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You know you're kinky when.....?
November 28 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
But would it be helpful to say that I would love to meet your strap on one day. Pretty please Mistress T
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RHP User
15 years ago
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Have a legitimate excuse ta go to Bunnings this week an buy chain, bar and various stainless fittings. thinkin i'll wear some Leather undies, ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha Earl
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RHP User
15 years ago
...the thought of a woman with a strap-on starts to excite you when your driving past subway...
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RHP User
15 years ago
* you get temporarily confused when people talk about dominant genes * you have to think about tax and the queen to avoid getting overly excited when it's time for injections or medical examinations * you eye the collar on the dog and wonder idly if it'd fit you * you have many more metal connectors in your bedroom than in the shed * you have many more bedroom toys in the shed than there's a right to be (hmmm, Rugged?) * you could set up a small third world medical clinic just with the swabs and such in your bottom bedside drawer... and the final sign you're definitely a kinkster... * if you stand with a piece of rope in your hand too long, you'll have idly knotted it up ready to hang back on the wall (yes, this happened to me abseiling the other day - i also kept eyeing off all the clanky bits hanging off the instructor's belt)! xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
I have no idea what you're suggesting Ms Valkyrie! *kicks tool box under bed* Sounds like I need to put some karabiner clips on my tool belt after reading the above.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Your comments on ropes MsValkyrie reminds me of the time I used to do a lot of train travel. Instead of a book or soduku I would take my favourite piece of rope and practice knots and hitches. My bed has so many ropes attached to the frame it makes it hard to change the sheets lol.
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RHP User
15 years ago
...you get all the fun!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Bad boy. Pull that toolbox out again and let me inspect it!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
ummm i wear a full body harness to work tie ropes in knots , get tangled in said rope , have an inordinant amount of metal gear and karabiners hanging from me as well as some other instruments of torture/pleasure ..... oh and i get stuffed into hot very cramped environments some days too requiriing the use of breathing apparatus ie full face mask and tank with rope gear and headlamp firmly attached to helmet do i count in the scheme of things lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Someone sounds like he's in Mines Rescue or Rope access! It's not a real confined space unless there's running sewage and it fills with foam twice a day you know
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MistressT'Your comments on ropes MsValkyrie reminds me of the time I used to do a lot of train travel. Instead of a book or soduku I would take my favourite piece of rope and practice knots and hitches. My bed has so many ropes attached to the frame it makes it hard to change the sheets lol. You need to sign up for Riggers school at Annandale. They'll teach you many clever knots and even teach you to build a scaffold to hang your toys from while you spank them. Tafe, more than just a place to learn work skills.
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RHP User
15 years ago
You know you are kinky when half of your toys can be jumpstarted off a car battery !!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
or a oil rig leg(support) full of seawater and oil/gas fumes or some other stupidly explosive environmentor air con or lift ductingand yes rope access is the game , did you read my profile ?
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RHP User
15 years ago
plain old cock in cunt shagging has taken on a fetishistic glow due to lack of application.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'pheasant_plucker' ummm i wear a full body harness to worktie ropes in knots, get tangled in said rope, have an inordinant amount of metal gear and karabiners hanging from meas well as some other instruments of torture/pleasure ..... oh and i get stuffed into hot very cramped environments some days too requiriing the use of breathing apparatus ie full face mask and tank with rope gear and headlamp firmly attached to helmet do i count in the scheme of things lol well now im all turned on... roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Polar_Bear_Girl'plain old cock in cunt shagging has taken on a fetishistic glow due to lack of application. If your cock or cunt is starting to glow you win the Kinky stakes not sure what your doing but it sounds wild :) Mike
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose' good to see your butt is back lovecurvie :-) In the words of that guy off Iron Chef...Always a Pleasure Roxxy :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MsValkyrie' * you get temporarily confused when people talk about dominant genes * you have to think about tax and the queen to avoid getting overly excited when it's time for injections or medical examinations * you eye the collar on the dog and wonder idly if it'd fit you * you have many more metal connectors in your bedroom than in the shed * you have many more bedroom toys in the shed than there's a right to be (hmmm, Rugged?) * you could set up a small third world medical clinic just with the swabs and such in your bottom bedside drawer... and the final sign you're definitely a kinkster... * if you stand with a piece of rope in your hand too long, you'll have idly knotted it up ready to hang back on the wall (yes, this happened to me abseiling the other day - i also kept eyeing off all the clanky bits hanging off the instructor's belt)! xx Wow!! It sounds to me as though one might qualify as a kinkster just by knowing MsValkyrie! Perhaps we should set up a register similar to the Erdos Number system. I'd love to see your bedroom - the sexual excitement mixed with abject terror is quite titillating...
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RHP User
15 years ago
your Mum tells you you are....and trust me if you knew my Mum then you would agree....lol Kisses Focus PS DominaT OMG i found the benfits of bunnings over the weekned and am happy to say there is one 10min up the road....may need to be on first name basis up there me thinks Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Snowshoe' Wow!! It sounds to me as though one might qualify as a kinkster just by knowing MsValkyrie! Perhaps we should set up a register similar to the Erdos Number system. I'd love to see your bedroom - the sexual excitement mixed with abject terror is quite titillating... *giggles* you're very qualified then - we'll organise the certificate to be sent out to you immediately. and i love it when you talk maths geek to me, Snowshoe... mmmmm, now talk physics! go on! woot!
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