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men and women

July 16 2007

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No tits Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person Fun - Annoying New Age - Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded - Desperate Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing Passionate - Sloppy drunk Professional - Bitch Voluptuous - Very Fat Large frame - Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate - Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

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RHP User

18 years ago

Now, thats more like it, pure n simple, meaningless, NON thought-prokokin' entertainment, good stuff BaBe ~~F~~

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RHP User

18 years ago

Now that is funny stuff...!

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RHP User

18 years ago

Nice one! Made me laugh out loud and had to explain at work what I was doing....lol

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RHP User

18 years ago

WELL ive replied to this post twice and not been posted ,,,SO ill try again,,,,,not2shy,,,,,THAT was funny shit!!!!! 10 points,,,,,,,,,,,,,KEEP em comin ,, , ~~~horrible~~~

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RHP User

18 years ago

Absolutely classic, and scary too due to its validity!!!!

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RHP User

18 years ago

lol...thanks not2... I am bored! enjoy ;-)

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RHP User

18 years ago

Well here I was trying to be honest in my profile and you've gone and exposed all the deception and lies! I was sounding like a nice girl but now everyone will know that in real life I am an ugly, hugely fat, sloppy drunk who is loud and embarrassing, does a lot of pills and is a desperate bitch! Bugger....now I'm going to have to change my identity, scrap my photos and move to another site! .......damn it where did I put my pills.... :) Poss xxxx

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andyrabbit

18 years ago

So i wondered if you would like to go to dinner or or catch a movie?? lol

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RHP User

18 years ago

very very funny and oh so true lol

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