how to pick-up in a supermarket?

June 07 2013

Hi there , had a bit too much time on my hands today and had a bit of a look around on you tube for a laugh.Found a bunch of videos about how to seduce women in different social situations.For instance in a coffee shop or in a supermarket. Now I spend a bit of time in these types of places and I have never really thought of them as pick-up sites. I thought there would not be much more to it other than wandering around aisle 4 with a cucumber stuck down my trakkie daks , surely no randy female could resist such a move. But, From what I could see, there was not much to it other than being a fast talker with a big set of balls . I think we have all heard those tall stories of supposedly secret pick-up signs women give out when on the hunt like a bunch of bananas at the front of the shopping trolley on a tuesday afternoon.But have you ever had someone hit on you in these places ? Has it worked ? If so, why? cheers, wingman.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    hahaha I wish!!!!! I don't linger in the supermarket, im in/out, so i probably wouldn't even notice if someone was giving me the eye! And i've never heard of secret pick up signs....out of touch there obviously!!!In saying that there is a young guy at our local Aldi who seems to make himself available for a chat whenever i walk in, last week id barely gone through the automatic doors, when i heard him asking me how the pool was today! (Im a swimming teacher)......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    So if you should catch me sizing up cucumbers for firmness, girth and straightness, it's not a pickup. I just happen to like firm, thick, straight cucumbers... to eat. I did have a guy try pick me up in the Post Office once, we were both filling out paperwork at the desk provided, he asked if I was wearing a certain perfume, which I was, he then told me it was his favourite, I smiled politely then left and went a few doors up to the newsagent, a couple of minutes later he appeared beside me and said "excuse me, I was wondering if you'd like to go for a drink or dinner?" I politely declined and told him I was in a relationship. I didn't want to embarrass him further by telling him I was actually 5 months pregnant too... Mind you, I saw him several times after (and still do)and always wondered if he saw me in all my belly swelling glory just weeks later and thought "oh shit!!"...

  • sweetgem

    sweetgem

    13 years ago

    I always plan or know what I want to buy at the supermarket prior to getting there, so I never pay any attention to my surrounding, let alone looking out for any pick up sign lol Same with going to other places except for attending a farewell drinks at a pub lol but then I am the type of person who doesn't like much attention, so I always keep things at low key lol- Posted from rhpmobile

  • Innercircle

    Innercircle

    13 years ago

    I dunno, but when I popped my penis out in the middle of a bar, a porn star latched on to me straight away and wouldn't let me go. Try it. :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I often go through airports carrying heaps of stuff, so if I see someone who I think might be a FIFO and he's hot I kinda sidle up to him and ask for help. Sometimes it works.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ...UMM, HELLOO... must say I never thought you'd be an aldi type of girl ding :) Hp xo

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    13 years ago

    Well I didn't get hit on in the supermarket - but in a fast food shop! I had just left the gym n was being a lazy mum n thought take out it is! I had a man come up to me giving me compliments on how good I looked - mind you, I was all sweaty, my hair a mess, no make up n my daughter was with me! Even my daughter commented 'mum, he just hit on you'.... We laughed so hard n still giggle about it!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I love it, lol. Like anywhere mate, keep your eyes open and you never know what may happen. Always compliment the ladies if they tickle my fancy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I just trip 'em up with my zimmer frame,apologise profusely and invite them for a contrite coffee...simply irrestible me

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    dearie,what is an Aldi girl exactly?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Never worked for me However fast food joints have at a reasonable level so try that

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I'm blessed/cursed with an overabundance of empathy, so I usually think "would I like it?"The thing is, when I'm out shopping, or running errands, or any number of 'daily activities' (like taking public transport), I turn into a crotchety misanthropist who just wants to get in and get out (you should see me steamroll over 'charity pushers', I've got the head shake and the unbroken pace down to an art form). The last thing I want is for somebody to invade my personal space, even if they were 'flattering' me by trying to hit on me (and that form of hitting on somebody is merely "I know nothing about you but think you look superficially attractive", which is another issue worthy of discussion.) For some women blessed in the gene pool I imagine they get this fairly frequently, sometimes welcome, often times not.The idea that every woman is appreciative, or more problematic, that every woman SHOULD be appreciative of an approach, is simply not true. Lots of women love it, but lots of women don't. I tend to identify with the side of the women who don't, so for me, over-thinking leads me to avoid the cold approach. Maybe if there was a stolen glance or some form of engagement before hand, why not, but I personally find the idea of the random approach slightly creepy and egotistical.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Aldi is kinda... Umm... Kinda Twilight zone ! Lol. I mean, all those brands that are almost like the brands that we grew up with... It's like a parallel dimension :) And as for most of the patrons... Umm, I'll just run off and hide now... As for the op, I'd shop more if the odds of being picked up or being zimmered were better :) Hp xo

