can a dentist's visit be any less painful???...

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Jose,   Next time you go to the dentist...sit down in the chair and as he comes over, grab his crotch and squeeze firmly while asking "Now we're not going to hurt each other today are we?"   Should ensure a pain-free experience   Michael

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  omg michael, i never thought of that one....lol....good one...jose...

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  I think my dentist would really enjoy that.   Hugs Gaz

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Oh Trish I do feel for ya.  Damn students.   I had an experience a little similar. I was studying massage therepy in my spare time.  The class that day was Myofascial (trigger points) yanno the one that HURTS! lol.  Anyway ya get nakey  in the change room, put a towel on, slip under the blankie, and then your massage partner can remove the towel. My massage partner was having trouble get under my shoulder bone, so called the instructor over.  He assessed the situation and thought it was a good idea to have the whole room over to demonstrate.  Cool no stress me finkies, I will just lay here under me nice warm blankie on me tum, and let them prod about me shoulder. Um nup, that was not going to happen.  He was going to demonstrate how to do a technique on someone sitting up.  Bloody hell...great time to get shy in front of 30 or so complete strangers both male and female.  I swear I could feel me face burning.  Why the hell were they in front of me when they should be around the back anyway?   Anyway, was not the end of it....was finking this instructor had a bit of a crush on me or something.  Again my massage partner called the instructor over, to look at my knee.  She was concerned, about doing techniques on my knee, since I had several  ops on it. Over came the class again, me still nice and warm under me blankie, with sort of one leg exposed just above the knee.  "Right class, I am going to show ya another technique, which will be done on a different muscle group."  Oh hello what is he up to now me finkies.  "For this technique, we will use the trigger points on the inside of the thighs. Please bend both knees up, so ur feet are touching your bottom, and then drop you knees to the side".  WTF!!  With that the blanket was whipped up, like Trish had all these heads between me legs. Now myofascial HURTS they use it on footballers, etc to get through the pain, you have to breathe very similar to giving birth.  Omg did I think I was once he started, except worse, coz someone took it upon themselves to go the other leg at the same time, with others having a feel and a push as well.  Quick way to get over the shame of it all I guess. lol.   xx Miss Honey xx  <<

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Hmmmm my toothy joke I texted ya that day was hysterical Jose' ya ratbag! Rotfl.   I do like the eating a bunny one though hehehe.   kisses Missy

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