RHP

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glory holes

February 03 2010

Does anyone know where they actually are? Everyone I talk to says they do but never tell....I'm in Townsville. If anyone knows where some are here, please get in touch.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I don't know if it's just me......maybe it's some inner-conservative straight guy thing or something.....but i just have this idea of glory holes being a sess pool of STD's that'll prob make ur knob feel less glorified, and make u wish it'd just fall off already into a hole.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    i would'nt put my dick in there; you remember those cute girls in the kissing boothe,you pay a penny get a kiss,well it looks like diabolical industries has brought out the franchise,got rid of the cute girls and replaced them with a hole in the wall and on the other side ...yes you guess it, Gaz. no but seriously what if there was nothing on the other side but a busy footpath or a Mcdonalds.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Ranks Sorrent for gratuitously using my name. You'll keep! hehe.   Well firstly Brad glory holes are usually in the realm of gay so as a straight guy.. if you can get your head passed that idea for the sake of the experience, I say well done.   As Spankkrock says you are at risk of STD.. no protection... but that same fear applies to any blow job you'll ever get unless you wear a condom. Who wears a condom for a blowjob?   Women do not use glory holes generally and unless you have a sex on premises service provider in Townsville, glory holes are likely to be located in public places where such activities may be or may not be illegal. I really dont know about the legality of it. So to find them in Townsville I suggest you look where gay people look.... try for example www .... squirt.org for a potential glory hole located near you.... or you could make your own and invite a friend around to your place..... although that sort of defeats the idea of the unknown blow giver.   Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    i have a friend who like to feel like a 'very dirty girls', her words not mine. she saw some porn of chicks performing at a glory hole and wants to try it. it think it hot and want to be there watching her do it. I've got a mate she has never met organised to provide the dick so it's safe, but she still wont know who it is which makes it sorta the genuine thing. All i need is a place to act it out....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Oh.. its not for you? You'll need to build a partition.. make it from plywood and then brace up a couple of legs for it... then using a 4 inch hole saw.. cut two holes one above the other then join the holes together to form a slot... .. you can hold the partition steady. For that really authentic feel.... take it to a park and get her to hide behind it... waiting. lol. Perfect. Nail it to a tree and Im sure it will get used at night. :p   Oh yeah.. let me know when and where too.. lol.   Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    thats not really the scenario we had in mind.... i guess there aren't many options in a town this small... thanks for your comments and have fun on here....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Stalky's Cert IV in Woodwork is open for enrolements i believe.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I think Brad has run off to his old mans shed,he'll be banging and sawing and his old man will walk in ''What you building son?''  ''ahhhh it's a bird house dad''   '' Thats a fucking big bird son, i see your having two holes''  ''yeah''    ''i'm a one hole man myself ''   ''well ahhhh i like two holes dad ''  ''good for you son, now when your finished making that crazy fucking machine put my tools away''

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Ehrmm wtf is a glory hole plz?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    ...never mind i know now lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I'm lost. If you have a mate with a willing dick and a girl with a willing mouth surely all you're missing is the wall and the hole?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Oh Mrs Tri... You are so right. Isn't it nearly always about a hole?   Yesterday there are men all over australia running down to Bunnings as we speak... buying circular saws.. today there's a shortage and the shelves are all empty. Just wait intul next month when the Landlords Association gets all the complaints about holes drilled between units, through bedroom doors, behind the linene press... .through the back of wardrobes... It's like swiss cheese out there and glory holes have taken over the planet... it's like a yo yo craze!   Hugs Stalky

  • Horny4you

    Horny4you

    16 years ago

    any park toilet block where gays frequent in yr area

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Ahahahahahahahahaha'and make sure you clean those tools before you put them away son"

  • Letsgetcrazy09

    Letsgetcrazy09

    16 years ago

    Oh ffs, why didnt someone tell me that circular saws were going to be in short supply. Here I am at Bunnings after a long wait........................................... some sky hooks..... blue sparks..... left handed screw driver....... how am I gonna get the saw now!!!!!!   I know I'll be a clever dick and get a jig saw instead....   Lets

  • billecart

    billecart

    15 years ago

    went to a sex shop in the park and the internet porn had holes in each partition, end one had a cute guy wanking. pity i was with my freind was thinking how good it could have beenim going back to brouse soon

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    l know 2 gloryhole place in sydney if anyone wants 2 know contac me its nice my wife love it

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    15 years ago

    Time to come clean Stalky ---- I think you got the glory hole fact sheet from tonights episode of Better Homes and Garden. Next week Tara is going to jazz it up a bit with some fabric off cuts and sequins(Stalky's version is to jizz it up with a nice white wash-lol)

  • Sigmalonewolf

    Sigmalonewolf

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky' Oh Mrs Tri... You are so right. Isn't it nearly always about a hole? Yesterday there are men all over australia running down to Bunnings as we speak... buying circular saws.. today there's a shortage and the shelves are all empty. Just wait intul next month when the Landlords Association gets all the complaints about holes drilled between units, through bedroom doors, behind the linene press... .through the back of wardrobes... It's like swiss cheese out there and glory holes have taken over the planet... it's like a yo yo craze! Hugs Stalkycudos to you stalky!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    In days of oldwhen men were boldand women weren't inventedmen drilled holes in telegraph polesto keep themselves contented