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all cats are dark at night...

November 07 2009

Last night i witnessed sth that got me thinking. I was in a pub and there was this good looking guy trying to score with a fairly attractive chick (great eyes and beautiful hair). Bit surprising since he was a 'better quality' than her, but maybe he was just desperate. I dont know. I thought it was a slam/dunk case, but unexpectedly she left. Then he started talking to this real scrubber. My question is this: Guys,how many beers/etc does it take before you go 'fuck it, API'?

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Given the opportunity for discretion, most guys are bi curious after 4 beers.... so I'm guessing around 4... lolz Gaz

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    These Pups would love lap the fussiness out of trish's pussy!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Better quality? Slam dunk? Real scubber?   Need I say more??   You don't mention if you got any attention from the ladies that evening. If your attitude is indicative of anything, some how I doubt it.      lovebittenxoxoxo

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    ...Ya wouldn't be a professional by any chance, would ya?...."A scrubber!!!..."...erm...this seems to me to be a disparaging word for a woman...but maybe i've misread ya...did ya mean she was scrubbing the floor...hence a scrubber?...and what is API?...thanks...oh, can't answer ya question cos i don't look at fings in dat way...cheersJose...

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    I don't know weather that guy had beer gogles on or not, Seems to me more likely to be one of those guys that goes out to get whatever he can, start at the top and work his way down, Spreading diseases allong his merry journey !   Reminds me of a story.....A guy i know, told me he took a girl home after a long night of Drinking.....Awoke in the morning, left the girl asleep in his bed , and went to the shop for food, Then waited  across the road to watch his House untill  she left....I said she couldn't have been that bad could she ?.....and he gave me blank look..... I told him to stop drinking.....!.....I suppose If he did he would loose his excuse then ?   desperate guys are just as nasty as desperate girls I think !

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Well put! A scrubber is something you clean saucepans with, not make love too! Exactly!   But I suppose if you have an attitude like panda's, the saucepan/coke bottle/jam jar might be the only place he gets any sexual relief!   lovebittenxoxoxox

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Yes, i agree that in this case we are talking desperate. But ppl do it for different reasons. Lost a bet once and had to do it. Mind you it was awesome ( except for errr estetic aspect of it - i mean her face, body was lovely). Not sure if it was a case of her being flattered but there was sth different about that one. It felt so natural, and yet i felt like shit afterwards. Just dont like playing on ppls emotions.   P.S. Jose it means exactly the same as this threads title- work it out!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Trish, I've read some of your posts, and you're a hot little kitten! I'm basically straight, but I'd do you ... oops, I mean I do object to you describing yourself as "average". Nice body all over, great smile and great attitude :o) Wish I looked as good as you do. Now get back out there and have some fun!   L xx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    got it....lol...suppose it could have been ASI as well....cheersahh trish...i'll be honest wif ya...hehe...jose...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'lovebitten' Well put! A scrubber is something you clean saucepans with, not make love too! Exactly!   But I suppose if you have an attitude like panda's, the saucepan/coke bottle/jam jar might be the only place he gets any sexual relief!   lovebittenxoxoxox   Lets play nice Lovebitten, ok? No need to be nasty and disrespectul...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Customer we were hoping for a playful lick to our post!I didn't reply to Panda's initial post as I was more interested in flirting with Trish but may as well add my 2c:Seems Panda really rated this other guy, should have given him a shot himself? Maybe this gorgeous guy was arrogant/stupid/boring so couldn't pull that average looking girl with an awesome personality (I hear she is absolutely amazing in bed too!).We're actually turned off the profiles with amazing gym toned bodies in the pics and words stating they want only hot people to contact them. Of course we all only want to hook up with people we're attracted to but can't we all think we're just a little bit hot? Anyone who reads that profile and says "Yes, well I'm damn hot" is likely to be an arrogant so and so aren't they?We hope Trishie thinks we're a little bit hot though, she's smokin! (yes another blatant flirt!)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Guaranteed the girl walked away because she knew that she was lower value so she didn't believe the guy was serious. She thought he was tooling her and it was totally messing up her idea of reality, so to reconfirm her reality she went and found someone who had the same value as herself. In other words, she was insecure. Or he was a complete knob!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I dont think she was insecure at all. She seemed confident and smart probably a thinker.   As for you Lovebitten:   You have been abusing me only because I refuse to lie, but I just state the truth.  I can understand that you got mislead by all those profiles and posts with all right words and phrases. But the truth is that men do not find big girls attractive. Full stop. If you cant see it in real life, please give me 30 min of your time and I will prove it to you. Kindly do the following: a)      randomly pick 10 couples profiles b)      do the same with single blokes and girls.   Have a look at couples friends and get a ratio of slim and attractive girls to overweight and ugly ones. It is always very high. Hmmm, I wonder why… Do the same with blokes profiles. Most of girls listed as their friends are attractive ones- they are the ones they desire. Just to be sure, pick 10 single girls profiles (attractive ones) and 10 ‘less attractive ones’. Compare number of male friends listed.  Am I getting through to you? And finally just to rub it in your face, please go into the main adult chat room and observe for a while. Who gets most attention? I rest my case.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Do you think my issue is with you is because I'm a big girl? Cos, honey, its not.   I am what I am, like me or love me. I dont have a chip on my shoulder. Even if I were Megan Gale, or a women with an akin hot body, I would be offended and appallled by your comments about women.   And anyway, my size does not define me. I have a brain, a personality, great kids, family friends, house paid off, job, and study I enjoy.   Quite frankly, if a man who will not even post a pic or disclose his cock size, height, or anything else about his body on a site like this, finds me "unattractive" cos I am big then BIG BLOODY WHOOP.   Your lack of detail in your profile indicates to me that you are not all that sure of yourself physically. Certainly, you are not proud of what you are.   Now off you go, chooky, and think of some other revolting thing to post about women.   lovebittenxoxoxo

