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You are duly invited to Snow White's gangbang...

October 07 2013

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So, last night at the meet and greet we got talking about the origins of the fairytale of Snow White (as you do), and if there had ever been any sexual relationship between her and the seven dwarf at any point. Not a crazy question, considering many of these old stories were full of sex and death, before being cleaned up for the kids. A few drinks later, we logically arrived at this question: If you were invited to a gangbang with Snow White, what dwarf name would you give yourself? Do I hear Horny? Kinky? Lustful? Cock? Go!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I would be Strappy... And can I go first please, but someone can do me at the same time. Let's get a choo choo train going. 😎

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    by some of the comments to my posts I would have to be DOPEY lmao   Mooks

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    by some of the comments to my posts I would have to be DOPEY lmao   Mooks

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    fussy :) And while Snow White is being gang banged by the seven dwarves, I'm going to seduce Prince Charming and run away with him :P

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Humpy.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I used to be Snow White,until I drifted.....but much more fun to be the Evil Queen me thinks

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    If it was one of those gangbangs where they wear the masks etc...Gimpy!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    and be "watchfull".If I loose my shoes at midnight it just means I've had to much to drink and walking home barefoot.Most likely doing the walk of shame at sunrise.FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !Just read Amicus75 comment on masks!(They put the fear of god in me, scare the crap out of me) FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Leggy!   almost 6 ft tall and i love heels!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    So are we using the apple as a gag? 😈

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Sorry for the visual there Foxy I'll be the naughty dwarf (for bringing up the masks) sent to the corner with a box of kleenex... you can call me Spanky.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' So are we using the apple as a gag? 😈 Not a bad idea... apple in the mouth stops you from using the safety word... being strapped to the Saint Andrews Cross may restrict you from making the safety action so you could bite off a bit and scream "Red" to save the day.You may call me Subby Dwarf.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'So are we using the apple as a gag? 😈 we want 'Sleeping Beauty' sex. i

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Cocky.... lol- Posted from rhpmobile

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Jack RabbitMado

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    What's red and has 7 holes in it?   Snow white's hymen.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Line em up....Energizer Bunny....POUND POUND POUND POUND all night loooooooooooooong!!FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    As in : I'm just Happy to be here ;) Single Male @ a GangBang GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Kaleidoscope' Leggy!   almost 6 ft tall and i love heels!. Just like me hun, we'd never qualify to be Dwarfs.   Tall

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    A cock conga line Meeka! Whew I'd like to see that!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I want to be "next"............just ahead of meeka might be fun !

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I thought I'd be DeePee, though Meeks said I should be TeePee... I'd drag the huntsman into a shed, while the rest of you weren't looking.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Moody dwarf........one second in a horny mood, the next in a curious mood, the next in a passionate mood, the next Ina horny mood....did I say that twice? :)

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    12 years ago

    Well I had been given the nic name Snow White several years ago!!! If anyone who knows the mid north coast - port macquire - there was an amusement park there called 'fantasy glades' Snow White n the 7 dwarfs cottage was there! Mr Cheeky n myself had amazing sex on snow whites bed!! I can still remember it n the orgasm it brought!!! Mmmmmmmmmmmm..... My dwarfs name would be 'mischef' Mrs C - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !Just read Amicus75 comment on masks!(They put the fear of god in me, scare the crap out of me) I'll look after ya !! TallFOXY

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'So are we using the apple as a gag? 😈 to come up with this idea (haha) Tall

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    to the lovechild of Grumpy and Sleepy? Lol. That would be me!- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Spoofy? Or should that be Spunky?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I will need a foot stool though. 😇

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    We need a fluffer. Any takers??

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    My gods, this is a dumb thread.

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'We need a fluffer. Any takers?? I'll take ya as a fluffer. Tall

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    that would be Slumpy.....

