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You know your'e getting too old when..........
July 26 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
you're never too old for us mrs x
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RHP User
12 years ago
When you go back to UNI and discover your surrounded by children.
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RHP User
12 years ago
You think "Getting Lucky" means finding your car in the parking lot and "Getting any?" means sleep. I am not old, I am chronologically gifted.
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RHP User
12 years ago
when a partner says "Lets go upstairs and make love"It's replied with "Honey I can't do both!"Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
When the music is too loud..... On the pokie machines :p- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
when you get excited at the thought of bending over the new zimmer
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wingman2014
12 years ago
What you used to do all night now takes you all night to do. And when your scrotum starts to slap the inside of your thighs :(- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
- You shave your pubic area to hide the grey hairs - Having a sleep-in is just as satisfying alone as it is with someone - Coming to the sad realisation that you are outside of everyone's age criteria
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RHP User
12 years ago
Our thoughts on "One Direction"? They're simply the "wrong direction". We must be old already....
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RHP User
12 years ago
I don't feel a scrotum slapping the inside of my thighs yet lol (Wingman)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Not hitting the "A" lines these days...Those gaps are just getting too big.And the recovery time when I do come off is a lot longer.
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RHP User
12 years ago
When you don't even know who One Direction is. Although I have a vague recollection of young boys in old man cardigans?
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RHP User
12 years ago
When you start conversations with your friends and lovers about their health and what did the doctor say. Bwahaha. ;-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
you dance the FOX TROT to One Direction.FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
you love One Direction more than Justin Bieber because you love cardigans.FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'When you start conversations with your friends and lovers about their health and what did the doctor say. When most names in your phone (or worse, your address book) start with Dr.
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RHP User
12 years ago
when you feel your athritic joints before your morning wood- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Beige undies are acceptable. You WANT the seated area at outdoor concerts. When going out for 'a' drink after work actually means 'a' drink.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
You know you are getting old when you running around the park trying to do your laps and your knees telling you , '' stop it you are hurting me "...
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madotara69
12 years ago
You know if you are getting old, if you believe it is time to grow upMado
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RHP User
12 years ago
When you start conversations with ................. 'when I was your age'
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RHP User
12 years ago
When you can answer this question.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Feeding the chickens is no longer an option and you have to start feeding the ducks, that's if you haven't been naughty and the wheel chair is facing away from the duck pond (bloody grumpy nurse, didn't mean to grab her bum, thought it was a couple of wombats fighting in a white sack)
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RHP User
12 years ago
When you post in RHP forum's every day
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RHP User
12 years ago
Mado, what's that?- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
never,never,do THAT
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RHP User
12 years ago
Conversation for you is describing in every minute detail what you had for breakfast lunch and dinner...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Mesmerised' You think "Getting Lucky" means finding your car in the parking lot and "Getting any?" means sleep. I am not old, I am chronologically gifted. You know you're getting out when you say *presses like button* ...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Saturn65' Conversation for you is describing in every minute detail what you had for breakfast lunch and dinner... that's just vanilla facebook types ...
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Your sweet new ride is a mobility scooter You stop using hair gel and start using Just for Men .
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RHP User
12 years ago
When you see "One Direction" and in your head hear "backstreet's back alright..."
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'paintme' Quoting 'Saturn65' Conversation for you is describing in every minute detail what you had for breakfast lunch and dinner... that's just vanilla facebook types ... Quoting 'paintme' Quoting 'Saturn65' Conversation for you is describing in every minute detail what you had for breakfast lunch and dinner... that's just vanilla facebook types ... Quoting 'paintme' Quoting 'Saturn65' Conversation for you is describing in every minute detail what you had for breakfast lunch and dinner... that's just vanilla facebook types ...Quoting 'paintme' Quoting 'Saturn65' Conversation for you is describing in every minute detail what you had for breakfast lunch and dinner... that's just vanilla facebook types ... ....Nahhhh Just think thats my parents....
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RHP User
12 years ago
When you cant OBVIOUSLY work out the quote feature....apologies guys....!!!!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
You know you're old when you still apologise ...
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RHP User
12 years ago
When a 20-something year old colleague keeps pointing out all these hot women, and all I can think is they're young enough to be my daughter.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'paintme' You know you're old when you still apologise ... Presses "like " button
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RHP User
12 years ago
When the Flight attendant thinks you look like Tracey Grimshaw...
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luvsilver
12 years ago
a lot of the parents at your childrens school seem just way too young . OR you actually start reading the ingredients lists on packages while food shopping. Mr Luvsilver
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BrightBubbly
12 years ago
When you are sitting here nodding at everyone's replies cos they ALL relate !!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'luvsilver' a lot of the parents at your childrens school seem just way too young . OR you actually start reading the ingredients lists on packages while food shopping. Mr Luvsilver it's called surviving parenthood!
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RHP User
12 years ago
When you go out to dinner and see all the "kids" around town getting pissed and think "put something warmer on...." Or call one direction - No direction
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madotara69
12 years ago
Just scroll through these posts, hot sugar is what I see. Hot sugar gives toffee, and I love toffee apples, they are delectable.Mado
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RHP User
12 years ago
you can't buy cassette tapes or single records anymore.FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
One direction????"like" button?????face book????????Justin Bieber??????????? Huh? I must be too old !
