Worst pick up line that actually worked?

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  pointing to his lap said "sit here, its the best seat in the house".... sadly it worked.....

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  i was at a Christmas party and got "hey babe, i'm a Samoan cage wrestler. chicks dig that. do you?" i told him no, not really - but i pay the line!! we ended up smoking cigars and giggling about it later. well, as much as a Samoan cage wrestler giggles, i guess.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  this was in may, the weekend after my birthday and i was using my 18+ card in the bottleshop for the first time. i got there just as they were closing and the guy at the counter said if i stuck around he could help me 'blow out the birthday candle'...i was so surprised that he actually had the guts to say it that i actually let him lock up and went out the back with him...

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