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Isn't anybody going to claim Stumpy? I will be Bashful.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    ...but only to do a write up for the forums... Call me hack, but don't call me late for breakfast :) Hp xo 💌 Because I'm worth it...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    let's invite the very sexy Peter Dinklage and play a Game of Thrones

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Bouncy

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    And Bumpy . GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Tall, we need a fluffer for droopy.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Would that be Musical Thrones?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'Tall, we need a fluffer for droopy.   And some desensitising lube for Prematurely.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    like your thinking

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'Tall, we need a fluffer for droopy. We'll just have to go together.   Tall

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mesmerised'Would that be Musical Thrones? would that be of the woodwind section ?   Tall

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Now that there are about 25 dwarfs lined up, maybe Snow White could borrow some desensitising lube too ;)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Nobby :)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    That just sounds sooo wrong!!! Lol- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho its a gangbang to go! Hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho *insert grin* FOXY - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Need some one to capture this found momentous story ;),,

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    so long as it's not droopy I don't mind :)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Spoofy.   Why else is she called 'Snow' white living with 7 dwarfs!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Just call me Walt. Been trying to come up with a sequel for over 70 years. Camera anyone??- Posted from rhpmobile

  • SlipperyWetFun

    SlipperyWetFun

    12 years ago

    Was the poison apple really a fruit or was it the name of a naughty little minx that Snow White took a lick of. If so I'm taking a tangent and calling myself Hungry and I'll eat that sweet, juicy Apple. Yum yum. More more more. Cheers Pete. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    fatty

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Sticky ... with her pussy juice- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Lumpy, stumpy and grumoy lol- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    we would love to cum all over snow white while Lauren is being banged by seven dwarfts I would love to run off with lilmiss_fussy :-)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Lucky if I was invited and definitely lucky if Mrs J let me go. Lucky all round if we both went lol Mr J- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Gropy, sleezy, horny and a few more, I can wear alot of hats lol- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Bashful lol- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    thats funny and clever

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I will be "prince Christian Grey" and ill host this swaray in my red room - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Growlee....... 😜- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Id be randy dwarf- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I thought we weren't supposed to use the word "Dwarf" . GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    How the seven dwarfs got their names.. Miss Snow White was a randy cow And desperate for a fuck, So off she went into the woods To try and get some luck.She’d almost given up looking When she saw some chimney smoke, Then she stumbled on the cottage And went on in for a poke.Her clothes came off in seconds And she’d just removed her pants, When seven dwarves came marching in With a merry song and dance.Snow White just stood there speechless And thought she was in heaven, Originally after one good shag But now she could have seven.Straight away she took command “My fanny needs a lick!” And when one dwarf moved forward, She said “You’d better drop you prick”So down he went onto all fours, and said “I ain’t licking that”, “Not there, that is my arse-hole You DOPEY little brat!”The next dwarf started blushing, “Do we have to do it here?” Snow White said “Don’t be BASHFUL Unless you’re a f*cking queer”So reluctantly he whipped it out, To prove he was no fool. And Snow White gave a big “Heigh-Ho” As she rode upon his tool.Now one dwarf wasn’t smiling Cos he hadn’t had a sniff, And due to his impatience He couldn’t raise a stiff.“Relax” you GRUMPY bastard”, So he did as he was told, And as soon as he was hard enough, He shot his f*ckin load.The next dwarf got a blow-job, And she took him deep quite easy, But she just avoided brain-damage, When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.With three dwarves left she turned and said, “You’re next, I want your knob!” But not sooner had he entered her, And he was sleeping on the job.“Wake up you SLEEPY bastard” She wanted more from him, And he woke with such excitement, That he filled her hairy quim.The next dwarf rammed his up her, And shagged her fanny raw, A dazed Snow White them whimpered “That should be against the law.”He made poor Snow White tremble, He was so big and thick. “No wonder you’re so HAPPY, With that fucking great big prick”With one dwarf still remaining, But feeling rather sore, She said, “You’ll have to use your tongue, My twat can’t take no more!”And so he put his tongue to work, Where others had placed their cocks, And ‘cos he made Snow White feel better, She named the last dwarf “DOC”.Now Snow White couldn’t do much, With all that sperm inside her quim, So she grabbed a cup, and squatted, And filled it to the brim.So there’s the truth about the dwarves, And how they got their names, By satisfying Miss Snow White, And joining in her games.There’s one more thing you need to know, And that’s – What happened to that cup, Well think of what you’re drinking, Next time you order 7-Up!FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    No one had offered to be DOC????lolz Make everyone feel better. ;)The Alpha dwarf....He's kinda cute wearing those glasses.. FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Ready

