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Your porno name
April 14 2017
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RHP User
9 years ago
Dirk Diggler wasn't an actual porn star name, it was Boogie Nights' name for their version of John Holmes, who used his own name for his porn name. Go figure. My porn name, based on my first pet and the first street I lived in, is Tarzan Linton, which is pretty damn good. I'd just go with that.
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RHP User
9 years ago
I thought the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on created your porn name. That makes my name Sandy Mesa. I like it, should make it my profile name.
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RHP User
9 years ago
I like Rambo movies....mine would be Rambone...
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RHP User
9 years ago
Wasn't one of those porn name generator things supposed to be a combination of your first pet's name and the first street you lived on? If so mine would be Brandy Belandra lol
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RHP User
9 years ago
Today's movie will be warm and wet with frequent showers. 🌧💦☔️ Eileithiya, that would make me Rocket Blackburn, hmm not bad, I have a rocket.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Ivana Humperdinck Miss Demeanour Dee Praved
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RHP User
9 years ago
...or Harley Hardtail. Quoting 'Eiliethiya' Wasn't one of those porn name generator things supposed to be a combination of your first pet's name and the first street you lived on?If that were the case, I'd be Peanuts Pearl. Naaaaaaaa......
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RHP User
9 years ago
Debbie Deepthroat 😛😜 Inspired by Meander's Debbie does Dallas comment a while back 😀 I'll own it 😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
Scarlett Star Squirter 😀
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quiet devious
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RHP User
9 years ago
No just no. My name would be Lucy Lowndes. Not a bad ring to it but kinda doesn't work well for me
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
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RHP User
9 years ago
I'd be Tiny Wells 🤣 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'PepperRose' Miss Demeanour That makes me think of Missy Elliott...although Work It would be a pretty fitting song Going with the pet / street name thing, my porn name would be Lady Wagga. Not quite sure about that one...
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RHP User
9 years ago
I would be Tiffy Pine
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RHP User
9 years ago
Now if you swapped the f's for t's, and took the n out of pine, titty pie 😂😂😂 OR Tiffiny Pine lol very sofisticated 😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
So let's see... Scanty Lass
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RHP User
9 years ago
So that would be Tiny Hoxton although if choosing.... Big Boobs Barbie 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile
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Smilingwithfun
9 years ago
Using the first pet name, street name, mine would be Tanja Windmill. With a name like that, can a porn star claim unemployment benefits?
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RHP User
9 years ago
I have the same problem, Tiddles Jutland? 😉 😇
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RHP User
9 years ago
Vielle Femme :) Q
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RHP User
9 years ago
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Packington ... more a spy name I think than a hot porn star lol... Maybe my porn name might be ---- Mamry Magnifique 😈😝😉 Mary :) xx
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RHP User
9 years ago
Sadly i would be Dusty Gilbert....not exactly a studly porn name ...more a used car salesmens name!
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RHP User
9 years ago
lol or a country music star 🎸
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RHP User
9 years ago
I can't believe so many people can remember their first street name. Haha. I wouldnt have a clue So on the pet, be PJ
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RHP User
9 years ago
Country music 'porn star' I meant 😉 Ate a spicy chilli pizza once, this Johnny Cash song perfectly described my pain: Love is a burning thing And it makes a firery ring Bound by wild desire I fell in to a ring of fire I fell into a burning ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire, the ring of fire 😧
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RHP User
9 years ago
Introducing...... LOLA COLE!!! Damn that's kinda sexy Just need me some steel-et-toes
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RHP User
9 years ago
We were all given name tags with some made up names on them and that was our name for the night. I was Cuntalina Fucklebitch I apologies to anyone not liking the first name. I don't usually use that word but I thought it was pretty funny and still do.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Atalanta69' So that would be Tiny Hoxton although if choosing.... Big Boobs Barbie 😜 ...how anatomically deficient Barbie (Ken too) was if you happen to drop her pants? Now you understand why they never had a family!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'bigsur83' Introducing...... LOLA COLE!!! Damn that's kinda sexy Just need me some steel-et-toes Lola Cole... love it! Leaves my 'Patsy Churchill' moniker dead in the water lol. Bet you'd look damn fine in those stilettos too :)
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RHP User
9 years ago
Hmm... As Peachy mentioned, it can become a serious security breach so exercising a bit of creative improvisation, that will be : Suzie Orchard! Yeah... about right... cherries and a plum ripe for the picking and a juicy punani good for a licking. Hahaha! :P
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RHP User
9 years ago
Ta-daaah! Kitty Woodlands! "It's not bushy in the woods...so can you find the poor, lost pussy?" =-D
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RHP User
9 years ago
Kitty Woodlands... I think that's the best one yet
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' Quoting 'PepperRose' Miss Demeanour That makes me think of Missy Elliott...although Work It would be a pretty fitting song Going with the pet / street name thing, my porn name would be Lady Wagga. Not quite sure about that one... Would be pretty damn happy
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RHP User
9 years ago
Kitty was my 3rd cat. Suzie and her sister, Pearl, were escape artists who managed to scale up the window grills and escaped into the outdoors. Pearl, being the fairer of the two, was catnapped. Suzie was so despondent that night that for the first time ever, she crawled into bed with me and my ex bf. The next day, Suzie did the escape artist thang again but this time, she brought home Kitty, her new companion! Don't know how they communicated but my neighbour saw the two kittens loitering outside my apartment and she placed them in the little space between the door and the gate to wait for me as I got home after work. Kitty must have suffered some form of abuse because her tail looked a bit odd... shaped like Captain Caveman's club. She was a soprano cat because whenever I picked her up for a hug or a cuddle, she would kinda semi-growl and the nearer I brought her towards my face, the higher the pitch of her meow. I used to bring her nearer and then further and hear her sing her soprano scales. Hehehe! So yeah... Kitty Woodlands.
