M56
judging a book bye its cover
September 06 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
That's just random and bizarre! Maybe she meant she hadn't moved her lawn? (yes, it's a euphemism)
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RHP User
15 years ago
you didnt mow your lawn what did you expect man a lady likes things spotless when she comes to visit remember that for when i pop round please roxxy...sorry just taking the piss...forget her she isnt worth mowing the lawn for
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RHP User
15 years ago
That's whacked!
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RHP User
15 years ago
You should have been out the front shirtless with sweat glistening in the sun trying to fix the motor....you know its all your fault................ffs.... I reckon you should start a forum of the lamest excuses.......that one will be near the top
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose' you didnt mow your lawn what did you expect man a lady likes things spotless when she comes to visit remember that for when i pop round please roxxy...sorry just taking the piss...forget her she isnt worth mowing the lawn for my lawn is all mowed ready and awaiting ,,,,,,,,,,,,,do I have to polish anything as well ????? andy xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
I find that quite understandable. I, myself am usually quite anal about the lawns. However, I would have noticed the half mown bit and realised what had gone wrong and probably made a joke of it. I have never left a man waiting. Nor, I am pleased to say, have I been kept waiting. Cheers and get the mower fixed, spring has sprung and you will be needing it. Fionabee
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RHP User
15 years ago
Today, hate that to happen to me after they drove to meet me Probably the most original excuse i have heard in awhile !!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Where did you find her mate?.....In a box of fruit loops perchance! Cheers Nev
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RHP User
15 years ago
Personally I would be thanking the gods she no showed. I'm a very tidy guy, my car, my house, my work... But that's just me. I under no terms would spend time with someone that harsh a judge, she's probably the type that would always be saying "you're not wearing that are you?" and "wash your hands" and "take your shoes off before you.. blah blah faaarkingblahhhhh....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'andreweagle' Quoting 'TassieRose' you didnt mow your lawn what did you expect man a lady likes things spotless when she comes to visit remember that for when i pop round please roxxy...sorry just taking the piss...forget her she isnt worth mowing the lawn for my lawn is all mowed ready and awaiting ,,,,,,,,,,,,,do I have to polish anything as well ????? andy xxx be warned...im a milo drinker, i dont do tea or coffee hehe roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
omg this is so funny im lmao wat a lame excuse well your better off without her anyway because if she really cared she would have mowed the lawn for you lol ... Maybe she has a phobia about long grass and is in therapy ..Anyway id be happy she didnt show up sounds like your better off .. wonder where she got that excuse anyway maybe somone used it on her and she fell for it and your the payback ..HawkiE
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RHP User
15 years ago
what a rude C*nt!!I think you should be thanking your lucky stars she didnt show!I would also be telling everyone discreetly who she is...and what her MO is.JMO...BJxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
lol, just imagine if you HAD mowed the lawn, she'd have skipped up the stairs... walked inside.. and broken out the gloves - not the fun latex kind, but the white gloves and started checking for dust.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Rooster, after reading your profile THANKYOU, i'm just about to get the lawn mower out, mines lawns are a bit like a jungle atm lmao Seriously she must work for Jims Mowing Services
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