RHP

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help please

May 10 2008

sex

I have a difficult one for the sexy people of RHP. How would you get your best friend/lover to brighten up his ideas in the bedroom? Specially when you have to rule out most forms of 4 play and oral sex,tho phone sex is an acceptable form of foreplay. Or is this the time to say " I thinkof you like a brother"?

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Yep go the brother way..........Then cum jump on me castle.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Why do you have to rule out most forms of foreplay?? gez

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    go for the brother, if its that hard it aint worth it and remember, dont let your last words be "I wish I had" good luck PD

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Its ruled out cos some people believe if you have to work at sex its not fun. To me personally foreplay is all fun,,but as they say to each his own. I guess one should just make better choices about sex buddies,, and should not assume becuase you are on a sex site you indulge in fairly normal sexual practises lol. And a special thanks to the people who answered in private messages xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Oh it sounds like time to bring out the candle wax, pegs and feather duster. If he's handcuffed to the bed it will certainly intensify his state of awareness and expectation if he's blindfolded to. Not only that, but being restrained, he can't complain about having to work for it. Like phone sex, the erotica is all in the mind :) A little blue pill might help too... otherwise out comes the vacuum pump ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Foreplay is what keeps the act from lasting less than 10 seconds.. isn't it??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Hehe I love the answer,,would suit me down to the ground actually. BUT this wasnt about me it was about the him......... and in this instance the him would be so scared I'd not see his heels for dust. Time to move on now and god willing my next shag buddy will like playing and exploring a little . peace be with you

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    this is a simple one....get a vibrating phone DJ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    iwas recalling your previous profile and i would be honoured to share hours of pleasure with you cant think of anything better but better warn you, you had better like BRAD PITT look-alikes with the voice of ORLANDO BLOOM he-he

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Brad Pitt AND Orlando Bloom!!!! Let me just go change my knickers.... or perhaps better yet ,, slip into something comfortable and wait for you :) I've lost the appetite for brothers and now have an appetite for big strong irish boyos. Might be time for another change on the profile front.