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You know you're a swinger when...

September 14 2010

Looking at a house today to rent, Salina and I walked into the main bedroom, it was small. The whole house was OKAY, no air conditioner in the bedroom. Summer is coming, this is no good. Walked into the en-suit, average, single basin YAWN... oh what is that smell chlorine, it's like a public swimming bath. I turn around and there is another room adjacent to the en suit there's a sauna, past that there is a SPA in the middle of the house. is a HUGE inside SPA. Like for 8 people, like a swingers swimming pool. Salina and I salivated. OMFG!! this was the house!! Is that bad, that my only reason for wanting the house, is the totally 70's swingers bloody spa !!! God what am I to do? apart from invite you all around of course :P Andy

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I'm Sorry Andy I dont understand the question....OH I get it you want to know where to buy scented candles in bulk right??? Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I had the pleasure of staying at a house in the Noosa hinterland designed and built by a German nightclub owner. It had three very private small out door pools and a ampitheatre like lounge with a spa right in the middle. The place had about ten bedrooms and was very 70's. It was a mental share house. Now you have the perfect excuse to grow wicked sideburns and wear terrible 70's clothes, and buy all that junk form second hand shops that you wouldnt put into a normal place. One word of caution but, only sign a 6 month lease because I reckon after that long you'll be sick of the smell of the spa and the contant wet smell and mould that permeates from it.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I'm in!!! Hugs... Mrs P

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    We can move CI to your house for a night..yeah! but i am first in...no tadpoles wanted on this chickie..

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Scented candles, shag pile rugs, a fish bowl for your keys as you enter the house, fondue and phallic shaped finger foods :PI am inclined to agree with exit only in regard to damp and smell, who puts a hot tub inside the house? Pretty cool though, and very sad that we loved it!xx SalinaPS...CI night at ours if we get the place, ofcourse you may have first dibbs Leesa :)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Sounds like very fun party house! wouldn't want to live there, but the wildest party house!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    So are you gonna take the house??? Curious hugs... Mrs P

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    How could they resist?? Even for just 6 months then the novelty would wear off.. Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    you simply can't resist the urge to pull over, run into the park and get on the swings before anyone else...

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I am 100% with you on that. I can't tell you how much I'd love to check it out haha, but obviously the spa is over there and I'm over here... so it looks like never the twain shall meet. Andy, pathetic it might be but I can't confirm that wanting the house because of the spa is bad... it so sounds like something I'd have to check out in a holiday house LOL. I did a search of holiday houses a cpl of years ago and so wanted to check out the one with the multi purpose double shower head lol. Gotta love gimmicks. Pity there were no pics!!!Hugs... Mrs P

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Oh gawd. I had bright ideas and installed an 8 person in ground spa pool in my ensuite bathroom ... first night it was installed I had to test it... wife 8.9 months pregnant.. in we go... beautiful... we didnt even have the walls built around it at that stage... then the neighbour comes over to complain about the noise... gawd. After that of course, the pool was always full of kids whenever we wanted to use it. Oh well. I can't wait till they all leave home!!! .. Then I'll be shifting into a 1 bedroom apartment in the city (so they cant move back in) Oh.. but it has to have a balcony... after all.. an exhibitionist has to be able to fuck somewhere convenient in public.. jeese. Hugs Stalky