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dysfuntion drugs.

October 15 2009

as a small boy, i'd crawl under mummies bed and get amongst her lady soft. you know, the glossy mags that have adds for hair removal and perfume you could never afford to buy your girl if you wanted another airfix kit. i would try to ignore the fireman or the footballer that can count to three in the center and sit there trying to draw the women in the hair removal adds. i'd also read the letters to the editess.this was a bad idea. as i grew up thinking the vast majority of women never ever had an orgasm and only had sex to get their front lawn mowed. it left me thinking nature was a cruel bitch. maybe the universe only had so many orgasms and i was having more than my share?! as if being teenage is not guilt ridden enough!i was reminded of this the other day when i was being forced to listen to some commercial radio due to my location. over an over again i got to hear some add for reptile dysfunction in men. "if your snake wont get wiggly, txt this number. blah blah.." it made me wonder, why i did not hear adds for lady problems? "ladies. if your hot little snake pit wont make your spine tingle..." you get the gist..do all the ladies not have this problem any more or maybe you lot sent nature an purchase order and evolved in the last 30 years? Is it just not cool to talk about ladygasams on commercial radio?LRE (being more responsible with his share)

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16 years ago

Nah, women are always hot for it.... didn't you know??? ahem.... Mate, fact is you can lube your prolapsed granny up and she can still function as a somewhat unsatisfactory yet participating lover.... lmfao.... But a drooopy cock means no penetration is possible... this has the effect of sort of flattening the mood somewhat... Of course, don't get me wrong, there's plenty a guy can do to please a partner when his wang is not up to it.... but the adverts play on the problem... they make men feel insecure about something that they perhaps shouldn't.... and it takes a very confident guy to continue playing in a group sex situation with a soft dick. However, if you find me a chemical that safely enhances the female libido, I'll advertise it internationally and we'll make a motza. We'll call it "Clittle RedE" or something. Hugs Gaz

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16 years ago

Meh...we can just fake it better...a bit of spit or lube...bit of panting....alot of guys cant tell the difference.You guys cant really hide it when things aint working for ya...ya poor buggers!While this is true for some...it isnt for me. I dont see the point of faking it.I dont worry about whether or not he can get me off....I know I can....so Im happy to lend a hand should the need arise.On the other hand...I dont care if a guy cant get hard either...and I dont take it personally...sometimes no cock in the equation leads to better oral and digital delights!Some people put so much emphasis on the actual act of intercourse that they forget all the other wonderful things that two people (or more) can do with each other.For me...my fave sexual thing to do is all the stuff I used to do before I started fucking! Love it all!!anyway..Just my opinion..BJxxx

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16 years ago

as a girl who seems to have a knack for seeking partners that can make me quiver over & over again in one sitting, I am here to let you know that woman has evolved beyond having sex just to get her grass mowed ;) Altho the thought of having a hot little yard boy is quite exciting :Das a general observation - I (mrs) tend to have more big o moments then the mr in our daily shannanagans...and the same goes for other situations...I seem to be the winner when it comes to reaching that point! Lucky me! YAY!I do feel a little bad about the fact that it seems to be so easy for me to reach it...and then come back down to earth only to be shot right back up there again...when a guy has to at least take a short breather between take offs...But I do know women who have problems reaching it just once, and have wondered if it's a technique thing or a mind thing or a little of both or something completely different. And it does seem a taboo subject. I wonder if in a few years time it will be as talked about as the mens ones now are? Its only been in recent years that men have been 'allowed' to talk about it, so maybe, who knows...I do consider myself one very lucky multi-orgasmic ladyBellaxx

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16 years ago

it's a sort of odd anti boast.. but actually you can get a condom on and have a shag with a soft willy.. it takes a bit of practice and your gymnastics are very limited.. but there you go. we_want; i agree.. it probably should not be taboo to talk about ladygazams.

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16 years ago

Mate, I shuddered when I read that... reminded me of something I'll share with you... lolz. Why should I be the only one to suffer. :p I was sitting in the spa the other day wne this guy comes along.. he must have had at least 15 years on me and then some... and he's about to get into the spa.... and I look at him and there's something on his wang... and I look ... its a condom... he's completely flaccid.. and there's a condom on his dick... and it's got ejaculate in it.. and he's got one foot in the spa.... OMFG.... I didn't know I could move that fast. Talk about creepy... I said "Don't get in here, you've got a used condom on you dickhead".. and his reply was "Oh, someone must have put that on me"... ... ... gasp. Hugs Gaz

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16 years ago

Haha Gaz. Well when you want a spa, come hell or high water or condom full of jizz still on cock, you've gotta have a spa! I've wondered about those nasal delivery things, the ads are bloody everywhere, so either they sell truck loads of the stuff or they get very cheap advertising! I remember a dave shapelle skit about it, something along the lines of 'i don't believe in premature ejaculation, when I cum its right on time!'

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16 years ago

i'm so sorry i bought back those memories. those images are so wrong.LRE (truly contrite)

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16 years ago

as is my way i posted the above on a few forums.. the forum where it created the most discussion was a board games off topic forum.. where someone said this.."Take responsibility for your own joy. Tell your partners what you want. Demand real sex education for your kids. Be the orgasmic change you wish to see in the world."i think this is a great sentiment.

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