M45

is this a fail or what ???

December 15 2009

when I was younger I use to work behind the bar at a golf club, anyway there was this really cute girl who use to waiter there too, we got talking and then oneday I got talking to her about wanting to start my own stripper business, and as the conversation went on I informed her that the hardest part to starting this would be to find a girl who would be willing to do this to start. But to my suprise she jumped at the oppotunity and said she would be te happy to work with me as a stripper, you can imagine my suprise all of a sudden, I then thought well if this is going to work we would need to draw up a contract and I would have to go marketing, she agreed to this and would ask me everytime we saw each other where is this contract, well the answer to that is I never got one cause I realized that I need a car to get around in order o market and second, Id need to have a means of transporting her to her Gigs and as you may guess I just did not have the weels turns out finding the girl was the easy part finding a car was the hardest part, curse South Africa as even a second hand car would cost around R20000,00 and a young guy like me was only earning R2000,00 a month and the banks would never loan you the money due to the age of the car........FAIL

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RHP User

16 years ago

Yep. You set yourself up to fail there. You migth have thought a little further id transport was your only obstacle... and catch a cab. Hugs Gazza

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RHP User

16 years ago

Strippers actually carry a lot if stuff.....costumes..spare shoes (if smart)...make up..mosituizers...all the toiletries ya can think...then if ya real smart ya have a gimmick...I saw this one girl that used to carry from show to show with a shell lil pool....filled with warm water and bubble bath...lol... just thought I would shre that. pmsl sweetpetite41 ohhhh..another had whips n chains...lolz

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RHP User

16 years ago

ohhh..and fail is when you live in Bunbury and no sex..LOL!!! sighhhhhhhhhhh swettpetite41<< sorry I know I whinge about this..

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tamworthguy46

16 years ago

LOL.....And I thought i was Random !......Although I do remember telling my mother when I was 12, When she asked me what I wanted to do when I grow up, And i said ....A pimp...Lmao....Damnn those Influential 70s Tv shows....Ohh yeah I never became a pimp !.....Although I did go to a fancy dress as one, With a full chinchilla coat on...etc Love and Peace Tam

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is this a fail or what ???

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