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    KRIKEY !!!!......A sore back......and a sore tongue........where do I sign ?..............Lucky I know a good chiropractor !   xo Tam

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Come on man show some respect, don't insult a woman.  If you believe she was offensive and rude to you, then take the moral high ground and ignore her post, but we don't need people falling out on the internet, or getting their profile banned.Lovebitten has a very nice looking pair of breasts imo - not that that is how you should be judged - and people no matter what their size can still be attractive, whether it's aesthetically or personally.  My best friend (male) is a huge bloke who looked double my age at 16 lmao, but then I did look young, and he had no problem getting girlfriends, just as some of the larger girls at school had no problem.There's someone out there for everyone, whatever their size, race or personality.

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    Well trish I am a voyer......I suppose you could whack the masseuse with a riding crop while they are geting buisy with the Bone cracker, I could feed you cold grapes while your buisy with the whip....Hot work that !!   Then after that, we could take turns at each other, as live sushi bars ?.....   xo Tam

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    Well trish I am a voyer......I suppose you could whack the masseuse with a riding crop while they are geting buisy with the Bone cracker, I could feed you cold grapes while your buisy with the whip....Hot work that !!   Then after that, we could take turns at each other, as live sushi bars ?.....   xo Tam

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Can I come to the picnic too??   What can i bring?   lovebittenxoxoxo

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    you say..."But the truth is that men do not find big girls attractive. Full stop."hmm. what a load of shit. PLENTY OF MEN FIND BIG GIRLS ATTRACTIVE FULL F*@%ING STOP.i am so so sick of the weight debate in forums. size does not matter. everyone likes something different. its true not everyone is everyone else's cup of tea. thats what makes us individuals. some people find a tight bod attractive, some prefer padding on their lovers. some dont mind either. please dont bag people because of their weight or because in your own personal preference they are not attractive to you. beauty is in the eye of the beholder. dont try to speak for all men. you have no right to do that. give the BBW a break and go back to floggin your pecker. jemma365-117-082

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    Heya Yes lovebitten...Yes ! Yes ! YES !....just bring your yummy self.....That would be my type of picnic......I will bring the grapes ......wading pool, jelly, etc.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    To be really fair, if a gorgeous young guy with a ripped bod tried to pick me up, then I would find it very difficult to believe that I was his type (being a bigger girl myself), but I certainly wouldn't ever think of myself as 'poorer quality' or that he was 'out of my league' - just simply that I wasn't his type.  Of course, gorgeous young guys with ripped bods really aren't my type anyway, so it wouldn't really matter :P  (Psssst Tam....gorgeous older guys (not that you're old...just older than me LOL) with ripped bods are totally my type though ;) SMOOCH)   As far as the never ending weight debate goes.... Oh man, why can't people just accept the fact that everyone is attracted to different things in playmates and lovers and stop attacking people for their preferences.  I am totally cool with the fact that some guys aren't attracted to BBW - but that doesn't mean that those that are need to be put down as though there is something wrong with their taste or that there is something wrong with being BBW and that we need to change - we don't.  LittlePanda, you have no right to speak for all men and I, for one, am living proof of the fact that some guys adore bigger girls!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'gazpacho41' Given the opportunity for discretion, most guys are bi curious after 4 beers.... so I'm guessing around 4... lolz Gazwe have awinner! a bloke with balls. thx gaz. not like all those tiny little scarad birds scared to say anything that can offend some aggro fems.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Lovebitten , pls dont hide behind  personal insults. You have started it so lets finish it. I have asked you to check sth out  (you proabl y did ) and having realised you have no case you insult me? Give me a break!  Thats sth i would only excpect from a weight challenged girl. I beg you , lets talk facts/logic, ok? Otherwise i have no choise but to surronder to clearly superior mind. P.S Customer vs tam   hmm fuck yeah... i excpect pic soon :-) Dont be selfish !