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'MisterGreen'I thought we weren't supposed to use the word "Dwarf" . Little persons.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Fuck a little person? Okay. 😈

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'madotara69'Jack RabbitMadoNNOOOO!!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Moisty     Juicy

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I think it is the word midget that is non pc...but to be sure,how about...Snow Caucasian and the Seven Height Challenged Men......The Evil Queen

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    It's Albino Woman and the Seven Gargoyles . GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • Bubbaj

    Bubbaj

    12 years ago

    the little mermaid not a dwarf :)need to be kissed by a gorgeous partner to get some permanent legs

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'Fuck a little person? Okay. 😈 Does that mean you are offering ???   Cheers, Tall

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Loved that lil poem. Did it give you RSI though ? Need a massage after that effort ?   Good one.   Tall

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'JayJay_66' Quoting 'madotara69'Jack RabbitMadoNNOOOO!!! HALARIOUS!!!!!!!!foxy

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    curly

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Where is Dommy and Subby dwarf? Have they been invited?

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mesmerised' My gods, this is a dumb thread.       Who's idea was this anyway ?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Is there Naughty dwarf amongst the party??FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    too funny

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Hmm, these studded heels will need to come off, or a little person may lose an eye.     (Actually, apperently Cinderella is in need of one and the Old Lady might like a change of scenery.)

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    needs a studded heel ? Mes you must have read a different story to the one I know.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mesmerised' Quoting 'MisterGreen'I thought we weren't supposed to use the word "Dwarf" . Little persons. You are quite correct MisterGreen, though the girls are on the money the proper term is an LP-Little person. and as- was it Freya mentioned -you NEVER use the "M" word-highly offensive. I Know this is a tongue in cheek thread, but for personal reasons, cant join in

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Is that why you were perched up on that stool Ding ? I hadn't picked you for THAT little a person 😛 Rapunzel... Rupunzel... Let your hair down... Nah... Wrong color... Too long... 😎 🙉🙊🙈 Hp xo 💌 Because I thought that you were "just the right height"...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    her: Screamerhim: Handy

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Highpriority' Is that why you were perched up on that stool Ding ? I hadn't picked you for THAT little a person 😛 Rapunzel... Rupunzel... Let your hair down... Nah... Wrong color... Too long... 😎 🙉🙊🙈 Hp xo 💌 Because I thought that you were "just the right height"... Hardly HP, but my daughter is a Dwarf, so id rather not  play

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Kisses to you. You know none of us mean anything by it at all. Its just a fairy tale about a woman and 7 men really.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Ding. I'm trying to keep my mind out of the gutter... I will keep my mind out of the gutter ! Hp xo 💌 Hugs ding...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    of course I know that!! I wasnt having a go at anyone or anything, simply clarifying for HP's benefit

  • WyldOneParties

    WyldOneParties

    12 years ago

    Sleezy? :)

  • WyldOneParties

    WyldOneParties

    12 years ago

    Who the hells wane, I meant one.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Bubbly Dwarf ... French of course.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I always thought Licky was the 8th dwarf and I heard he can breath through his ears...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    still Bubby dwalf. And it was Gosset Blanc, thank you Amicus. ;-)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'paintwalkabout'still Bubby dwalf. And it was Gosset Blanc, thank you Amicus. ;-) How much have you had?

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