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    thats deep and heavy, Paul Simon has a song, Think Too Much, he does 2 versions actually, I thought of that when I read your post, enjoy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I like it

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I've never been picked up in a supermarket. And I always have strawberries and chocolate in my trolley. Hint hint (ffs) fellas!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Yep.Even had one lovely lady help me finish my shopping, then come home and cook with me.But the old 'bananas in the trolley' story is a bit urban myth-ish.A supermarket is no different to the street, the park, the beach.... its just a venue that gives you PLENTY of observational information to use in your approach.... at a time, when an approach isnt expected, which is why it works far better than say... a bar/club.DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Every time I spot an attractive man at Woolies, his partner is in the next isle. Usually with at least one child. Maybe I should shop at night more often.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I posted something about shopping trolleys a few weeks ago. I've heard of the banana thing but I can't imagine someone actually doing it. Though, if some does, they'll probably post it here. I'm actually aspergic which makes reading social cues harder for me. So I tend to use things like shopping lists as a guide. But picking up at the supermarket? Sadly, no. Too many people shopping. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Highpriority' ...UMM, HELLOO... must say I never thought you'd be an aldi type of girl ding :) Hp xo ALDI is great!!! they have terrific specials, and no artificial colours in any of their foods!! Im not sure about your local one, but we are all quite normal around here, just time poor, health aware, financially tight parents!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    You'll find me ogling the chocolates in ADLI. I drool as I walk past it .....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    There was a dear old lady from a little country town who had a thing for teaspoons. Every week she would go to her local supermarket and each time she would take a couple of teaspoons and put them in her handbag - always making sure that the security cameras caught her in the act! At first, the manager of the store felt sorry for her and let her go. But this went on for several weeks and the local authorities had to be called in and she was given a lecture about the crime she was commiting and was given a free ride home. This continued for months. These young police officers would always escort her to her door where she would invite them in and she always had a cake baked, ready to serve and made tea for them. Eventually though, charges had to be place.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    oh yes their m&ms are to die for

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Wingman, even snopes backs you up on that one, must be like the towel out the window, what colour was that again???

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    13 years ago

    I always assume if I were to brazenly hit on a yummy mummy in the supermarket then one if two things would happen. Either the cucumber in my pants would have a crushing feminine footprint embedded in it or said cucumber would be crudely inserted a little further south :p- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    thank you for the great tip Tulip,I must try it out next time I am in Woolies

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    forgot to ask,was it only the charges that got laid

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    what may happen if you do, I'm heading out in the night to mingle

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Nah, I'm with Neptune, I don't like the cold call approach. Especially if I am busy & preoccupied.The last time it happened was just over an hour ago... Intermission at a comedy festival, a guy comes up to me and asks, "Excuse me, your name isn't Danielle is it? I said no. He said, are you sure? (Am I missing something?? lol)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I use shop at Aldi in Germany, glad they are in Australia and hopefully in Perth about couple of years, :(like to approch girls in supermarket for chat, i think, it is more natural / honest way to make contact v talking to girls in the bar. different quality of answer, more genuine, feels closer to home :)any comments from girls,

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    stand in front of tampons tapping finger to chin, and then turn with innocent eyes and say   my pussy is so tight, they are just all to big!   bend over the freezer and try to find last years xmas turky and someone may give you a goose.   tell the guy you take flybuys   go to an isle with baby oil and rub some over your tits   put two rockmelons in your tea shirt.   flirt with married men with kids,so their wife comes up hits them on the back of the head and screams I told you to watch the kids, and little jonny has stuffed five mars bars down his neck while you were looking down this sluts top   handout leaflets on the entrance, that says you can have a threesome with my girlfriends for under ten bucks as it only takes one packet of condoms and some lube....the cheap lube   tr tips to pick up at iga

