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Women Venus Men Mars
August 08 2017
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RHP User
8 years ago
Sure leave it to men to get the planet with all the monsters wanting to wipe out humanity. Alright - men - we can put the toilet seat up or down depending on needs. And if we want it up and it's down we don't crack a hissy fit and tell you to leave the damn seat up! 😁 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Doesn't matter if it requires tools or not. Ie if theres a problem lets try to fix it or problem solve it. Sometimes relationship have problems and men try to fix it with the same mentality as we do on the tools or other logical problem solving. Howver some relationship problems can't be fixed unless its talked about and feelings are discussed .... something men don't generally do as well.
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boobsandbusted
8 years ago
Popcorn at the ready,glad to see you back touch,my reading eyes had a nice rest ,lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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boobsandbusted
8 years ago
Popcorn at the ready,glad to see you back touch,my reading eyes had a nice rest ,lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Your dick is connected to ..... your dick lol. It just wants to be lavished by my vagina, my mouth and my arse ... but you like all vaginas, boobies and arses the same :( Nooooo... my vagina is connected to .... my mind and my heart, you must seduce them too lol 😂 My vagina has feelings and needs to know you care, that I'm special and you'll message me (quickly) 5 minutes after you leave ... after we've 'made love' (I did just vomit a little, lol) Mary (very tongue in cheek) xx
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LetsFrolic
8 years ago
Just need to be more proactive on chasing and picking up men. Then there'll also be less desperate men chasing you all too. Just message or make the move.. we like it too.. talk to us.. we aren't scary! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Yes, that all important follow up debrief 😯
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RHP User
8 years ago
Good point. I agree completely. I'm doing my bit btw I'm as desperate as they come and not backwards in coming forward 😂😂
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RHP User
8 years ago
I'll throw one in. Men Cummings or coming, then switching off like a light switch, even on the phone after phone sex, what's with that? I'm still laying there enjoying waves of my orgasm, wanting to share that, really intimate moment, pussy still throbbing, the arousal still there. I couldn't imagine wanting to head straight for the shower. Maybe our orgasms go on longer, and not all guys do that, but some do and it's very off putting, almost voids what has just happened
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RHP User
8 years ago
Cummings? Auto correct, keep turning it off but defaults back on when I restart my phone grrr turning off again now 😀
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RHP User
8 years ago
A bloke can watch an entire movie..... AND..... do it without saying a word. 3.....2.....1..... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Men ... read newspapers, are hairy, burp and fart a lot and have an endless fascination with breasts and vaginasWomen .......????....... I haven't figured them out yet
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad'3.....2.....1..... ...try to talk on the mobile phone and land line both at once! ....and ka-boom.
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RHP User
8 years ago
love it, that made me smile this morning guys. Go on, get stuck into us 😂😂😂 Does falling asleep in the cinema count as being quiet? 😉
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RHP User
8 years ago
to add to that, when I was married, which was the last time I had a tv in the house, I wouldn't only be talking, but doing half a dozen other things at the same time, jigsaw on the go in the adjoining room etc blow job was a good day at the movies 👍
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RHP User
8 years ago
a lot of women do all of that. I knew a chick who would do motorbike farts lol cracked me up. Plenty who like breasts and pussy too 😉 Figuring women out, I don't think we want you to figure us out. It's all part of the lure, the mystery. We have to keep you guessing so you hang around long enough for us to have our fun 😛
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2'Does falling asleep in the cinema count as being quiet? 😉 ..well no, ITM however if you admit that you did fart after a linguica, black olive and mushroom pizza makes you marriage material. Add pepperoni and I will re-write my will! ...CM
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RHP User
8 years ago
I don't fart much these days, shit why am I telling you this 😂😂 overall food intake is low, and avoid foods that do that. I find it's only excess that does it. Not becoming during sex lol worse when I masturbate over the phone with guys, that orgasm requires full relaxation 😉 I never do it straight after eating lol Don't want them asking about the interference on the line lol
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Sawadee
8 years ago
Men never bitch about another man.. We just tell him to get stuffed then order him another beer...? Men don't cross their legs ... we let them hang loose so not to crush our nuts..? Men don't need to go for a pee with a bag and another man. We're able find our way all by ourselves.. And men thoughtful enough to have Panadol's at the ready just in case she developes that headache ... That's nuff. 😛
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RHP User
8 years ago
lol that first one, men not bitching about other men, so true. Men have so many beautiful qualities 😘
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Mask_007
8 years ago
That is good subject, very polemic at the way very good subject. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Walk into a playground and look for adventure. Women look for danger.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Have to tell this joke. Female brain cell wants to find out what goes on inside a man's brain, so dives on in, swims around looking for the male brain cells. She can't find them though, continues looking, calling out "Hellooooo, is there anyone here?". This goes on for a while until eventually hears a faint voice in the distance "We're down heeeeeeere" 😉
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RHP User
8 years ago
think that's where my brain cells are these days 😄
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RHP User
8 years ago
Women are from Venus ♀ and The Earth 🌍...... And.... Men are from Mars ♂ and Uranus 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I've discovered not all men have beautiful qualities. What I ever saw in him is now a mystery. Best I don't type the adjectives I'm thinking right now lol Moving on now to focus on the good ones, and there are plenty of them 👍 😘
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Hawt1
8 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' to add to that, when I was married, which was the last time I had a tv in the house, I wouldn't only be talking, but doing half a dozen other things at the same time, jigsaw on the go in the adjoining room etc blow job was a good day at the movies 👍 No TV in house... how do you watch your porn then with no big screen? On a little screen? EEEEEK!! Most men like Porn.. I know some women do, but I am sure not as many.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' A bloke can watch an entire movie..... AND..... do it without saying a word. 3.....2.....1..... - Posted from rhpmobile Not the men in my house (I am the only female)... All 3 of them drive me crazy talking during movies/shows - just STFU and watch the fecking show! haha
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LeMerovingien
8 years ago
Quoting 'Betty7216' Not the men in my house (I am the only female)... All 3 of them drive me crazy talking during movies/shows - just STFU and watch the fecking show! hahaI think I'd need to be gagged to stop
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RHP User
8 years ago
This can be arranged 😁😈😎
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RHP User
8 years ago
Would you believe on my phone 👎 I know, it sucks but my old laptop died, bought a cheap replacement about a year ago but it wouldn't hold charge, had problems turning it on even, cheap rubbish, persisted so I could watch porn, then got a virus lol 😀 So now I have to prop my phone against another pillow, need 2 free hands lol and use my imagination because I can't see much 😂
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RHP User
8 years ago
add a badly smashed screen on my phone, I'm so sick of having no money. Yes a tv will probably enter my house one day just for porn 👍 it'll have to be free, should be able to pick up a free one off gumtree
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RHP User
8 years ago
Thank you 😉
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RHP User
8 years ago
talking about a magazine cover he saw "100 ways to please your man" and he says "written by some lady" 😂 then says you only need to do 4 things to please your man "suck his dick, play with his balls, fix him a sandwich and don't talk so much" 😉
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