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Words that kill sex mood. Embrace or Eject! Mayday mayday bailout!

February 20 2017

In my experience there are words that can kill a sexual encounter. One word can put a massive stopper to the situation. The flirting is awesome, how the possible lover is dresses, perfume soapy and pleasant, so alluring. Just a real classy woman with STYLE and GRACE.That sense of desire that overcomes your senses and the bolge in ya pants. Finally things lead to the room. Passionate lustful kissing, deep breathing, movement of eyes and pupils. Cant forget the goosebumps You both get naked. Ready for what is to come (pardon the pun). And then....... And then..... the women blurts and yells out...Stick it in my "C"! Now, I am very open to things...but one word can kill a fantasy. Maybe it is an over reaction but.. Very rare that a word can make me press the EJECT button! Mayday shout..bailout bailout! Any word or words that can kill a scene or fantasy?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Stop 😄 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    My husbands home early

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Hold it.....l need to have a dump

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Commitment Monogamous The "L" word.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Wow who would say that 💩💩

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I forgot to bring condoms. Do you have any ? Best one i have had was when a ex fwb would get drunk and tell me she loved me. Funniest thing, she only said it when blind drunk with slured word's. Would also forget saying it the next morning. 😂😂😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Its the C word for me too

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    For me its these few words together 'I don't want to wear a condom' or 'promise I will pull out ' or similar

  • Dirtyandfriendly

    Dirtyandfriendly

    9 years ago

    Worst thing I ever heard was "spoof on my guts". my manhood shrivelled and died. My others are: MoistGushingDingerGluten freeOrganicPanties

  • Dirtyandfriendly

    Dirtyandfriendly

    9 years ago

    I met a girl last year and we shared some fantasies and one of mine was a threesome with another girl and she was keen for that. I liked the idea of going out to dinner together, dancing having a great night and then make our way home for a nice big session of sex. Wake up in the morning make them breakfast and we spend the day in bed watching movies more sex and then home time. When we spoke about it again she told me its better to get a prostitute for an hour and that was it. Total buzzkill and deflated fantasy :(

  • Dirtyandfriendly

    Dirtyandfriendly

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Summer_in_Sydney' I gave him a stiffy. I hate that word too

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Dutch Oven! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Heya Summer if I said you gave me a "chubby" would that turn you off? Cause a girl loved it, she said it was "cheesey dad jokish" but it made her lose the first time nerves and she laughed.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    When I was 17-18 I used to deliver pizza to pay my uni bills in the U.S.A. And I got heaps of offers from wives and guys girlfriends to come back after work. The deal was bring a pizza after work incase we need energy. Trust me I would take them up on the offer for threesomes. One of the wives said to me.. where's ya pizza show us your pepperoni... buzz kill for 3 seconds until she took off her gown and had the sexiest lace on..... it was "chubbytime" and she road my "happystick"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Pay up

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    can't recall any words turning me off during the act, actions yes, not words, but plenty of times words have turned me off before it got to that. Needless to say, it never got to that

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    hate being called missy or miss, gives me an impression of them I can't describe it stops right there

  • ScarletRose1

    ScarletRose1

    9 years ago

    So it's a each to their own thing and dirty talk can be okay in given moods and situations but personally call me a whore at anytime I'll be drier Sahara Desert. Will never see the person in the same light again either. Slut is up there too but not as bad in my books. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I dated a vegan once... Not for long...About two weeks into it.. She blew me... NO.. it was NOT the first time she blew me.. but it WAS the first time she swallowed...AND.. by fuck.. she did it like a fckn champion too..She was proud too I reckon.. so...I said..."Babe.. you are NOT a true vegan eh... A true vegan would NEVER swallow animal fluids"Well... she spazed the fck out... kicked me the fck out.. and after I left.. EVERY fckn thing I had left there, given her, leant her. or.. maybe even fckn TOUCHED of hers... she threw that shit the fckn out too..NOW. before any of your fckrs get bent out of shape about "Safe sex" shit.....Get fckd... I do NOT do it - stiff shit.. not your issue, I don't give a fck about what YOU think. fck off...Read the fckn story and take that as it is...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Oh please! Really? Ruins it for me every time. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Yep, I'm with you on every single word you listed. Except for dinger. What's a dinger? I'll probably hate it too when I know what it is lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    My names bloody Henry lol !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    'good girl' and I'm done.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    "Aww, please?" No! Not now, not ever. Stiffy is horrid, a chubby possibly worse. Root is pretty awful. Bell end - ugh. I have many, I'll have to access my 'ugh vault' to recall others

  • werdvus

    werdvus

    9 years ago

    Its all relative and it ALL certainly in the delivery and timing . Gezz - Louise FFS read the mood , and who on this planet word have the same catch cry for all moments ??? W T F Yes Ms Money Penny , take a note out of James Book , as even the cornier one liners that the Bond movie's drop in are as Smoooooth as Silk in the context - use a bit of style people ???we didnt all just pop out of a scene of Puberty Blues " Awwwe Fuck,,Iam first -your second and You can go Slops - Awrrr Iam always slops" Yes its a quote from the movie Geeez worth a sexual review one thinks

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Betty7216' 'good girl' and I'm done. One of the things that I love about the forums is that we get to see how different we all are, and how one person's turn off can be another person's turn on. I have a lover who is essentially my dom, and when he says 'good girl' to me, I'm in heaven

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Eating out or going the growl, when referring to oral on a woman. Saying you ate someone out makes me think of someone literally being eaten. Which is not sexy (unless you're a horny zombie maybe).

  • Dirtyandfriendly

    Dirtyandfriendly

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'ElkeM' Yep, I'm with you on every single word you listed. Except for dinger. What's a dinger? I'll probably hate it too when I know what it is lol Another word for condom, I don't know why, but I hate it Spoof is another word

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Yes, eating someone out, yew, I posted a comment somewhere else saying it makes me feel like I need to provide cutlery 😀 The other one is giving head, and vagina or worse, vag 😕 I know it's the technical term but I hate it, it sounds so unsexy to me

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Dirtyandfriendly' Quoting 'ElkeM' Yep, I'm with you on every single word you listed. Except for dinger. What's a dinger? I'll probably hate it too when I know what it is lol Another word for condom, I don't know why, but I hate it Spoof is another word I get it now... a franger

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Granger omg haven't heard that since the 80's 😁

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Bloody auto correct. Franger I meant 😀

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Him "let's make a baby" Her "what???"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I love "spoof" it's just hilarious!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Your wife is on the phone.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Um! Did you... shower?