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'tuscanred' stand in front of tampons tapping finger to chin, and then turn with innocent eyes and say   my pussy is so tight, they are just all to big!   bend over the freezer and try to find last years xmas turky and someone may give you a goose.   tell the guy you take flybuys   go to an isle with baby oil and rub some over your tits   put two rockmelons in your tea shirt.   flirt with married men with kids,so their wife comes up hits them on the back of the head and screams I told you to watch the kids, and little jonny has stuffed five mars bars down his neck while you were looking down this sluts top   handout leaflets on the entrance, that says you can have a threesome with my girlfriends for under ten bucks as it only takes one packet of condoms and some lube....the cheap lube   tr tips to pick up at iga

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Better watch out girl, could be you getting the next ride home in a police car, oops, forgot, that's right up your alley ain't it?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Is a compliment. Supermarket or anywhere else I happen to be, if a man wants to pay me a compliment I'll gratefully receive it. I'd be less thrilled if he said "hey, wanna fuck?"'. So I guess it's a matter of how the pick up is delivered :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Interesting to see those two increadably randy but well matured tramps in Tuscan and freya are enjoying themselves, whilst poor ol auntyedna has gone for a bex and a lay down (on her own... ? :) I've been thinking... 8/ ! I'm normally a woollies type of guy... don't get me started on the c word ! But reading this thread, it seems that aldi is full of loose moraled sluts, bitches and free whores... Sounds like my kind of place :) Maybe woollies is for vanilla types ? I'm going to conduct some research this Arvo I think... Beerwah has both stores, I'll head over there and scope out what sort of reaction I get at each store... Hp, dedicated to research... Xo

  • custardapples

    custardapples

    13 years ago

    Hey Cheeky ... Might have been the way you were handling those Chicko Rolls!!!

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    13 years ago

    TR ,I can only imagine just how much pleasure you give those bored security guys in their office watching the video screens.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'dacougarbitch'Better watch out girl, could be you getting the next ride home in a police car, oops, forgot, that's right up your alley ain't it? tell you what I will changemy profile tosay   no other men till I find a police officer to bonk me while he is still in his uniform   dam I am so wanting that one ....any nice policeman who wants to help me out? please step forward

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Wingman IS thinking positive. He called it a cucumber. lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'tuscanred' Quoting 'dacougarbitch'Better watch out girl, could be you getting the next ride home in a police car, oops, forgot, that's right up your alley ain't it? tell you what I will changemy profile tosay   no other men till I find a police officer to bonk me while he is still in his uniform   dam I am so wanting that one ....any nice policeman who wants to help me out? please step forward there are a couple i know on here......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Highpriority' Interesting to see those two increadably randy but well matured tramps in Tuscan and freya are enjoying themselves, whilst poor ol auntyedna has gone for a bex and a lay down (on her own... ? :) I've been thinking... 8/ ! I'm normally a woollies type of guy... don't get me started on the c word ! But reading this thread, it seems that aldi is full of loose moraled sluts, bitches and free whores... Sounds like my kind of place :) Maybe woollies is for vanilla types ? I'm going to conduct some research this Arvo I think... Beerwah has both stores, I'll head over there and scope out what sort of reaction I get at each store... Hp, dedicated to research... Xo The advantage to Aldi is that there is generally only one selection of most things, so it shortens your shopping time considerably, which leaves you time for......other things