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    the world's authority on what men think?!!!....dude, i find your comments both insulting and derogatory...you are definitely entitled to your opinion, but just keep it to that...jose...>>>...heads off to find burial plot for littlepanda...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    always thought if you meet somone get along well with them the rest dont matter

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Weight challenged? Are you serious? As far as I am concerned I was defending all woman when I told to go wank in a jam jar.   Where do you get off?   And yeah, I a weeeeeee bit smarter than you, you horrible, mean, bitter man. Dissing woman is obviously the hobby you have chosen, but dont expect it to get you any loving.   Anyway, am not going to waste any more time on you.   Kisses from a sexy fat smart girl who who is way, way out of your league xoxoxoxoxo lovebitten

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Please under no circumstance include me or many others in your most men listing. By almeans go to my profile and review my friends list and look at your "ratios".   Firstly I find all women attractive and that is not say all women are beautiful. It is the person that is attractive now I actually have a liking for women who are bigger. Lets be honest bigger girls look like women i mean real women. So to some degree I am the exception if I go out just looking for a fuck it will always be a bigger girl I hit on...they are just way much more fun to be with.   If you only go after trophy girls you will end up with something that is appealing to show off but when you have it home you dont really care too much about it.   Better quality FFS where do you get to make that sort of judgement...   LoveCurvie

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    There are always exceptions. As for your profile and what you say it adds up. You are not one of those playing the sensitive tune. You  actually mean what you say. Unusual here, so girls its not all lost... That one is a good. As opposed to blokes like Jose (he is an artist...), using lines 'love/adore all types/shapes of women' etc and when you go to his profile you find out he went out with a very attractive/slim girl. Not a 'all type/shape' girl. In fact, i find it very insulting towards women when blokes say all those correct things and then pick  attractive ones, beacause it just shows that they think women  are so naive (or even stupid) that they can feed anything to them and they will swallow it withou questioning...That whats insulting.But they just dont get it.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    And in it you say, and I quote, "treat other people they way you want to be treated."   Well, from that I assume that you want to be told bluntly about any physical imperfection/personality fault/inferior intellect that you display, and just generally treated as a second class citizen if you do not come up to anyone's exacting standards.   Well, from now on I am gonna have a field day.   And lay off jose! He always presents himself as a nice guy and all my dealings with him have been nothing less than polite and charming. To say that he treats women like idiots is a bit far fetched.   Further, he has a sexy photo, not a lame one like you do, and you don't, so go and rotate on that.   lovebittenxoxoxox

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    The part of your post I don't understand is the "he was a 'better quality' than her". I would have to say I believe people can definitely make a mistake when they have had a few too many. Did it myself yeaaaaars ago.   What makes someone better quality than another especially when they are different sexes.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Now_or_never' The part of your post I don't understand is the "he was a 'better quality' than her". I would have to say I believe people can definitely make a mistake when they have had a few too many. Did it myself yeaaaaars ago. well, I think thats just haggling over terminology. Littlepanda clearly meant he thought the guy was good looking enough to 'match' with someone hotter - 'quality' is perhaps an unfortunate word since it brings other connotations (insert all the usual disclaimers about beauty being in the eye of the beerholder and so forth so nobody gets their knickers in a twist).Being honest here, has nobody ever seen some absolutely stonkingly makes-you-cum-from-their-aura-of-sex-appeal hot person, walking along holding hands with their partner who would lose a beauty-contest to the bastard child of a smashed-crab and a dropped pie (and the crab had been smashed by the Ugly Stick)... and thought "damn, how on earth did they end up with... that?!" (possibly also added "must have money","must have big cock", etc )littlepanda: did you consider how long it was till closing time? From observation, attractiveness seems to be inversely proportional to the time till closing.Perhaps the girl had something he liked (besides the obvious crude answer) that you didnt pick up on because what she had isn't your 'thing.(I do disagree on your comments about what men want - everybody has their own things they like. Sometimes we even like different things at the same time but in different people - particularly on here of all places you can't generalise so much)*resisting urge to break into Diff'rent Strokes song* ... what might be right for you, may not be right for sommmmme