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RHP User
9 years ago
😞😢
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RHP User
9 years ago
Is it weird I already know what my porno name would be? Jim Johnson Just saying I'm already ready, if anyone knows anyone in the bussiness in Sydney.
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RHP User
9 years ago
That certainly shut everyone up 😀 Takes more than that to shut me up. Nice try Jimmy 😯
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RHP User
9 years ago
I did one of those Facebook games once that tells you your stripper name. It came up with 'Pink Candy' for me. I reckon it's not bad as a porno name either 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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Minx99
9 years ago
Daffodil Broadfields Erm.. Not exactly sexy - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
;-) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Well, maybe your first pet is really your parents pet, and your first street is where they chose to live, I would then be Turpin Ingwell. That's more like a Gangster name. My first pet I was given was Sammy Hamster, and at that time I lived in my parents home on West View, so I could be Sammy West. That could be an actor or Jazz singer. My first street I owned a house on was Lilburne Road, so that would make me Sammy Lilburne which sounds like a failed actor. So, if I go to the first pet I owned as having chosen and paid for it, on my first street, it would be Oscar Lilburne. I think that would again suit an actor or Jazz singer 👨🎤. Probably more fitting would be my current location and fur friend, Banjo Castlefern, now that does sound like a porn star ⭐️ doesn't it? M_D4 - Posted from rhpmobile
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WillingWoman
9 years ago
Spell it backwards 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Prince Spring (pet & street)........ not working for me... - Posted from rhpmobile
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KinkyDom4Sub
9 years ago
Sandy Walker. Has a nice ring to it :P - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Rocky Builtmore Way.😛
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Offroadfun666
9 years ago
Ivor Biggun 😂😂😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
@PepperRose... I actually like that... Pepper Rose as a cool porn name for you lol xxx 😉 Mine would be either just plain "Denzel " or by going by the 1st pet and street name i would be "Patch Bowers" lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Blackie Denison - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Foxie Elaine No joke - Posted from rhpmobile
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Anthonyesq1
9 years ago
"Tarzan Chauvel" .,,,,, sounds like a French porn star lost in the jungle ... meets Jane... The rest is history - Posted from rhpmobile
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sweet_cherry69
9 years ago
Wow love it ! Mine is Danni Allenby (first pet and street name) Like my second pet and street name instead - ginger Mackie ! 🍒🍒 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Starring: Sandy Lube - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
First pet and street would make mine Fluffy Harker. Not sure that would work well in the porn game 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
We have Patch Wentworth, Jock Livingston - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Gotta pull out some of the Bond/Austin Powers names for porn surely.. Pussy Galore Honey Ryder Plenty O'Toole Molly Warmflash Alotta Fagina Robyn Swallows Ivana Humpalot Dixie Normus
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horneycouplewa
9 years ago
Mr is "SMOKEY BAINBRIDGE".Mrs is "SUZIE WELBURN". They both have a nice ring to them.
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RHP User
9 years ago
SHANDY MOUNT !! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Donald Hump. - Posted from rhpmobile
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Minx99
9 years ago
My name changes from Daffodil Broadfields to Belle Alderfield :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Girth Brooks? Max Boner? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Yogi Sunset - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Pet: Lizard, "Joustin". Street: Beaver Street. Porno name: "Joustin Beaver". Who wins?: I win :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Just thought of a good one - Prissy Pony! =D
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RHP User
9 years ago
Rides like a pony. Bucks like a bull
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RHP User
9 years ago
Haha! That's a really amusing tagline! Good one!
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RHP User
9 years ago
... Spud Solomon ... :/ .... maybe Danny Dilator ?
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RHP User
9 years ago
Swinging Mounting Devil
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blossom030
9 years ago
Buster Carroll - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Mine would be Fred Finsterwald Lol. I'm a chick! So wouldn't work. I'll stick with Kirstyisthirsty. 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Would make me Sledge Jordan. I could live with that lol. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
: Ricky Jizz :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
DannyBig - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
ron jeremy
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RHP User
9 years ago
Randy leprechaun ☘️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Put me down for.... Freddie Bassingham. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
I would be.... Clicky Childs - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Oliver Moore !
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RHP User
8 years ago
Analease😁😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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