M61
how big is to big
September 15 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
If a guy came at me with a baseball bat, I grab it off him and hit him over the head with it!- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I prefer pumpkins myself. Although cucumbers are good... And you can always cut them up and put them in a salad and serve it up to your date. PMSL
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'd use a bat on you if you asked nicely. 😈
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RHP User
12 years ago
Are we talking continental cucumbers? Cause some of those Lebanese cucumbers are pretty small!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
But if it doesn't interest me, then I don't continue contact. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I would like Mado's FIST or even Both for that matter. nah fuck it make it your whole arm Mads
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RHP User
12 years ago
If it does not fit, its to fucking big! LMAO If a woman puts a baseball bat all the way into her vagina, then its a home run or a strike if she hits someone over the head with it. :) FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile
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wingman2014
12 years ago
I lost a watch once - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Try eggplant. Big, soft, round, smooth and squishy.... lol- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I am laughing AGAIN...just wandered over here from the footy thread Chev...I wouda thunk the kitchen/dining room would be more appropriate for the veggie lovers,just in case they need a little mixed salad snack,they could dine in a la vajay jay...as to how should you feel about the insertion of large inert objects I suggest that you try it out for yourself....my Babe Ruthie will give you lots of pleasure...now bend over
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RHP User
12 years ago
hahaha love this ! If a woman uses the bat, does she get to hit balls with it?? Foxy - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Foxy in the kitchen with ?????? FOXY - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
This had me snorting in public! I'm just wondering why no one was using the pool cues in the game room?
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RHP User
12 years ago
lol - love your topics chevSounds like quite the shindig.Never encountered baseball bats / cucumbers. Hygiene comes to mind.
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RHP User
12 years ago
when she sits on a barstool and slides gently to the floor.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I've been told that balls can do the trick... Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Really who are we to judge what a woman uses to get her rocks off! It is all down to personal preference isn't it. So Chev, really you should be asking yourself the question, were you happy for the girls to be using cucumbers and baseball bats as a strap on with you? I certainly hope they were kind enough to warm the cucumbers up first if they came straight from the fridge (and a bit of lube on the baseball bat might have eased your pain too of course). Mooks
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Go for the pink or the brown ? They make great BenWah Balls- Posted from rhpmobile
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Just need to chalk up my cue stick- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
We find it pretty grouse seeing women shove huge objects up there vagay or ass .... seen it before , bottles ,cans , fisting ,fish ,octopus etc etc etc .. with all the stretching etc yuk .. it just looks grouse and as a guy , it would just feel really loose and sloppy afterwards . But each to there own I know its a kink and theres plenty of women and blokes that love that kind of thing. just not our thing
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RHP User
12 years ago
Lube for the base ball bat hey Mooks......Well I never PMSL
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'inspirit'Lube for the base ball bat hey Mooks......Well I never PMSL Now now Inspirit, you are jumping to conclusion, I was only concerned for young Chev's safety and his ability to sit afterwards lol
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'inspirit' I would like Mado's FIST or even Both for that matter. nah fuck it make it your whole arm Mads can you read my mind or something.We were just talking about you.Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'wingman2013' I lost a watch once - Posted from rhpmobile I found it... I did express post it too you.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'mooka' Quoting 'inspirit'Lube for the base ball bat hey Mooks......Well I never PMSL Now now Inspirit, you are jumping to conclusion, I was only concerned for young Chev's safety and his ability to sit afterwards lol Never assumed anything else.....with OHS so paramount these days for smooth operations how on earth could I. lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hubby eats bananas out of my Pussy at times ;),, he calls it a main meal feast of pleasures ;)
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Thanks for that 👍 Did the alarm give you a tingle on the hour mark?- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
FFS DG- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I leave for a month and come back to this !
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RHP User
12 years ago
as ever,cool as a cucumber
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'wingman2013' Thanks for that 👍 Did the alarm give you a tingle on the hour mark?- Posted from rhpmobile It vibrates
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'inspirit' I would like Mado's FIST or even Both for that matter. nah fuck it make it your whole arm Mads can you read my mind or something.We were just talking about you.Mado Tara xx Now back to that ARM
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RHP User
12 years ago
Welcome back! :) :) FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hey Chev I thought you had left the RHP community,,, ??? We are all narrow minded I thought you thought...but what you really think is we are all naïve... pfffffttttt ... all I can say to your post is "AS IF " Can anyone else hear my bullshit siren going off ???