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'sydneyboy3au' yeaaaaars ago. who would lose a beauty-contest to the bastard child of a smashed-crab and a dropped pie (and the crab had been smashed by the Ugly Stick)... and thought "damn, how on earth did they end up with... that?!" (possibly also added "must have money","must have big cock", etc ) that is the one of the best/funniest lines i have ever heard.. thx dude...laughted for a long time  :-)  if u made it up - then u r a genious...:-)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Although I try to remain open minded and not judge others on their appearances alone...I must confess that sometimes I fail.And I also realise my hypocrisy when I expect to be treated the same as the hot young chickie with the short skirt and the perky tits.  Such is the way of the world.If we rely on our basest natures....then we females would go for the most beautiful and strongest male....for he would be the best father for our offspring.But our darn brains....and the resulting so-called intelligence....make us look for more intrinsic values.....personality....sense of humour....potential income.....IQ....etc....and try to find one that matches ourselves.If they come in a nice looking package....then all the better!!!But as we all know....good lookers can get uglier with every word....while mr or miss average can suddenly have the most luscious mouth known to man!I think alcohol lowers our inhibitions in that we care less what OTHER people think about who we have hooked up with.Oh....and sorry for my blonde moment...but what is API??? Spell it out please...my mind is refusing to co-operate!Just my opinion....BJxxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    all pink inside

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    so basically...just a step up from "any hole's a goal" ??But...remember the old saying.....you don't look at the mantlepiece while you're stoking the fire....lmao!And yanno....its why we sometimes like to fuck with the light off...so we can pretend you are Brad Pitt...hahahha!!Just my opinion...BJxxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    not really.. both very funny, but yours could mean going both ways...mine is more specific and not as vulgar   :-)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'MissBJ' you don't look at the mantlepiece while you're stoking the fire....lmao! But get to a doctor if theres a burning sensation?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    why do guys use "beer" as an excuse to lower there standards if i am out and extremely intoxicated I will never lower my standards if i dont see anyone i fancy i wud rather just hav fun with the girls and not worry about hooking up..

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I remember one night in particular when we had a group of people at our place for predrinks before heading to the local. A whole bunch of young ladies i didnt know arrived and I assessed them based on their individual merrits (by merrits I mean, tits and ass) and decided that I definately wasnt keen on any of them.   5 or 6 beers later we were on our way to the pub and I remember thinking "actually, shes not that bad..." This scared me enough to warrant caution... how many girls had their been in the past who i met when already drunk, and not realising that as a sober guy, I wouldnt have been interested.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    What started out as a pretty bad initial forum post......has sunk even lower and now your comments are kind of embaressing and cringeworthy.....How on earth can you say, as an observer, that someone is of a lower "quality" or rank or whatever else you want to call it than someone else, purely from looking at them.  I am not going to get into the whole bigger person-smaller person debate......but just to say that in general, men don't like bigger women, well that just makes you look like a complete tool. H x

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    sorry Muso I dont really care about what you say, i really dont- i just want keep looking at your pic... thats all.. contact lenses?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Some don't care if it's negative as long as they get it...That's it... Mrs P

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    littlepanda.......definitely not contact lenses.......just naturally green.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    as much as i hate to admit it  -  simply mesmorisng... just lost for words at the moment

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Sorry, i don't think its gonna work out for you and muso...   He is simply BETTER QUALITY   Don't worry, I'm sure someone will get drunk enough to really let their standards slip   kisses and hugs   lovebittenxoxoxox

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    Yes I'm sorry to ....That it didn't work out between Muso and Panda.....I am shure Miss Muso is feeling sad and rejected !..as most woman find Panda Irresistible.....A real charmer !

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Eye've had MY eye on Muso for some time lol and as for Panda... I just wanna give him all my attention lol!Kisses... Mrs P :-*

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Lovebitten, are you referring to HIM being better quality or was it meant to be SHE is better quality??  LOL. And as for saying you're sure someone will be drunk enough to let their standards slip......I certainly hope you're not referring to them having to slip low to get me.......not the case at all my friend :)Tam, you know I'm saving myself for you........so maybe the sad and rejected thing is more.....phew, maybe I've still got a chance with Tamtam  Woohoo!! (oh and of course Gaz)And Mrs P......and of course Mr P.....I always adore what you guys have to say......my eyes have been on you two as well :)Have another beautiful night everyone. H xx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    take up astrology, contact different species and maybe then you will get what 'it' meant...lol

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hang you head in shame!! Are you an oil painting and who cares what anyone actually looks like. If sex is the object of the exercise, surely it is how the other interacts with you or anyone. And what is this quality thing? Clearly you have none!!!!!!!

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    Hey there muso....I'm certain Lovbitten wasn't refering to you in that reply.........Oh and I didn't realise you were saving yourself for me.Thank you !..Ummnn was i supposed to be celibent ? ....because I have been !....Honest i have...lol....and I definatley wouldn't require a drink minimum for you ...lol   xo Tam.