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Worst Celebrity or Historical Shag
September 23 2009
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hehe... What about shagging Mel Brooks... I mean, how could you stop laughing long enough to reach an orgasm.... or local "celebrity" the Rev Fred Nile... same problem. hehe. HUgs Gaz
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RHP User
16 years ago
I think all the former U.S presidents would be duds in the sack. Imagine shagging Clinton... what a nightmare.. he'd be denying everything ("I am NOT cumming... I did not ask for that dildo up my arse..) !! Except Obama... he's HOT ! He totally ticks all the boxes on my profile ! Any Obama look-alikes out there.. send me a message ! LOL Yours, In Political Frustration.. Ms Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
I can't think it must have been much fun to be the Persian princess married to Alexander the Great... he didn't like teh girlz... but there were probably lots of yummy half-naked greek soldiers around happy to oblige, so yeah... maybe not so bad :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
Here goes: 20 - Prince Charles - Does it need explaination? 19 - The Queen - Too stiff, not flexible enough. 18 - Two fat ladies - You will always wonder if they will eat you 17 - you can fill the rest in.. but on number 1 it has to be Burt Newton You would forever be wondering if it is real or fake.
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Hmmmm ......I would have to give it sadam hussain.....eweeeyuch......In the southpark movie, he is hell and rooting the devil ......and they are in bed, and the devil said.....but we are not romantic anymore, we used to talk all night etc.....and sadam said " I was only trieng to f___K you then.....! Frack.....I don't think gengis khan did much asking when when he basically ruler af asia, I heard his bloodline is the most dominant over there still !
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RHP User
16 years ago
Verg Mary = Poor JosephPlease read the Holy Book
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RHP User
16 years ago
Katie Price...aka Jordan.... blow in her ear and feel your breath on your other hand .... Fuck I'm dirty. I read this and went "what..? Why would you feel your breath on the other after you've cum in her ear?" And why are you cumming in her ear?
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RHP User
16 years ago
....At least your way would fill her head with something "useful" !!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Blas.... blow as in breathe..... blow in one ear with your hand on the other side and you'd feel your breath ..... not cum in here ear..... I give up.....dirty fluckers
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RHP User
16 years ago
hahaha Fracky..... this reminds me of the movie "There's Something about Mary" ... Ben Stiller finds cum on his earlobe and "Mary" uses it as hair gel.... But us guys have got one track minds around here for sure... I mean, just what do you expect with that beautiful buxomness you keep flashing around all the time... hehe.. us poor men occularly excitable men don't stand a chance! hehe Hugs Gaz
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RHP User
16 years ago
At least I'm not flashing my butt. I leave that for you babe.... lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yeah, maybe... but a serious suk up.... see... It's common knowledge that a man with an erection doesn't hear well. It's something to do with blood pressure changes, I think... so when reading your post to himself... meah... listen Fracky... here's how I think most guys with an erection would read your post...... "Ok, so we all really want to shag hard, fast and heavy, or long, slow and sensually, a famous person. You feel this person would make sexual history.... I'll start your balls rolling.... No way I'm letting someone go down on me who doesn't know how to enjoy his food.... lol Katie Jordan ~ blow in her ear and feel your .... " See??? It's nothing but Sex, Sex, Sex... that's all you ever talk about..... hehe. Hugs Gaz
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Ringleader
16 years ago
Yes. You may think I'm wrong. But I'd love to fill her, just after she married that mass murdering fuckhead Hitler. And preferably before they both took bullets in the heads, were thrown in a ditch. Covered in petrol and set on fire( Hitler made a girls dreams come true with that one. He's a keeper!). I must have a thing for married women. Because my other fantasy shag is Grace Park from BattleStar Galactica. Married in the series and real life.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I would gratefully shag most the entire male cast of BSG, with the exceptions of the older members. I'm ageist...so sue me. Grace Park is a hottie, Kate Sackoff is my hero and they named her character after me...so sweet of them.... lolol
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RHP User
16 years ago
MR - Worst shag imaginable, was going to say Amy Winehouse, but then i got to thinking that maybe having sex with someone that is that off their face on drugs actually could be somewhat kinky and crazy.So i reckon the worst shag would have to be --- Kath & Kim....can't freaking stand them."that good? you like that bitch?""Its nice, its unusual"MRS - Einstien. Not sure why, but i'm guessing he didn't get a great deal of experience...although he probably DID know the best way...so maybe the Pope...
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