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'tulips4u' There was a dear old lady from a little country town who had a thing for teaspoons. Every week she would go to her local supermarket and each time she would take a couple of teaspoons and put them in her handbag - always making sure that the security cameras caught her in the act! At first, the manager of the store felt sorry for her and let her go. But this went on for several weeks and the local authorities had to be called in and she was given a lecture about the crime she was commiting and was given a free ride home. This continued for months. These young police officers would always escort her to her door where she would invite them in and she always had a cake baked, ready to serve and made tea for them. Eventually though, charges had to be place. Ohhhhhh that's just .....words cannot describe.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Three_Wise_Words' Is a compliment. Supermarket or anywhere else I happen to be, if a man wants to pay me a compliment I'll gratefully receive it. I'd be less thrilled if he said "hey, wanna fuck?"'. So I guess it's a matter of how the pick up is delivered :) I was shopping in IGA one day, minding my own business & looking at the shelves trying to think what else we needed....Walked into the next aisle & was gazing ahead and noticed a nice looking guy looking me up & down.... He smiled at me & I gave it no more thought as my son was nearby & with his school friend.Walked into the next aisle & the same guy passed my shopping trolley & I saw an orange scrap of paper flutter into the trolley. I picked it up & read these words; "Hi Hotstuff! Would you like to meet for a drink sometime?" It was signed "Jake" & had his mobile number on it!?After a couple of weeks had gone by I decided to text him.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'ding26' Quoting 'tuscanred' Quoting 'dacougarbitch'Better watch out girl, could be you getting the next ride home in a police car, oops, forgot, that's right up your alley ain't it? tell you what I will changemy profile tosay   no other men till I find a police officer to bonk me while he is still in his uniform   dam I am so wanting that one ....any nice policeman who wants to help me out? please step forward there are a couple i know on here......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'ding26' Quoting 'Highpriority' Interesting to see those two increadably randy but well matured tramps in Tuscan and freya are enjoying themselves, whilst poor ol auntyedna has gone for a bex and a lay down (on her own... ? :) I've been thinking... 8/ ! I'm normally a woollies type of guy... don't get me started on the c word ! But reading this thread, it seems that aldi is full of loose moraled sluts, bitches and free whores... Sounds like my kind of place :) Maybe woollies is for vanilla types ? I'm going to conduct some research this Arvo I think... Beerwah has both stores, I'll head over there and scope out what sort of reaction I get at each store... Hp, dedicated to research... Xo The advantage to Aldi is that there is generally only one selection of most things, so it shortens your shopping time considerably, which leaves you time for......other things In Melbs, can't wait till they get to WA.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    DO NOT BEND OVER!!! Bend your knees, keeping your back straight, 'pick up' item and stand up straight... Happy to be of help!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    when i'm shopping with a mate, I see a hot guy and say loud enough, he is hot! or if i'm by myself when someone hot walks past I hold their eye contact and say YUM! or ooooo i'd love it if i got a response. once had a bunch of fugly dudes look me up and down loudly exclaim how hot i was. it was a turn off haha they were so fat.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Nothing like asking for a price check on extra large condoms at the check out. If only I had the balls. LOL

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    When im at the local supermarket , I'm always checking out the hotties ... And if the signs point to them being single ( food for one in their basket ) , it never hurts to offer help in reaching for an item off the top shelf for them or letting them jump the queue at the register .... Not only is it polite and courteous , it's a good ice breaker and doesn't hurt your chances of sitting down and having a beer or 2 when you see them in the local pub . - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Any setting that a woman has her guard down is a possibility. One step closer. But it depends if she is looking. And if she i looking for you. Have a look on youtube for the guy that asks three questions and gets a kiss.- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'tuscanred' Quoting 'ding26' Quoting 'tuscanred' Quoting 'dacougarbitch'Better watch out girl, could be you getting the next ride home in a police car, oops, forgot, that's right up your alley ain't it? tell you what I will changemy profile tosay   no other men till I find a police officer to bonk me while he is still in his uniform   dam I am so wanting that one ....any nice policeman who wants to help me out? please step forward there are a couple i know on here...... well i would hun, ( have one messaging me as we speak) BUUUUUUT they are over here....come East young lady....and hurry :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    What can I say tis a great place to flirt with men :)! just saying ......................

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Dont leave us hanging - more details please!!! Me- if I'm out by myself, I will see no one. If I'm out with my 4yo, hunky guys everywhere!! But I pay them no heed, as I am in mom mode. (Just think to myself - damn it!). Always think about getting hit on, but honestly? I wouldn't know how to handle it if I was! . I would just be all mumbly and stammery methinks.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Chocolate and strawberries. Works for me. Keep me posted if you are down this way, Melbourne, and shopping. I would like to try cherries as well. We can work on the banana and cucumber thing

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    On my way to Woolies to grab a bunch of bananas. Wish me luck

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'z_i_a' when i'm shopping with a mate, I see a hot guy and say loud enough, he is hot! or if i'm by myself when someone hot walks past I hold their eye contact and say YUM! or ooooo i'd love it if i got a response. once had a bunch of fugly dudes look me up and down loudly exclaim how hot i was. it was a turn off haha they were so fat. Where do you do you shopping Zia...?? lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Neptune Drift I see where you're coming from (particularly with regard to "charity pushers"!). Most people don't linger in the aisles waiting for a nibble and for those poor souls who are stricken with outrageously good looks and get hit on often.....then yes I'm sure they might be sick of it. For us mere mortals, it can be a compliment (or not) too. But you know one thing strikes me.....I take my hat off to someone who is brave enough to take a chance and risk being rejected.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    No harm in giving it a go

