how long is a garden path

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  the garden path might not be so bad if you stop and smell the roses ... just saying :)

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Was over 2 years long.. When I got to the end it was a surprise anyway.. Then we realized she only needed a little maintenance on her front door.When I make a friend here, I may have a little fantasy or two privately, but I don't expect sex at the end of it. But, as paint me put so well, I’m richer for the flowers along the path each time..@montyv12 - Nice metaphor by the way..

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  to the perfumed garden can be a little circuitous,the roses while their petals may be lush ,picking them can be a little tricky,gotta watch out for the thorns. Not every garden is the same,some are secret and require a keen mind to negotiate the maze,but when you finally open the gate and step inside you realize it was indeed worth the effort. But if all you are interested in is getting rooted,you might just find there are only weeds for the plucking,not that there is anything wrong with a pretty weed,because as any good gardener knows, a weed is just a plant in the wrong place. One of the sexiest gardeners ever, is a man called Monty Don,good choice of name indeed OP.x R

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Confucius says, man with no pant should be berrrry careful when wandering garden path in root vegetable section. ☯

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Wasn't sure off the top of my head so I went and measured it. It's 38 and a half metres.

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  in the literal sense being led up the garden path usually means getting deceived , so it's as long as you fall for it . So what's the longest you let someone deceive you .

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  If you wander down my path, be afraid be very afraid   I have a thing for Landscape Gardeners   I like to come out and say, gosh honey thats thirsty work   all they remember is , the house had a red door on it and officer , I have no idea how long I was tied up in there.   now back to the look at the handyman adds again.

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