RHP

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its just another early Wednesday morning, & i cant sleep..!!

September 24 2014

U ask is it boring, This rap that yr whoring... My answer to that is....Agreed..! U need a sharp vibe & a sexy one line.. Not a 'wish yd just followed my lead' But ur lead was obscure, Santa, clowns & manure... Left me venomous, sharp & a tool For ur obvious dig At my fab rhyming jig Can't help it that I'm ulta cool... If thatr dig is a clue Of the real inner you.... Ur true colors are black & dark gray.. Then I pity yr leader Cause ur a cock teaser Not a man who is up to the play.... To be a success In this life we call chess.. U need balls & a mind like a trap... But yr a defender... A pretending offendet Of the politically correct bassinet... One day u shall learn.. That it takes more than stern, Or a fuck & a cheap pick up line.. Why not try something new Is that ALL u can do...? Ur sad guilt trip, shall never be mine.... Now if it makes u feel better.. When u feel that guilt feter... Just accuse me, I don't give a shit.. But u should really get a clue.. Cause I'm hanging out with you And I love being here for a bit... Now I guess I have to love you Even though you r a poo And a right royal pain in the arse... But by now you ought to know. Even though you are quite slow,. Ur 'Reverse Psychology' game, won't pass.. (This started off as a rap follow on a mans forum post.. Then I put my own personal spin on it..Shall not divulge for whom, why or when it is in poem form for..(maybe an imaginary friend..) But please comment however negatively or positively you want.. Or BETTER YET...Add yr own rap/ poem / vibe to my lead.. Or go off on a tangent.. Thanks - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    the cure for insomnia...just before you go to bed, eat a piece of cheese....truly it works xxQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Wow I learn something new every day. What study is that from? I hope I don't catch you in my mouse trap :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    But I've found that if you have a poo that's a pain in the arse... Take Metamucil ",) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    HUMP day.... Not long now till "Pants off Friday". 😈😈😈 Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    HUMP day.... Not long now till "Pants off Friday". 😈😈😈 Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Can't remember where I read it but I have been a chronic insomnisc for years...l recently reads this and decided to try it....I now get 8 hours of zzzs....xxQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Before my Zzzzzzzzzzz's tonight, I shall eat the cheese left in last weeks mouse trap, swallow copuus amounts of metamusal, and keep my pants on till Friday.. I am very hopeful of a good nights sleep... Muchly appreciated.. Xxx - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    :) Wasn't anything to do with quantity of stimulants in-take ? Any special variety of cheese that works for you? Or perhaps you just have a very active mind :) When I'm juggling a lot of balls, so to speak, sometimes I find it hard to block everything out and sleep easy. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I've heard of having a glass of milk before bed. Could it be something in the dairy? *goes to Google* - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    For anyone who's interested, Google "16 foods that help you sleep". Thanks for sharing that, Q :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    It's the calcium - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Hmmm I thought cheese gave you nightmares. I take valerian. Pusscat xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Gives me nightmares, which is a total bummer, I LOVE cheese!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    That scene from Kath and Kim....Xmas and the little baby cheeses:-) xxQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Well I followed yr advice, And although the cheese was nice, I neither slept, or lay in my bed... Cause the metamucil backfired Now I'm soooo bloody tired And the Valerian is killing my head.. So in my future case I shall avoid the human race, And count sheep, a million or three I also find that sex helps To induce my sleep bouts And my toy is a sure remedy...!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    'bout that Spanglish ,I hear your anguish,a state familiar to me too....I found the garden of Edam is not for everyone but it's restful in the Mercy Vale :-) xxQ

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Percy the less popular would be chuffed.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    All things are lawful for me; but not all things are advantageous. All things are lawful for me; but I will not let myself be brought under authority by anything (1 Corinthians 6:12). (A true athiest reads ALL relious dogma) Or....were u referring to Tess of The Urbivilles..? I sincerely hope to be as old, wise & astute as you one day Ms Q... Pray tell, what is yr secret of infinite youth..? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Is infinite youths:-) ...for breakfast xxQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Mayhap your insomnia is caused by a love bite..... of the rhyming bug? Glad you found a remedy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I also take two valerian if I want a good sleep. Insomnia can be one of the signs of peri menopause. :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    A friend of my did some research into what vitamins a best for good sleep. I think it was vitamin B?? But she swears by it now.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Best way to get a good sleep, is have a root. Mado Tara xx