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RHP User
12 years ago
U laugh at all these jokes cos u can relate... :-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Start doing the yearly Alzheimer's testing on line.
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RHP User
12 years ago
When your hangovers last 3days ahhhh why do we doit:-(
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY'you can't buy cassette tapes or single records anymore. Also when you understand the connection between a cassette tape and a pencil. Come to think of it: When I was young, illegally downloading music involved a cassette player and me pressing the pause button when the radio DJ started talking. Well dang, feeling all melancholic now, and I didn't even think I was that old.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Mesmerised'Also when you understand the connection between a cassette tape and a pencil. Come to think of it: When I was young, illegally downloading music involved a cassette player and me pressing the pause button when the radio DJ started talking. Well dang, feeling all melancholic now, and I didn't even think I was that old. I so remember doing exactly the same thing.... And Mes you are so not old by any definition!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Mesmerised' Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY'you can't buy cassette tapes or single records anymore. Also when you understand the connection between a cassette tape and a pencil. Come to think of it: When I was young, illegally downloading music involved a cassette player and me pressing the pause button when the radio DJ started talking. Well dang, feeling all melancholic now, and I didn't even think I was that old. BLAHH HA HA I used to do the same thing!!!I came across some old cassette taps in a box the other day.I found INXS Kick and I'm sure there was a few I had recorded from the radio.I would love to hear what's on them - however don't own a cassette player.My daughter said "OMG!!! Mum put them away no one has them anymore, I-tunes mum I-tunes" Had a giggle at that, as it was really not that long ago....FOXY
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On_Safari
12 years ago
I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet. When you look at a hawt young guy and wonder what his Father looks like...... There are 3 Ages of Woman: youth, middle age, and now you look good! Remember When... Memory was something you lost with ageAn application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a pianoA web was a spider's homeA virus was the fluA CD was a bank accountA hard drive was a long trip on the roadA mouse pad was where a mouse lived Michael Jackson was blackAnd if you had a 3-inch floppy . . . You just hoped nobody ever found out! And I made this extra BIG for those of you with failing eyesight.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
And a tape player......
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RHP User
12 years ago
I guess when you start talking about being old it is definitely happening :-)As someone said: "And if you had a 3-inch floppy . . . You just hoped nobody ever found out!" Well, My first computer had an 8 inch one
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wingman2014
12 years ago
One too many facelifts and you will end up with a beard Lol.....think about it - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' And a tape player...... I digitised all my vinyl to mp3's.I bought a jigger off eBay to plug my iPhone into my cassette player.Note the jargon.
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting '50zkool' Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' And a tape player...... I digitised all my vinyl to mp3's.I bought a jigger off eBay to plug my iPhone into my cassette player.Note the jargon. Pardon the query , I thought the jigger was called a dangle, or can we dangle our jiggers in the same ports (holes) I'm not sure if we can jigger or dangle at the same angles to achieve the same results. Dangling our jiggers is the new jargon that is a time tell new age phenomenon.Mp3, vinyl, cassette, or the future X467778mddrtpsd, sounds best through a good old two channel valve amp. Some things are just to good to change. Though it sounds like you know how to use your jigger, and maybe you can dangle it too, that is cool.Mado
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RHP User
12 years ago
You are still complaining about Microsft Office 2007 because you still can't figure out how to do simple things. FOR FUCK SAKE!!!!!! Where the bloody hell is the default settings or options on word. Unbelievable!! Grrrr For some reason all my hyperlinks are coming up as the written link instead of the actual graph, etc. I have obviously magically changed the settings somehow. Arrrrhhhh!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Because we were here yesterday - OK I know it's not my line but I love it.Also the other day a friend asked me if I had ever given a Bj.Well hell yeah - man life is too short - I don't need to move into the next life with any regrets......He then started to fondle me in front of his wife, who couldn't wait to get her panties off - it was all out fun from there on.I did make one mistake - I told him his wife gave better head than him - he'll get over it and his wife can't stop giving head.Life is good.....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'hot__lips' I don't feel a scrotum slapping the inside of my thighs yet lol (Wingman) just other peoples balls is all
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RHP User
12 years ago
When you bend down to do something, your farts just fall out.When you have sex , missionary is the wildest thing you can do.When the only time you get to blow something, is when you get breath testedWhen you brush your teeth with shaving cream because you cant find your glasses.When you you need five hormone patches to get a pussy twingewhen you find flat shoes make you go ahhhhhh and heels your wardrobe is full of heels you never wear unless its to bed when you have your feet up
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RHP User
12 years ago
I look at a hot 18yo and then think, I'm out of her age bracket.
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RHP User
12 years ago
and its friggin gone out of your head!!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
getting old when kids you taught years ago, are now adults and are bringing THEIR kids to lessons....(which also means you've been at the same work place a loooooong time ......)
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RHP User
12 years ago
out shopping for formal dress shoes with daughter and thinking............There was nothing like these around when I had my formal!FOXY
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