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'dingo90'Have a look on youtube for the guy that asks three questions and gets a kiss. I saw a video of a guy asking just one question and being slapped... Next time you find yourself in the George St Woolies in Sydney, keep an eye out for me. I might need a hand reaching that top shelf.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    between 8 30 and 10pm on a Monday.   between the veg section and the sushi bar.   heterosexual beat.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' between 8 30 and 10pm on a Monday.   between the veg section and the sushi bar.   heterosexual beat.       you will self destruct in .... secs...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'zgirl'....I take my hat off to someone who is brave enough to take a chance and risk being rejected. Gentlemen..... take note!A gorgeous woman, telling just YOU how she wants you to man UP!!!!And that is why a confident, friendly and only slightly flirty approach really does work best in places where an approach is least expected.DG

  • custardapples

    custardapples

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Cheekyarses'Well I didn't get hit on in the supermarket - but in a fast food shop! I had just left the gym n was being a lazy mum n thought take out it is! I had a man come up to me giving me compliments on how good I looked - mind you, I was all sweaty, my hair a mess, no make up n my daughter was with me! Even my daughter commented 'mum, he just hit on you'.... We laughed so hard n still giggle about it! Cheeky - It was probably the way you were eating your Chiko roll! I can imagine. Who cares about the hair!! Chiko rolls and a sweat go well together.Yum.

  • HotandBig

    HotandBig

    13 years ago

    And where exaclty do you shop Three_Wise_Words ??

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    13 years ago

    Custard apples - I love chiko rolls!! Now how did you know!! But I like it xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Direct' Quoting 'dingo90'Have a look on youtube for the guy that asks three questions and gets a kiss. I saw a video of a guy asking just one question and being slapped... Next time you find yourself in the George St Woolies in Sydney, keep an eye out for me. I might need a hand reaching that top shelf. happy to reach for u

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    13 years ago

    Custardapples - I do believe that cheeky chickos n custardapples tart would be a delicious combination :-)

  • custardapples

    custardapples

    13 years ago

    Never tried the combination but it sounds really good!Guess we'll find out soon!!!!xxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I was in coles (myer) in albury that day. but when I'm hungover and hell toey I always end up getting raw cheese kranskys from the deli and walk around eating it while i shop in safeway in west end. seriously guys? a girl giving you eye contact while she has a thick juicy sausage that barely fits in her mouth and occasionally moaning... do i need to grope your cock on my way past? jay zuss!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Just remembered I was feeling extra cheesy one day and said as a guy walked past "ooo I wonder if he's for sale!" wanker must've had a girl back home. or i wasn't his type. meh. anyway, guys, open up your fucking ears, for fuck's sake!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    The visual cracked me upWere you dressed as a naughty school girl too?!DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'muscleman2play' happy to reach for u With heels on, I'm two inches taller than you.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    no! I wear my normal stuff when i go get sausage: jeans and a band shirt i made. Or short shorts... and glasses huh? huh? you see what I did there? The tables have turned oooooWhat would you do if I said that to you?

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    13 years ago

    Next time just paint a target on your pussy :)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I have givin long eye connecting looks to many hot girls in the market only to have them break away with an inviting smile and slight down turn of the head. Almost embaressed to keep staring so they just walk away or suddenly look too busy to talk to. I often walk past rather close and whisper something flattering that only they can hear, which usually leads to more embaressment and less eye contact. Am I being to obvious? Many times its happened I've caught a girl perving on me and still nothing! I hope there more girls like you Z. I. A.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Of all the times I have tried to pick up in the supermarket I never came across a chick trying to pick me up. Maybe now ivelost my long hair and dreads chicks that want it won't be embaressed to be seen with a freak exchanging numbers at the check out. But I will say that I've had much sucess in kebab shops waiting to be served. I even dropped a kebab on a chick to make conversation, just her foot I mean. She laffed as I tried to clean between her toes and loved it when treated like Cinderella as I put her sandle back on. We had great sex for a few days while she was in town. Hope to see you in the market z_I_a....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Annazon' Dont leave us hanging - more details please!!! Me- if I'm out by myself, I will see no one. If I'm out with my 4yo, hunky guys everywhere!! But I pay them no heed, as I am in mom mode. (Just think to myself - damn it!). Always think about getting hit on, but honestly? I wouldn't know how to handle it if I was! . I would just be all mumbly and stammery methinks. What else did you want to know? His address? His phone number? Was he any good in bed?He lived somewhere in Freo I think... Still have his number but I ignore any messages now as he turned out to be quite scary... Freaked me out with his weird messages & turned into a stalker when I tried to call it off...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Although they often have a wife and kids in toe lol :(- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Direct' Quoting 'muscleman2play' happy to reach for u With heels on, I'm two inches taller than you.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'muscleman2play' Quoting 'Ms_Direct' Quoting 'muscleman2play' happy to reach for u With heels on, I'm two inches taller than you. maybe carry bags for you?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'z_i_a' no! I wear my normal stuff when i go get sausage: jeans and a band shirt i made. Or short shorts... and glasses huh? huh? you see what I did there? The tables have turned oooooWhat would you do if I said that to you?shame u not in sydney