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Missed you Kizz xx now can you help my with my tea and cucumber sandwiches while we watch the OP get hammered, hopefully fatally. 😈
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RHP User
12 years ago
with a hammer huh..... can't say I have seen a bat either. Mooks pass the dayamn lube....It's hammer time!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Just watch out if smoking near the opening as a pocket of intestinal gas may erupt without warning, causing the same effect as a flame thrower.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I have heard of bottles being inserted and being impossible to remove (without a visit to the hospital) because of the vacuum created by the open neck of the bottle... . That's front and back passage gals and guys . >>> This has been a community announcement <<<
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'MrsPeachyPear' I have heard of bottles being inserted and being impossible to remove (without a visit to the hospital) because of the vacuum created by the open neck of the bottle... . That's front and back passage gals and guys . >>> This has been a community announcement <<< there is also a habit with people and urban legends. "it won't happen to me" I remember a well known female TV personality being discretely admitted into hospital with a test tube lost, but they did not exactly say which orifice. I guess the discrete part slipped out and hit the front pages. he heAnd Slickz... Hygiene and dirty sex comes hand in hand Mado
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RHP User
12 years ago
Saw a profile with a guy making a witches hat disappear once :-/- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Unrushed1'Saw a profile with a guy making a witches hat disappear once :-/Saw a guy in a fancy hat make a rabbit disappear once.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Freya77'as ever,cool as a cucumber I know a good use for cucumbers
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RHP User
12 years ago
Superfoxxy and Indagine Chev its Un-Australian for aussie women not to use a cricket bat !I would think a tennis racket would be pretty big.Chev can i come out with you one night ?You seem to be pimpin big fella!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Lets try this question from another angle=== If woman use such objects for satisfaction and include fisting as well then how should a guy feel knowing he should be more built like a salami. Yes it is kink and there are many ways to please a woman but at most times the end result is fucking. So while he is doing this and knowing how big the objects are I feel that most guys would be wondering am I still pleasing her. Yes I have to admit that it would be in my mind during sex if a woman uses such objects...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Chev, did you get "nailed" at the house party? *insert thinking man" FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
OFMG!! I wanna join you both...can I, can I? pretty pretty pretty please? FOXY - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
You show young Kizza the ropes, but be gentle and don't warp his fragile little mind. And would you change your profile pic to the nice smiling one? It's so much better imho.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Your always welcome ,you know that !
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RHP User
12 years ago
If a woman does says "STOP" or "NO" it means she is NOT enjoying it. Keep an eye on her facial expressions and body movements as well as her verbal ques (not the one next to billiard table). If she has passed out from fucking to hard...it means she's had enough and can't take it anymore, time to rest. Hope that helps :) FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
If a woman uses objects it does not mean she does not like the size if your penis. She may like salami sticks one day and the whole Hungarian salami the next... Ask her what salami she wants? FOXY - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I've changed my profile pic just for you Chev. ;) FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Check out the size of her nostrils If your concerned about filling the void. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
are you serious.....I need more wine
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RHP User
12 years ago
so women aren't allowed to be kinky or explore with objects that are bigger than the guy at the times dick, for fear of wounding his ego?? FFS! it all feels different, and yes whilst the end result is usually sex, that doesn't mean shes the Grand Canyon and isn't enjoying you! If you know you're not well endowed you need to look at other ways to satisfy her
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm thinking that you are obsessed with penis (or any other object) size more than anyone else is. Let it go. At the same time, I'm sorry but I still have no clue what you're on about in your posts.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well Chev thinks if you have had a natural birth OMG WTF HOW ...will it ever be the same....I mean look at the size of a baby hey Chev....and she must have been enjoying that???I have had two babies and yet havent met a man who can fist me. I feel so confused with Chev, just because women may get off with large objects doesnt mean they dont get off in other ways...........sometimes it just a certain cock hits the spot.For a man whos done so much you seem to know so little.
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RHP User
12 years ago
speak for ya self,I have a very Grande Canyon indeed
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RHP User
12 years ago
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RHP User
12 years ago
As I wonder threw COLES fruit and veg, I see folk picking up tomatoes, carrots, sweet potatoes, etc I cant help wondering if they should be shopping at Nauti & Nice !! Thanks for the insight...
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RHP User
12 years ago
hey look grapes are in season... I wonder why she is buying so many ????
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RHP User
12 years ago
Helloooooo is anybody in theeeerrreee??
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Helloooooo is anybody in theeeerrreee?? Yeeeessss, bbuuttttt weeeeee arrrrrrrr OKaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'Meeka100' Helloooooo is anybody in theeeerrreee?? Yeeeessss, bbuuttttt weeeeee arrrrrrrr OKaaaaaaaaaaaaaay waaaaaiiiiitttttiiiiiinnnnnnggggg fffffoooooorrrrr tthhhhhheeeeee egggggggppplllllaaaaannnntttt ttooooooo moooovveeee thhheennn weeeeeee caaaann ccoooommmmmeeeee oooouuuuuttt
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RHP User
12 years ago
Itttttttttttttttttttttt's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ecccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccchy innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!FOXYLOL Chev, you should start a Forum...My pussy is so tight *insert one liner*. ;)
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RHP User
12 years ago
even shout me a drink
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RHP User
12 years ago
Are we talking mouths??? Because seriously (echo... echo... echo) I've heard it all before
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RHP User
12 years ago
Ive known a few guys that had girth like a Baseball Bat... Certainly leaves one a bit loose for a day or 2....
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