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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  One day, at band camp, I put my flute........

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  And I bet you had a whistling good time :D - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Take: - ... a hotel suite in the Shangri La....... a lot of wine....... a floor to ceiling window... a 5"10" blonde...... taken from behind against the glass........ one mis-timed stroke.... .... and picture a gekko trying to climb the window.

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  "The Gekko" What a site!!!

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  a We Vibe up a guys bum. Took ages to come out. Tho I did enjoy tormenting him with the remote

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Hi... Not sure this qualifies as funny. It was certainly FUN... And there was a 'funny' (as in a little strange or unusual). I went out with a lady for about a month, a few tears ago, that had a real fetish for things (pretty much anything) being placed in that particular orifice. In fact, to the point where she couldn't cum unless she had something or someone in her butthole. I don't know if this is a common thing (maybe some other ladies can shed light there?). Fortunately, I have NO problem with that sort of thing... I am into butts in a big way (female one's, anyway), so we had a ball. Unfortunately we weren't all that compatible in a couple of other important 'non-sexual' ways, so the 'relationship' didn't work out as lasting. Butt, it was a wonderful month or so, I can tell you. As I enquired earlier... Is there anyone that has the same 'foible'? I know many ladies like anal and in different ways etc. But to be dependent on there being something 'inside' to be able to cum?It would be interesting to know if it's more common than I thought it would be...

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  ... but I've meet plenty of people where I could have shoved what ever it was they were pissing me off with ' up their arse ... or sometimes just a verbal request ...

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Quoting 'EuropianBliss' I once lost ... a We Vibe up a guys bum. Took ages to come out. Tho I did enjoy tormenting him with the remote Hehehe... I would hate to have seen what it looked like when it came out.... ooooooohhhhhh yuck!!! It sounds as though at least the wires hung on... Imagine if they'd broken.... Ohhh dear.... Another embarrassing trip to the Hospital.... "I sat on it Doc, honestly... a Million to one shot"... I'm pissing myself....

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  madotara69

  11 years ago

  find that hard to believe EB Mado Mado Tara xx

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  If it was Jay_Me I would have put in a helping hand to get it out P

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  I bet it was no accident. You are the mistress of torture ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Quoting 'tulips4u' I bet it was no accident. You are the mistress of torture ;) - Posted from rhpmobile How dare you sully my reputation P

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  EB... You wish... I'd keep my arse firmly against the wall if you or Meeka were anywhere within in a bulls roar..

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  I had been seeing this guy for a couple of weeks now.... One night we were having a fantastic time with toys and he decided to put one orgasm balls into my ass... At some stage it broke in half with one ball still in my ass 😳😳 Well after trying to push it out on my own I knew it just wouldn't come out 😳 I knew I would need his help!! So... Has forward as I am well... I had to ask him if he could help me out lol me sitting on the toilet, with one of his hand in my vagina trying to push it down.... While me pushing with everything I got he says.... Hmmm You're pissing on my hand😳 ooooppps that was a awkward moment let me tell you lol we eventually pushed it out and here came the shity ball and fell strait into his hand lol From that day forward nothing chocked us.... Nothing couldn't ever be worst lol It definitely broke the ice and there was no more holding back after that 😃 - Posted from rhpmobile

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