody/Pusscat on this one...your profile needs a major overhaul...you've got a lot of competition out there and you need to sell yourself with more than 6 lines all up on your profile, plus you need a pic And what Mr C says is not too far from the truth either Heed the lessons and learn from the old and wise ones on here Grasshopper !!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Thanks for the advice. Though won't people be disappointed when they meet and see that the pic I grabbed off the net isn't the same as the one of my chest lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
Haha it's funny :) :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Have you cut it off, it have you made a "mould your man" vibrating dildo in your likeness and plan on presenting it ...? either way I wonder if you and your dick either reside in different postcodes, may be don't communicate all that well but in any case I am not getting "strong, confident" male from that name. But then unless you have an esoteric qualification or five, most won't understand my name.. the good thing is when I find someone who does understand my id name, I know I am going to relate better to them, which is why I chose it. But some names put me off because it shows either a negative reinforcement or that they most likely arent into what I am interested in or Just wont relate at all.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'dicinabox' Quoting 'slippery_halo' I laughed because of the Justin Timberlake comedy song on YouTube - that is what you're referencing, innit? It'd attract the people who know the clip. But looking so far on this thread, that's... me. "Step one: you cut a hole in a box, step two: put your junk in that box, step three: then you make her open the box, and that's the way you do it!" Lol yeah it's a reference to Justin Timberlake/Andy Samberg's song on SNL. Seems none of the older crowd got it which fine with me. I haven't written anything in my account yet because I was going to buy a premium acc first. And there we were thinking that it was just humorous play on "jack in a box".
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RHP User
13 years ago
Not if they are a Wok in a Box fan
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RHP User
13 years ago
it sounds better than prickinabox
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RHP User
13 years ago
it sounds better than prickinabox
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'dicinabox'Thanks for the advice. Though won't people be disappointed when they meet and see that the pic I grabbed off the net isn't the same as the one of my chest lol Very good! A lot of men don't seem to have followed that to its logical conclusion, you seem to be a sharper tool than many in this shed. If you keep your username - which could definitely work - I suggest a profile pic to go along with it. Not one taken from the film clip but a photo of your own neatly wrapped box. Have a tag with large handwriting that clearly reads "With compliments xxx" and crop the photo so at least one side of the box is out of view. The suggestion is that your dick might indeed be in it. haha. For picture number two you could put on some snappy clothes. Have a long stemmed red rose in one hand, cradle a bottle of champagne in the other, and have a plain cardboard box over your head. Hey look! It's a dick in a box! haha That'd be amusing and would show that sense of humour which could be your biggest asset and way to separate from the pack on here. It also shows off the rest of your body without showing your face, which many people choose to do on RHP, saving the face pics to reveal to people they select with the private galleries. Though if you have nothing to lose by being outed as being on RHP in your day to day life an actual public face pic will go a long way with many. Just, for the love of God, don't actually have a picture of your dick in the public pictures. See approximately 100 previous threads on the subject, a common mistake amongst guys with insufficient boxes. For more ideas on how to use sense of humour as a selling point, check out the numbered list on my profile and that of my mate molested_sponge. There's another chap on the forums with a funny profile, mister RandomAgent. Lastly, MissSarahCurious, you are indeed entitled to speak for me. In the words of that cameraman on the Gabbo Show, on that episode of the Simpsons, "No, no, I'm very lowbrow!"
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RHP User
13 years ago
I hate an insufficient box.. LOL..Thanks for the laugh man..
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RHP User
13 years ago
some women will laugh,some women won't......I think it is a cute and funny name.....love a double entendrex Hugs H
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RHP User
13 years ago
you is always such a edumacation...x Hugs H
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RHP User
13 years ago
he could have called himself "Jack_in_a_sox" *shrug*
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RHP User
13 years ago
if I knew what your name means,being a foreiner I am not familiar with certain slang or slung ? but certainly what put me off staright away is pics of erectus penis SO TASTELESS !!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
got it now !!!! funny .doesnot put me off !!
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RHP User
13 years ago
what I like the most of reading erotic novels specially those from 18 and 19 century is discover new names for the private parts, is cheeky , funny and kind of naughty, so if you name yourself a cheeky name good on you!!! I should calll myself conchitarica..... no..... better no....
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RHP User
13 years ago
Good move with clarifying the name, changing it to DickInABox, the lack of the "k" in dick was annoying me. Making the tagline of your profile explain the reference is also a really good idea. You could even have the first words of your profile as: "Step one:..." heh. I'm still waiting for those pictures of boxes in your private gallery though! C'mon, don't disappoint!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I should probably do the full costume.Good idea with the "Step One: .."
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RHP User
13 years ago
Yeah made me think of the song straight away. We've got the album its on haha. So you'll attract people that get the.reference and will have a good chance of compatible sense of humor with those people.
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RHP User
13 years ago
i think it's funny. makes me think of that gag where a guy cuts a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box. classic
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RHP User
13 years ago
Depends.....It may offend if the dick, when in the box....... rattles around like a present that youve tried to impress with by using a too-big boxlol
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RHP User
13 years ago
I had a pretty lame name when I first signed up (drunk) to another site, then after a week of contemplation, I figure this name really suits me. Remember, you name will be what everybody sees first - let who you are define it, not the other way around
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RHP User
13 years ago
It's entirely your choice of course, but personally, it doesn't do it for me. (Mrs)
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RHP User
13 years ago
They do a great GF Pad Thai It's a big yes from me. As in, yes it would turn me off.
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RHP User
13 years ago
and blonde so it went way over my head kind of like cum does when a guy thinks he hears my husband comming home when he is on the vinegar stroke while I am giving him head on my knees. so in my case it could be dick in glory box the old folk on here would know what that is.
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RHP User
13 years ago
...not necessarily undertaker..Now I don't see many oriental folk at that food outlet 'Wok~in~Box', however I do see the white folk loving it up. So I guess it really depends on your 'Target Market'.
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RHP User
13 years ago
i was thinking about changing don't know what to yet... but i still don't mind it for the moment.thanks for the responses again. Looks like the younger crowd get it but not the mature crowd which is ok i guess since I'm not really after you ladies.
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