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    why did you cut your hair? i will always go for a guy with dreads over a clean cut type.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    im terrible for hearing things when not paying attention. maybe I should slow down my shopping instead of racing in and out and see what happens haha no doubt it will prob end the same.. cooking for one haha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'neptune_drift' I'm blessed/cursed with an overabundance of empathy, so I usually think "would I like it?"The thing is, when I'm out shopping, or running errands, or any number of 'daily activities' (like taking public transport), I turn into a crotchety misanthropist who just wants to get in and get out (you should see me steamroll over 'charity pushers', I've got the head shake and the unbroken pace down to an art form). The last thing I want is for somebody to invade my personal space, even if they were 'flattering' me by trying to hit on me (and that form of hitting on somebody is merely "I know nothing about you but think you look superficially attractive", which is another issue worthy of discussion.) For some women blessed in the gene pool I imagine they get this fairly frequently, sometimes welcome, often times not.The idea that every woman is appreciative, or more problematic, that every woman SHOULD be appreciative of an approach, is simply not true. Lots of women love it, but lots of women don't. I tend to identify with the side of the women who don't, so for me, over-thinking leads me to avoid the cold approach. Maybe if there was a stolen glance or some form of engagement before hand, why not, but I personally find the idea of the random approach slightly creepy and egotistical. Yeah I'm no good at it either.Mr C

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    to Aldi yesterday but I think my bananas were pointing in the wrong direction

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Sorry to hear that miss Freya But on a positive note...... the soups aisle at Cremorne Woolies was quite accommodating in Saturday afternoon. :-) DG

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I have gotten one of the checkout girls numbers before, we used to always chat and flirt whenever I went through so I thought screw it, got hr number took her to gold class, kissed her and that was all, thennnn a few days later she said a guy she was seeing wanted to become her boyfriend after he found out she went on a date :/

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    So I read that, and.... I read this between the lines... You attracted her by being you You took her somewhere you thought might impress her She kissed you Days later (you shop where she works?) and she says she now has a boyfriend What do you think happened there? (happy to explain it via private mail if you don't want a public answer in this forum) DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    At least it is if you go in aroused, not sure whether it is just seeing people wander around or if it is specifically the fruit and veg aisle. Actually a few of the other woolies can have the same effect lol

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'chickcara'Yeah I'm no good at it either.Mr C I'm no good at it, no.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I think I tried my size scared her.... j/k pretty sure... actually I'm not sure, I still go there and see her every now and then, and everything is al sweet, butttt going by facebook there is no pictures of the boyfriend etc... so it's all just bullshit, she probably just felt obliged to go out with me, but then she could have just said no initially... maybe I'm just a goober and she didn't like me when she had to talk to me for more than 5 minutes. But after I got her number there was good banter between each other before we actually went out.. Now you're making me thik about it too much. Where oh where did I stuff up?!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I hear ya,soup it is, aisle 3 in Woolies......

  • QLDtwo4fun

    QLDtwo4fun

    13 years ago

    I think it's about the time your there, 7:30pm in the frozen dinner aisle in suburbs with lots of units. Busy working women heading home. I'm not sure how to move from casual banter, to 'we only play as a couple, Want to try a threesome?' Mr

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Three_Wise_Words' I've never been picked up in a supermarket. And I always have strawberries and chocolate in my trolley. Hint hint (ffs) fellas!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    It's nice to shop for groceries at supermarkets that are not Coles or Woolies. A pretty looking label doesn't make a product better. In most cases money goes into the labels more than the product being used I don't go shopping with a plan with getting a ladies number on the way out. But If I happen to come across a lady and we make eye contact ill give a small smile and a nod of the head ( acknowledging I've noticed you). If we pass again ill just keep shopping as normal. But might be thinking to myself "man she's nice" and then let it go.