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October 14 2009

Sex act driver crashes in Humpty Doo, Northern Territory Northern Territory News October 08, 2009 12:01am A DRIVER who crashed his car on a Northern Territory road was having oral sex at the time of the accident, police believe.Police said the 33-year-old man and his female passenger were involved in "amorous activities" when he crashed his single cab Hilux ute in Humpty Doo late on Tuesday night, The Northern Territory News reports. The driver suffered minor hip injuries and his 34-year-old passenger suffered chest injuries. But police said the incident could have had "devastating consequences". Police Duty Superintendent John Emeny said the driver had been distracted by the female passenger and veered into a concrete drain on the opposite side of the road. "It is believed that the driver and his passenger were engaged in amorous activities at the time of the accident," he said. "Whilst there may be a humorous element to this incident there is also a very serious one and that is the devastating consequences that can result from inattentive driving." The vehicle was extensively damaged and had to be towed from the scene. The driver was later breath tested and returned a reading of 0.147 per cent. He has been charged with drink driving, driving without due care and unlicensed driving.

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RHP User

16 years ago

thought it might be fun to post up any sex(y) news stories you may stumble across.... but keep it fun!!

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RHP User

16 years ago

i'm amazed the dude could even get an interest with that much on board chemical!!LRE (doing the volumetric analysis now)

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RHP User

16 years ago

Living in the NT we get great headlines..... my favorite one so far was when the finacial crisis hit earlier this year..... all the southern papers discussing our fiscal crisis.... the NT News headline....." My dog ate my g-string". That was broadcast on Today on Nine... needless to say it cemented the Territories reputation as the arse end of the country.... But last week our front page was.... "If the wagon's a rockin', don't come a knocking".... a couple having SEX in the back of the Paddy wagon....on the way to the cop shop......driving through the traffic, being watched by the traffic behind them..... dirty bastards.... Ahhhhh the NT...I love it up here! Frack

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bondage_reality

16 years ago

Some of you may have read this in a previous forum topic....but for the new people here it is A mate of mine was working in display homes This guy walks in n says I need to take a few measurements n dont have a tape measure....your shoe looks about 12 inches can I use that...my mate thinks wtf but ok n hands his shoe over A few minutes later he thinks hmmm still no shoe So he goes upstairs n the guy is up against the wall fucking his shoe...he chases the guy out Only to discover a load of cum in his shoe He worked the day barefoot And that story goes around every Display Home in Vic....but I can introduce you to the poor guy who had a cunt of a shoe

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RHP User

16 years ago

Its got to be the heat, so sexy up there.'.there was this on time in band camp' i was living in darwin then got posted to Queensland so i put up a measage on the board looking for someone to share the ride,then this stunning girl contacts me and we head off in my beasty F100. i kid you not we were bearly out of city limits and i was getting head! OH YEAH two fucking thousand miles to go baby, but then i had to get fuel and she started tuning every guy there and telling guys to follow! by the end of the day i had a fucking convoy pulling into the campsite with me.....so yeah its the heat and those long long roads..so boring..lts fuck!

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RHP User

16 years ago

Hotoz did he cum?? oopsy lolol LRE...gotta agree with you there. Bondy...ooh dear...your poor friend. Frack...hahahaha..They are naughty in NT hun..lol Sorrentosexy..convoy gangbang......wow..good roadtrip!! silly kisses sweetpetite41

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RHP User

16 years ago

Just wanted to say this is a great thread and look forward to reading more and more of these.My two questions are;1. Does it have to be an Australian story? Because in Sydney CBD there's a daily newspaper called MX that has heaps of stories like this in it all the time but they tend to be reports from the other side of the globe.2. Who gets pleasure from a shoe...you'd think their would be too much room and ... i think it's bad to think too hard into it. I can get that people have shoe fetishes but I've never known it to be an actual sexual act.Keep up the good stuffCheers, HH

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RHP User

16 years ago

I'd relocate to the NT just so that I could live in a place called Humpty Dooooo...love the way it sounds :)

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